House of Drama

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House of Drama (originally called House of Fun) is a 2023 American-Canadian-British-Irish adult animated black comedy film directed by Pecan Butter and Jellie Sandwich. It was released on July 30, 2023, by Sony Pictures Releasing under the Tristar Pictures division.

Plot
A German American girl, Mitzi Jülich, born in North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany, and raised in The US, works as a maid in her house and currently lives at a mansion (nicknamed the House of Fun) in the suburbs of Houston, Texas. But, she didn't know until she realizes that she lives in a mansion filled with a lot of characters from different franchises. She also meets her fellow friends Jaana and Hettie, as well as her next-door neighbors Leposava and Qinyang, and 3 classmates that she made friends with at school, that being Aspasia, Kotone, and Marketa. It was unsure if Mitzi would get along with the characters. Meanwhile, the characters go on an adventure but do a lot of things in their free time while causing drama.

Why It's NOT a House of Fun

 * 1) Whilst the concept of an American girl working as a maid for a big mansion filled with tons of characters sounds like an interesting idea on paper, the concept is ultimately wasted due to many problems with the writing and portrayal of the characters. Although some characters retain their original personality and are still likable, many of the characters have been flanderized, and the new characters are no better either:
 * 2) *Mitzi Jülich, the main protagonist, is a weak-willed maid that always overreacts to almost everything. Like in one scene, when she accidentally spilt a glass of water, she chooses to throw a meltdown by crying hysterically whilst saying "I'M SORRY!" rather than simply cleaning it up.
 * 3) *Jaana Korhonen, who is Mitzi's friend is no better. She is just a whiny brat that complains over losing her makeup.
 * 4) *Hettie Barker, another one of Mitzi’s friends, is just a gamer girl that chooses games over her family. She also likes to flex about how good she is on various video games that she plays, which can get annoying and makes her come across as an ego-maniac.
 * 5) *Leposava Brajković, who is the next-door neighbor, is a short-tempered girl that gets angry over the simplest of things.
 * 6) *Qinyang Chen, another next-door neighbor, is a pervert that wants people to leak her nudes on Social Media, as well as being too vulgar.
 * 7) *Aspasia Panagos is just a typical prankster and a troll who likes to prank random people for fun and vandalise others’ homes but most of the time it’s not funny.
 * 8) *Kotone Miura is a typical depressed emo stereotype that hates everyone and only listens to emo metal.
 * 9) *Marketa Adamcik is a Koreaboo who is obsessed with k-pop, Korean dramas, and Traditional Korean foods (especially Tteokbokki), As she chooses Korean culture over other things despite being Czech.
 * 10) *Mario, although tolerable, is now an Italian stereotype that is obsessed with pasta, spaghetti, and pizza.
 * 11) *Mickey Mouse is mostly portrayed as an idiot.
 * 12) *Alice (1951 version) is now a stripper that always goes to a local strip club and dresses up as Zero Two.
 * 13) *Cricket Green for some reason now has a fetish for feet, like he masturbates every time he sees bare feet even if it’s dirty.
 * 14) *Josie Rizal became a toxic Ashnikko stan.
 * 15) *Mr. Kat became a perverted stalker who has an unhealthy obsession with Loona.
 * 16) *Loona became whinier than she was in Helluva Boss, she constantly complains and she defends Mr Kat even if he does something bad.
 * 17) *Matt, Jackie, and Inez have been reduced to teenage stereotypes like those who care about trends despite them being children.
 * 18) *Digit is now a generic "know it all" bird and a Gary-Stu.
 * 19) *All of The Wattersons are flanderized as well.
 * 20) **Gumball became a "fuckboy" that wants to sleep around and have sex with the perverted characters despite him being 12.
 * 21) **Darwin became a braindead who bosses people around that don’t even think twice before doing something, and to add some more damage, he is a cowardly doormat.
