Challenge Clashers: Mayhem/All Episode Transcripts

[Transcript] (Note: Any words said incorrectly by Pinkela or Marshmallow are incorrect on purpose since they are both 5 years old and don't know how to say things correctly similar to the Rugrats who say stuff wrongly because they are babies)  Pinkela: [Humming while watching a movie] Pinekla: "Ahh dis (this) movie is super duper good I wuv (love) it!" [The movie is paused] Pinekla: "Wuh?! (What)" Marshmallow: "Sista (sister) you gots'ta (gotta) be kid (kidding) me. You cannot watch movies 'cause you have a new siri (series) dat (that) you have to do. Pinkela: "Pweases (Please) Mashmellow (Marshmallow) dat dunt-e (doesn't) happen until 6:30" Marshmallow: "It (It's) 7:26" Pinekla: "Oh" [Looks down] "get da (the) camwea (camera)" Pinkela: "Hewo everoneee (Hello everyone) it me Pinkela da unica (unicorn) and welcome to mah (my) SHOW it goon'as (gonna) be called uhhhh" Marshmallow: "Challenge Cwashirs (Clashers)" Pinkela: "YEAH CHALLENGE CWASHIRS! Dis show is so much like Totul Dwama (Total Drama), people we shrekted (selected) will compete in dis show, day (they) be (will be) put on team so uhhh you know da rest you see (will see) all da consestest (contestants) on: CHALLENGE. CWASHIRS. MAYHUM! (Mayhem) [Intro Plays] Pinkela: "Hewo everoneee welcome back to Challenge Cwashirs Mayhem! I hope you wiked (liked) da theme-o uhhhh whats it called a- a- um a song. Yeah da song. Aways (Anyways) here are the firs (first) people and stuff uhh hewe! (here) Sonic: "Gotta go fast! *Speeds to Pinkela*" Tails: "Sonic wait for me and Knuckles!" Knuckles: "I'M KNUCKLES! UNLIKE SONIC I DON'T CHUCKLE! I'D RATHER FLEX MY MUSCLES!" Sonic: "Knuckles you literately chuckles when you were first introduced" Knuckles: "Oh well uhhh, shut up Sonic" [Cue Sonic 1 Boss music] Pinkela: "Oh wah, (yeah) forgot we septed (accepted) him. Sonic: "EGGMAN?! STAY BACK KID, ME TAILS AND KNUCKLES WILL HANDLE THIS!" Pinkela: "But, I septed Eggman hewe, (here) we do need sum (some) vwinianss (villains) you knows. Sonic: "Hold on what?!" Eggman: "YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT BLUE NUMSKULL WOULD BE HERE!" Pinkela: "Dat's cuz weasons. (reasons)" Eggman: [Scoffs] Shadow: [Riding his motorcycle to Pinkela] "Sup" Pinkela: "Hewo Shadow!!" Shadow: "Hey host whatever your name was, Hey Sonic, Hey Tails, Hey Knuckles, Hey Eggman." Pinkela: "Dat was a pwetty (pretty) swat (short) intwoductwin (introduction) but- HEY HERE COMES MORE PLEPS (people)" [Creeper and Axolotl and Creeper arrive] Creeper and Axolotl: "Hello!" Pinkela: "Hi Cweeper (Creeper) and Axe (Axolotl)" [There is just awkward silence for a minute] Pinkela: I's (I'm) gettin' BOOOOOAWD here's a gweat (great) dea (idea)! [Pinkela teleports all the contestants who haven't arrived yet to her] Mario: "Mama mia! What the heck?" Pinkela: "Sowwy (Sorry) I's just got boawd." Luigi: "Eh, whatever it's ok." Pinkela: "Mhm..... OH NO I forgot the pleps you don't knows! Uhhhhh here's Snuggs! (Snuggles) She is really really cool doggy! And we have another doggy Poochie! Say hi doggies! Snuggles: "What's up?" Poochie: "Um- he-hello!" Pinkela: "And here we's got's BABY MICKEY son of Mickey Moose (Mouse), his grillfriend (girlfriend) and my sis Angeca, (Angelica) and my mommy Martha who's also Angeca's mommy." Angelica: "Hey what's up everyone I'm in this competition with my boo Baby Mickey." [Kisses Baby Mickey on the cheek] Baby Mickey: "Aw" Martha: [Grabs Angelica and Baby Mickey hugging them] "Ohh I can't believe I'm in a competition with my daughter and her boyfriend and we are all gonna be making alliances and we are all gonna be a happy family" Angelica: "Mom- mom stop! Your embarrassing me!" Pinekla: "Den we have Bow Bow, Jojo Siwa's doggy" Bow Bow: "What's up my doggas!" Pinkela: "Wah's a dogga?" Bow Bow: "Ehhh you don't really wanna know." Pinkela: "Mmmm ok well you guys can talks for bits-es (a bit) while I sets up da firs challenge." [They start talking] UNDER CONSTRUCTION
 * -|Episode 1 - Never Leave Off On An Empty Stomach=
 * -|Episode 2 - Nacho Tuesday=
 * -|Episode 3 - Rainy Day Games=
 * -|Episode 4 - Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba I'm Hatin' It!=
 * -|Episode 5 - Challenge Clashers: The Anime=
 * -|Episode 6 - Beep Bop Beep Bo Skibpidy Bop Da!=
 * -|Episode 7 - Gaming Is Life=
 * -|Episode 8 - Tik Tok more like Dick Cock=
 * -|Episode 9 - You Grounded Grounded Grounded For The Rest Of Entirety=
 * -|Episode 10 - Don't Take Criticism Guys=
 * -|Episode 11 - And I Need Tonight And I Need To Know Forever=
 * -|Episode 12 - It's Just So Cringey Can't TAKE IT=
 * -|Episode 13 - Is It Gay or No Gay?=
 * -|Episode 14 - Puppy Adoption Day=
 * -|Episode 15 - Clover The Bad Luck Unicorn=
 * -|Episode 16 - Chug Jug Slug Mug=
 * -|Episode 17 - Lights, Camera, ACTION!=
 * -|Episode 18 - Puppet Show Catastrophe=
 * -|Episode 19 - Listen To These Fire Bars!=
 * -Episode 20 - Never do a Challenge at 3AM=
 * -|Episode 21 - Love Is In The Air=
 * -|Episode 22 - Never Have I Ever=
 * -|Episode 23 - Your Going To Dye=
 * -|Episode 24 - I'd Rather Watch Paint Dry, Literately=
 * -|Episode 25 - Would You Rather Extreme=
 * -|Episode 26 - Ready for a Bad Time?=
 * -|Episode 27 - Sleep With One Eye Open Tonight=
 * -|Episode 28 - You're Lame If You Don't Have An Apple Device=
 * -|Episode 29 - CDTYEVYWBHWDYIWBHDNUBHJHUGYDBKIWDNEFKOVNIUOVNO=
 * -|Episode 30 - Create A Disney Princess=
 * -|Episode 31 - Don't Push The Big Red Button=
 * -|Episode 32 - The Dead Games Are The Blames=
 * -|Episode 33 - We're Almost There, Almost There=
 * -|Episode 34 - Here's A Toast To The Four Of Us=
 * -|Episode 35 - The Dreaded Of LGBTQ Creeper=
 * -|Episode 36 - The Mayhem Ends Here!=