U Got 45'd: Tell Your Tale

"I Hate You Entertainment, when will you end the U Got 45’d franchise? This shit just has got to stop!"

- Michael Jika (ThatGuyOnTwitter)

U Got 45’d: Tell Your Tale is a 2027 “British-American” shit animated show. It is a spin-off to that shit that nobody cares about. It stars different people that we don’t need to explain.

Despite the show having extremely negative reviews, (like the first show and its movies) it got two more spin-offs. One named Total U Got 45’d Island, and another named U Got 45’d: Make Your Mark.

Plot
Brazil (who is now eighteen years old) and his friends continue their “adventures” at MayDay Bay.

Why It Won’t Tell Your Tale

 * 1) Like with its 8th film, 99.9% of the show is a rip off of My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale. The plot is the same, the characters personalities are the same, the music is the same, the songs are the same and the dialogue is the name. The only thing that is different is the episodes are 22 minutes long rather than 5 minutes. Hell, EVEN THE TITLE IS THE SAME!!!
 * 2) Making a hated show from an already bad franchise that's already excessively despised worldwide get its spin-off isn’t a great idea. Again, the U Got 45’d franchise has been despised worldwide and there’s no point in continuing a hated franchise. (All we know is that this shit I Hate You Entertainment is still making the franchise cause they are addicted to U Got 45’d, and it's the cash cow of the company, ok, fuck this.)
 * 3) False Advertising: The art style in the actual show looks WAY DIFFERENT THAN THE ART STYLE IN THE PICTURES!
 * 4) * Brazil’s bag is seen brown in the pictures. But in the show, he is seen wearing a blue bag.
 * 5) ** Speaking of Brazil, his helmet was redesigned in the show (by having a rainbow in the top of his helmet.) but was never seen in the pictures.
 * 6) * Japanese Empire doesn’t have a bag. But she is seen wearing it in the show.
 * 7) Despite the show being British-American, none of the voice actors, some writers, etc are British. The characters voices where replaced into Canadian voices and most of the writers are Canadian or American. Making the show Canadian-American instead of British-American.
 * 8) Speaking of their new voice actors, their Canadian voices sound even more painful than the characters British-American voices, as it looks like they are tired, be forced to voice the characters, or even sounded like the cast didn’t even wanted to voice the characters at all. Making many of the characters sound older or younger than their ages. Just like the series.
 * 9) * This time, Cuba sounds like a 34-year-old rather than a 14-year-old.
 * 10) * Brazil sounds like a young teenager rather than sounding like a adult.
 * 11) All of the characters still suck.
 * 12) The Flash animation became more stiff and cut-rate than the series and the films as the frames where 20 fps to 16 fps.
 * 13) * There is a lot of frame drops in this show. Especially when the characters move or sing.
 * 14) ** Speaking of the characters moving, they move a bit to fast. Causing the frames to drop lower sometimes.
 * 15) * Animation errors are common around the series. For example:
 * 16) ** Poland’s eagle on his helmet disappears, especially when he moves.
 * 17) ** Brazil’s rainbow on the top of the helmet isn’t seen most of the time.
 * 18) The series feels more like a parody of w:Teen Titans Go! since five main characters all live in the Brazil’s Crystal Bride-house together and focus of Slice-of-life most of the time, despite Germany/Nazi Germany telling Brazil not to have anyone, including his friends live in his Crystal Bride-house forever. Otherwise, he would get hanged, shot, brunt and even thrown off a cliff (similar to how nobody is allowed to leave Drunk Street (now renamed MareDay Bay for the series).)
 * 19) Misleading Rating: Like many of its films and the series, the show was rated TV-Y7, despite having horrifically realistic violence and swearing. Seriously? I Hate You Entertainment, when you will learn to stop making the franchise rated PG despite having adult content?
 * 20) Very ear bleeding and cringe-worthy songs.
 * 21) No redeeming qualities, although theres no nudity. But there is blood.

Reception
U Got 45’d: Tell Your Tale lambasted was by everyone like all of the other movies and shows from this franchise. It holds a 0/10 on IMDb, 0% critic score and a 0% audience score on Rotten Tomatoes, a 0 out of 100 on Metacritic and 0% of the users approved this show. Everyone hate the U Got 45'd