 * 22) **Anais became a big crybaby that acts like Caillou since she throws temper tantrums over small things such as getting her Daisy the donkey plush taken away or having the lights turned off. In the show, she was the smartest member of her family, but here, she is acting like her age.
 * 23) **Nicole became a very enraged volcano mother that is mostly profane every time she gets angry. Most of the time she is profane to where she says LGBTQ+ and ethnic slurs (including the n-word).
 * 24) **Richard became a generic punching bag that gets tormented since he gets treated like crap by the other family members.
 * 25) *Felicia is now a prostitute that wants Morrigan Aensland to make porn out of her and upload it to Newgrounds.
 * 26) *Baby Bonnie Hood (aka Bulleta), while remaining her original personality, is obsessed with killing people for fun, though she doesn’t kill that many people, unlike Maddie.
 * 27) *Kirby, while likable, is nothing more than the movie’s punching bag.
 * 28) *Morgana from Persona 5 is now a cat burglar who steals from other roommates.
 * 29) *Pac-Man was the one who provided the fetish filler.
 * 30) *Ness is now a perverted teenager that has a fetish for killing people and raping them, even though he is only 13 years old, which makes this psychopathy & pedophilia.
 * 31) *Paula Jones/Polestar is now a toxic vegan that supports PETA, forces her pet to be vegan, and compares the meat industry to the Russian invasion of Ukraine. In one scene, she even pointed a gun at Ness just because his favorite food is Steak.
 * 32) *Jeff Andonuts became racist against Australians.
 * 33) *Prince Poo is now obsessed with going to Sexy-World.
 * 34) *Pokey Minch became a DaddyOFive wannabe that abuses kids.
 * 35) *Quack became a bragging moron that wouldn’t stop talking about ducks, and he will condemn anyone that is not one.
 * 36) *Alisa Bosconovitch is now a drug addict that is always high and stoned, as she smokes a lifetime of marijuana despite her being a robot.
 * 37) *Blake is now a French stereotype who's obsessed with baguettes. He even speaks in a stereotypical French accent.
 * 38) *Lily May, although tolerable, is now an idiot.
 * 39) *Maddie is now a Nazi & psychopath who likes causing trouble, harassing others, and killing people. She also acts very mean to others, and kills way too many people, in total, she caused 37 deaths in the movie. That's way too much!
 * 40) *Pocianta Posianta is now obsessed with religion and always talks about the bible and god.
 * 41) *Isabela Madrigal became a selfish and spoiled princess that hates getting her clothes painted.
 * 42) *Sans became a narcissistic, and lazy skeleton that doesn’t even care about others and always praises himself for being popular on the Internet.
 * 43) *Iris, Auriana, and Izira (the characters from Lolirock) became sexists that have a massive hatred against men and tomboyish girls since they think that "all girls should be girly".
 * 44) *Thomas the Tank Engine is now a generic butt monkey who constantly gets forced by people to deliver supplies for them.
 * 45) *Mikal The Clinic is now a Brazilaboo, despite being American.
 * 46) *Kris from the BlakeIsHere franchise is now a generic greedy boss.
 * 47) *Capitalstar is now a stereotype of a modern 13-year-old.
 * 48) *Class 710 is now a generic bully and is very rude to Capitalstar.
 * 49) *325013 is now a rad rowdy EMU who is angry at the government for privatizing Royal Mail in 2011.
 * 50) *Elizabeth "Betty" Danielyan (JETM counterpart) is now a fangirl of toilet humour and often relies way too much on telling fart jokes, poop jokes, butt jokes and tons of gross-out lines. She has a fart fetish that makes her obsessed with watching fart porn and sniffing farts, which is disgusting.
 * 51) *Lili De Rochefort is now a neo-nazi that has a massive hatred against Jewish Hebrews and other Jewish people.
 * 52) *Carrie Krueger became a toxic Billie Eilish stan.
 * 53) *Bingo Heeler, while still likable, now has autism, despite her original counterpart not hiding autistic. The only reason why this was done was so that Bingo could be "more relatable" and can have "more personality", while this doesn't sound like a bad concept, the main problem is that the themes of her autism are not explored very well, thus making it a pointless addition to her personality.
