The Brave Little Toaster remake

The Brave Little Toaster is a 2024 live-action/animated musical film directed by Darry McBedwetter. It is a remake of the 1987 animated film of the same name, which in turn was based on the 1980 children's novel by Thomas Disch.

Plot
Like the original film, a clan of five appliances venture into the outside world to reunite with a boy named Rob, who they haven't seen for years.

Why It's WORTHLESS, WORTHLESS, WORTHLESS!!!
'''NOTE: We all know nobody wanted this film, so don't add it as a reason. ''' (W.I.P)
 * 1) It's just another attempt to capitalize on nostalgia! Need I say more?
 * 2) It tries to be more darker, edgier and more serious than the original film, but it failed so horribly at doing so that it comes off more as a 12 year old's shitty wattpad fanfiction.
 * 3) * In fact, this film was so godawful at being dark that a woman passed out during a test screening from boredom.
 * 4) Even though it tries to maintain an '80s aesthetic as a nod to the original film, along with leaving the songs mostly unchanged to preserve that aesthetic, there was no point in doing so because they set the remake in modern times.
 * 5) With that above, "It's A B Movie" and "Cutting Edge" both contain so much product placement it could make you dizzy! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!!!!!11!1!!!!!11!1
 * 6) None of the actors sound like they want to be in this movie. But really, can you blame them?
 * 7) "Cutting Edge" was butchered. Yep, you heard that right, they fucking butchered Cutting Edge! It overuses autotune to the point some viewers actually couldn't tell if the vocals were provided by actual humans or AI.

Redeeming Qualities
(W.I.P)
 * 1) The updated versions of the other musical numbers still sound decent, though they don't top the original versions.
 * 2) The CGI for the appliances is impressive. The appliances still manage to look cartoony and don't wander into the uncanny Valley at all.
 * 3) Rob and Chris remain an interracial couple, and one scene has a subtle joke that makes fun of the decision to whitewash Chris in the 1990s sequels.