 * 54) *Bandit Heeler is now a pedophile who secretly messages minors on Twitter and Discord to send private pictures, and when he gets caught, Chilli forgives him way too easily, and doesn't even call the police on him, thus making a "Karma Houdini".
 * 55) *Chilli Heeler is not any better either, since she's a toxic fan of pop music and often uses other people as a scapegoat whenever she gets caught trying to steal CD albums from other roommates, even blaming her children and husband in one scene.
 * 56) *Peppa Pig is now a punching bag, like Thomas and Kirby.
 * 57) *Master Wu at times just feels like a stereotypical grandpa type.
 * 58) *Lucky Chloe is now a stereotype of people with ADHD, as she has mental breakdowns most of the time, gets so excited over things, and that is so crazy, that she makes Dizzy from Bob the Builder look calm in comparison.
 * 59) *All of the bears from We Bare Bears act nothing like their original incarnations:
 * 60) **Grizzly is now too loud and likes to scream and shout.
 * 61) **Panda is now a toxic k-pop stan that is obsessed with k-pop and Korean dramas, and also an obsessive anti-weeaboo.
 * 62) **Ice Bear became a depressed emo stereotype that listens to emo metal all the time. However, depending on your point of view, he can be funny.
 * 63) *James Rolfe (The Angry Video Game Nerd) became an aggressive, and short-tempered person who gets angry who the simplest of things.
 * 64) *Sailor Moon is now a stereotype of a generation Z girl that does cringe-worthy TikTok trends.
 * 65) *Chotu (from Motu Patlu) is just here for clout.
 * 66) *Donkey Ollie is now somewhat of a religious nut-job.
 * 67) *The San Antonio Spurs coyote is now an LBGTQ+ stereotype.
 * 68) *Pit became the dumb one that doesn’t know how to do Anything, and every time someone gives him a book, he yells “I don’t know how to read!”, which can get annoying.
 * 69) *Palutena is now a prostitute who encourages people to make porn out of her.
 * 70) *Motu and Patlu serve no purpose other than to provide "comedy".
 * 71) *Captain Falcon is now a filthy man that is obsessed with looking at images of naked women and watching porn on pornhub.
 * 72) *Pocoyo is now a massive weeaboo that obsesses over Japanese culture all the time, as he makes the characters buy Anime, Sanrio, and Japanese Nintendo merch just for him.
 * 73) *Nahuel became an easily annoyed prick that wants to stay single forever, which is hypocritical since, in the movie he originally came from, he had a love interest named Fresia, Hell, even his Original incarnation shows!
 * 74) *The Among Us characters serve no purpose other than to make lame Among Us jokes.
 * 75) *Molly McGee became a Mary Sue.
 * 76) *Pingu is an excessive slacker.
 * 77) *Pinga became a scapegoat.
 * 78) *Robby just exists solely for filler.
 * 79) *Doki became a "know-it-all" asshole when he's an imbecile.
 * 80) *Fico became a bad comic relief who is a sex joke device.
 * 81) *Gabi is shown to be a complete jerk to Doki.
 * 82) *Anabella falls into that "Mean Popular Girl" trope.
 * 83) *Oto does nothing important in the movie and only exists for filler at its purest.
 * 84) *Mundi transgendered into a non-binary for no reason. Plus, she is anti-semitist.
 * 85) *Ash is mainly portrayed as an idiot.
 * 86) *Misty became a huge meanie towards everybody, to the point where she is profane.
 * 87) *Brock became a sex joke relief.
 * 88) *Zane always dies in the movie, in total, he dies 48 times, which is even more deaths than how many deaths than those that Maddie caused.
 * 89) **Hell, Maddie even kills him in the movie 4 times!
 * 90) *Unikitty became a poorly written comic relief character.
 * 91) *Puppycorn is stupid and does not even know what's 2+2.
 * 92) *Dr. Fox is now a katsaridaphobe who panics every time she sees a cockroach.
 * 93) *Hawkodile forces Dr Fox to have sex with him, which is unnecessary.
 * 94) *Richard is a filler character.
 * 95) *Doraemon is way TOO overprotective about Dorami.
 * 96) *Dorami became a butt-monkey who gets bullied for no good reason whatsoever.
 * 97) *Bufo from Wolfoo is just here to reference memes.
 * 98) *Alastor is now a maniac who is obsessed with filler.
 * 99) **What doesn't help is that he is sometimes shoehorned into scenes for no reason, sometimes to the point where he hogs the spotlight from the other characters.
 * 100) *Rattata Kid, although somewhat tolerable, is now obsessed with destroying stuff and going to craft stores and furry conventions.
 * 101) *Kpop And Earthbound Fanatic is now obsessed with Romanian culture and visiting San Antonio and Los Angeles. She is also a coffee addict as she drinks coffee on a daily basis (especially cappuccinos).
 * 102) *The narrator of the film is annoying and always points out the obvious, much like the one in Peppa Pig. The voice of the narrator also changes for some reason, as it constantly switches from the voices of Tom Kenny from SpongeBob, Stephen Fry from Pocoyo and LittleBigPlanet, the Brian text-to-speech voice from Amazon Polly, Mark Moraghan from Thomas & Friends, and John Sparkes from Peppa Pig.
 * 103) *Brazil from Art's Animations is only in this film for filler.
 * 104) *Marie Rose from Dead or Alive, while tolerable, became really crazy and hyper.
 * 105) There is an average amount of filler:
 * 106) *Alisa trying to buy cigarettes and other drugs.
 * 107) *Mitzi Jülich deciding if she would use American English or British English, which is one of the most pointless scenes in the movie.
 * 108) *Iris, Auriana, and Izira teaming up with the Ukrainian "Elsagate" YouTuber Kids Diana Show to make a sexist song.
 * 109) *Nahuel forcing the couples to break up at a nightclub.
 * 110) *Paula Jones celebrates World Vegan Day while singing a song about why all omnivores should die. How egotistical of her.
 * 111) *Mitzi Jülich describes how should she get along with the characters for a solid 5 minutes.
 * 112) *Pocoyo hunting for a Hello Kitty doll in Mitzi’s bedroom.
 * 113) *Ness erotically moans while shooting sexual organisms at a naked Barbie doll, it ends with Prince Poo grounding him.
 * 114) *Lili De Rochefort singing the Nazi German anthem at Disneyland.
 * 115) *Felicia twerking and farting in front of Demitri Maximoff in her Marinette costume and forces Demitri Maximoff to dress up as Spider-Man and Morrigan Aensland as Elsa.
 * 116) *Anais Watterson throwing a temper tantrum because Richard Watterson took her Daisy the Donkey plush away so he can wash it. This speaks for itself.
 * 117) *Panda buying k-pop albums, light-sticks and Merch at Target.
 * 118) *Sailor Moon making a TikTok video of her dancing to "2 Phút Hơn (Kaiz Remix)" by Phào.
 * 119) *Isabela yelling at a megaphone in Dolores' ears.
 * 120) *Josie Rizal blasting "Daisy" by Ashnikko on the speakers.
 * 121) *Aspasia Panagos doing a Candy inside door prank for a YouTube trend.
 * 122) *Ness rating EAS Alarms while blasting them out of the speakers at Television Centre in White City (which was the BBC's former headquarters from 1960 to 2013).
 * 123) *Lili De Rochefort & Maddie Cástano teaming up to make a Soveich (Soviet Union X Nazi Germany) animation meme, which is disrespectful to everyone who died during World War II.
 * 124) *Jake Tweenie dying while repeatedly saying "Bella's Fairy Tale...ale...ale...ale.", as a reference to Caddicarus.
 * 125) *Rattata Kid drawing a mouse eating popcorn.
 * 126) *Kpop And Earthbound Fanatic playing Super Smash Bros Ultimate on her Nintendo Switch.
 * 127) *Fix-It-Felix fixing a broken house with Bob the Builder.
 * 128) *Demitri Maximoff trying midnight bliss on every character in the film.
 * 129) *The EarthBound chosen 4 chasing Team Doki.
 * 130) False advertising: Despite appearing heavily on the posters and trailers, Menchie rarely gets any screentime in the film, he's just a stunt character added with the sole purpose of luring people in.
 * 131) Despite the soundtrack being good, some songs are bad or just mediocre at best.
 * 132) *Nicki Minaj’s "Anaconda" is in the film despite it being an explicit song in a supposed PG-13/12 rated movie.
 * 133) *Ness' song, "I Love Fucking Sex", is very disgusting. The song is about why Ness loves sex despite it being unsuitable for his age.
 * 134) Shameless product placements for McDonald’s, Raising Cane’s, CiCi’s Pizza, Nintendo Switch, Hello Kitty, Build a Bear, Now That's What I Call Music, Outback Steakhouse, Disney+, Disneyland, IKEA, PlayStation 4, Amazon, SingStar, Cartoon Network, Marriott Hotels & Resorts, Ricos Products, Eurovision Song Contest, Target, TikTok, NBA, etc.
 * 135) There are a lot of inappropriate scenes in this movie, including:
 * 136) *The running gag of Ness and Gumball howling and panting every time they see Alisa’s butt.
 * 137) *Nicole Watterson saying the n-word at Doc McStuffins just because she’s African-American.
 * 138) *Misty pointing a gun at Pingu. (International releases show her pointing her middle finger and calling Pingu a "son of a b**ch" instead, however.)
 * 139) *Bob the Builder getting a COVID-19 jab, but the doctor accidentally trips over and cuts Bob's arm, leaving him a giant scar on his arm, what makes it worse is the fact that Bob screams in absolute agony when it happens, and it's painful to listen to.
 * 140) **Ironically, it was not cut in any future airings at all, despite the scene receiving a huge amount of backlash.
 * 141) *Though only in the unrated cut, The Infamous scene of Felicia and Captain Falcon having anal sex in public while Ness sings "Liar" by Bigklit.
 * 142) *A rather controversial scene in which Blake and Helen Henny (shown in her Cheerleader design) are shown erotically moaning, followed by a scene of Blake saying to Chuck E. (in his Avenger design) that he just fucked his girlfriend, implying that Blake engaged in bestiality. Thankfully this is only in the unrated cut.
 * 143) *The infamous scene where Gabi shoots Doki at his head!!! Thankfully, he survived.
 * 144) **The scene itself was very controversial, and thankfully, later re-releases replaced the scene with Anabella taking a COVID-19 vaccine.
 * 145) *Qinyang Chen stripping naked (albeit censored) in front of Mitzi’s siblings in the living room in Mitzi’s house and calling Gumball "Cumball".
 * 146) *Lili, as already mentioned, is a neo-nazi, which is just as bad as being a pedophile.
 * 147) *Pocoyo making out with Pato, which is considered pedophilia and bestiality, since Pocoyo is only four years old and Pato is a duck.
 * 148) *Aspasia and Qinyang drawing dildos on Leposava’s door.
 * 149) *Paula saying that pet ownership is animal slavery and threatening to take everyone's pet's to PETA's shelter, until she got called out by Rattata Kid.
 * 150) There are numerous plot holes.
 * 151) *Zane, somehow, comes back to life every time he dies in the movie.
 * 152) *How can Alice have sex if she’s just a child? This is just another example of pedophilia.
 * 153) *In The Unrated cut, Pocoyo says "Welp, my parents aren’t here", even though he doesn’t have parents.
 * 154) There is a possible recording error, where the N-word can be faintly heard.
 * 155) The ending is absolutely stupid, not helping by the fact that it involves a dancing musical number with all the characters cringingly dancing to "Dancing Queen" by ABBA, which is completely generic and pointless.
 * 156) It overuses generic stock sound effects, mostly consisting of Hanna-Barbera sound effects.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) As mentioned earlier, its premise is interesting that it does try to insert some creative concepts with the behaviour of the different people in the mansion.
 * 2) The animation is amazing, and it does a pretty decent job capturing the original style of the characters. Thanks to Lighthouse Studios (owned by Mercury Filmworks; the animation studio behind The Cuphead Show).
 * 3) Some of the attempts at humor can be funny, such as
 * 4) * Chilli and Bandit playing SingStar ' 90s and badly singing along to "Barbie Girl" by Aqua.
 * 5) *Morgana accidentally purchased 20 copies of Persona 5: Royal for the PlayStation 4 on Amazon, which is very cathartic.
 * 6) Some characters are still likable or improved from their original counterparts.
 * 7) *Bluey is still a likable character and is the only member of the Heeler household to remain unchanged.
 * 8) *Even if he's only used for a couple of scenes, Bob the Builder at least comes across as a helpful and honest person like he was in the original show.
 * 9) *Rose from Street Fighter is a positive portrayal of Asperger's syndrome, despite not having a mental disorder in her game of origin.
 * 10) *Sylveon is a pretty bubbly character and she's voiced by Lizzie Freeman
 * 11) The soundtrack is pretty good, most notably the fantastic musical score provided by John Debney and "House of Fun" by Madness, which the latter song serves as a fitting theme song for the movie.

Reception
House of Drama received generally negative reviews from critics and was also universally panned by audiences, with the criticism directed towards the negative portrayal of the characters and the waste of an interesting concept. On IMDb, it has a 4.1/10 rating. On Metacritic, the film has a weighted average score of 28 out of 100, indicating "generally unfavorable reviews". The user score is 1.9 out of 10 based on 75 reviews, indicating "overwhelming dislike". On Rotten Tomatoes, it has a 29% critic score and a 16% audience score, the site's critical consensus states "It's a good thing that the movie was called House of Drama instead of House of Fun because anyone thinks that this movie is fun is talking absolute madness!".

Box Office
Despite being critically panned, the movie made $112 million at the box office, with a $4 million budget, making it a box office success.

Renewed hype
In 2025, over 3 years after it was released, the film gained a cult following mainly due to the content. Despite this, Sony and the movie's directors (Pecan Butter and Jellie Sandwich) rarely admit its existence, for the latter, it's because of their focus on the numerous JETM & JTM crossover spin-offs (which are a result of quantity-over-quality & executive meddling at I Hate You Entertainment, the owners of the JETM franchise).

Trivia

 * It was initially going to be titled House of Fun, sharing the same name as Madness' "House of Fun", but it was changed to House of Drama, as the directors thought the previous title was somewhat misleading.
 * A sequel is in development for 2026. It was originally announced following the first film's success but was later cancelled to focus on the JETM & JTM crossover spin-offs due to executive meddling by I Hate You Entertainment, the owners of the JETM franchise. The project was later revived shortly after with an unknown director replacing Pecan Butter and Jellie Sandwich.

Original Theatrical Version
Mitzi Jülich: *spills some water* *gasps* I'M SORRY! *cries hysterically* Isabela Madrigal: You should be, you excuse of a maid.

Doki: Now start reading the book! Pit: But I don't know how to read!

Gabi: Well, when the sun rays land on water, it leads to creating a rainbow, then... Misty: SHUT UP YOU DAUGHTER OF A B**CH!

Doc McStuffins: *breathes* Nicole Watterson: N****S DON'T DARE TO BREATHE YOU N****! Blake: Nicole, you know that's raci- Nicole Watterson: YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!

Anais Watterson: *plays with her Daisy* Richard Watterson: Sorry, you played with her so long she got dirty. Let me take her to the laundry basket! Anais Watterson: NO! NO! NOOO! *cries and then bites Richard's leg* Richard Watterson: *shouted* DON'T SASS ME YOU SPOILED BRAT!

Maddie: Say goodbye, Zane! Zane: No, don't do it! I've already died too many times! Maddie: I don't care! *stabs Zane with a knife* Narrator: Oh, for fuck's sake, Zane just died for the 24th time! Maddie: SHUT UP! *kills the narrator with the knife*

Qinyang Chen: *enters Mitzi’s house* Ahh… a nice place to relax. Willa Jülich: A nice place to watch TV, I’m wondering what shows are airing… Qinyang Chen: Hey, instead of TV, would you like to see this? *strips naked* Mitzi Jülich: Ok, what the hell are you doing in front of my little sister? Qinyang Chen: Nothing. Mitzi Jülich: So, why are naked in front of my sister? She’s only little. No worries, Willa, just go to your room.

Hettie Barker: I’m going to the airport, not to take a flight but to meet my friends. Mitzi Jülich: OK, Good luck! Hettie Barker: *arrives at the airport* OK, I arrived- wait a minute… *looks at a sign* What the hell? It’s supposed to be spelt "aeroplane", not "airplane"!

Puppycorn: Can you now tell me how to spell this? *shows $100* Doraemon: It's a hundred dollar bill, are you that idiotic?

Jeff Andonuts: I hope there are no Australians around there! Cause if there are, I will murder them with my gun! Rattata Kid: You are aware that I am half Australian myself! My father was from there.

Ness: *erotically moans and ejaculates on a naked Barbie doll* Si Papi! Paula Jones/Polestar: What the hell are you doing, Ness? Ness: Uhh… Nothing? *throws the naked Barbie doll at Blake* Paula Jones/Polestar: You know what? I’m telling Poo! Ness: I. Don’t. Give. A. Fu- Prince Poo: I can’t believe you did this, Ness, You’re so grounded! Ness: As I already stated, I don’t give a fuck. You just stole my whole supply of naked Barbie dolls anyways. Blake: What the hell? Why is there instantly a naked Barbie doll here? Paula Jones/Polestar: Ness threw it at you after I caught him erotically moaning and ejaculating on that very same naked Barbie doll. Blake: God, that's really disgusting! Paula Jones/Polestar: He was also saying "Si Papi!" like Jeffy from SML. Blake: Yeah, I heard that.

Paula Jones/Polestar: That poor cat is suffering! Give him to me so he can go to PETA, where his pain will be over! Rattata Kid: No! Paula Jones/Polestar: What did you say?! Rattata Kid: I won't let you take Dragon to PETA! He'll be killed if he goes there! You've been threatening to take people's pets to PETA because you have the same mindset that they do! That pet ownership is slavery and that animals want to die! I know Dragon doesn't want to end up dead, and you need to support local rescues which save the lives of animals!

Unrated Cut
Mitzi Jülich: So… why the hell would they watch porn on my computer? Captain Falcon: *takes off his clothes* That’s a question you have to ask yourself. Mitzi Jülich: Ugh, whatever…

Rattata Kid: I just got back from Michaels. And luckily I managed to get some more paint and clay, plus some armature wire.

Nicole Watterson: OKAY! WHO THE FUCK TOUCHED MY NINTENDO SWITCH!!? Molly McGee: Ugh… I don’t know who touched your Nintendo Switch. Just figure it out yourself. Nicole Watterson: YOU KNOW WHAT, I’M NOT ORDERING ITALIAN FOOD FOR DINNER UNTIL SOMEONE GIVES ME THE ANSWER!!! Mario: But I want Italian food for dinner. Blake: Me too. Zane: Me three. Maddie: ZANE, I FUCKING HATE YOU AND I FUCKING HATE ITALY TOO, I'M THINKING OF KILLING YOU RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!! Blake: Maddie, that's a ridiculous idea, you know?

Ness: Hey, can people keep my baseball bat? I’m going to be making out with Prince Poo! Alisa Bosconovitch: I have to smoke weed outside near Leposava’s house. Nicole Watterson: Okay, how about both of you shut the fuck up about you two making out and smoking weed. Geez! You guys get on my nerves!

Blake: Hey Chuck E, I just fucked your girlfriend.

Molly McGee: Nicole, you need to calm down… take a chill pill… Narrator: Meanwhile… Pocoyo: Welp, my parents aren’t here. Time to watch some hentai! Blake (offscreen): You don't even have parents, at least as far as I know.