South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut remake

'''NOTE: This is an archived fake movie blog from Awful Movies Wiki, though I will still edit it at times. I made this when I thought of how bad a live-action remake of South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut could be. You are free to edit this and add your own reasons.'''

South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut is a 2022 adult live-action black comedy musical adventure film directed by Darry McBedwetter, and based on the Comedy Central series South Park. It is a remake of the 1999 animated film of the same name.

Plot
Like the original film, four kids, Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh, and Kenny McCormick sneak into a movie theatre to watch "Terrence and Phillip: Asses of Fire", an R-rated movie. They start using adult language after watching the film, which enrages Kyle's mother, Sheila. Sheila becomes xenophobic towards Canadians and calls for the deaths of Terrence and Phillip. When Kenny dies from a botched attempt to re-enact a scene from the film, he finds out that in hell, there is a prophecy where if the blood of Terrence and Phillip touches American soil, it will allow Satan and his lover Saddam Hussein to take over Earth.

Why It's A Testicle-Shitting Rectal Wart
NOTE: DON'T FUCKING PUT "NO ONE WANTED THIS FILM" YOU SHIT-FACED COCK-MASTERS!!!
 * 1) Instead of being directed by Trey Parker and Matt Stone, it's directed by the infamous Darry McBedwetter.
 * 2) This remake lacks what made the original film amazing.
 * 3) The CGI effects look faker than they did in the original film.
 * 4) Most of the humour ends up being unfunny, unlike the original.
 * 5) It's basically a bland copy-and-paste version of the original film. The new scenes and songs don't really add much to the plot and are only there to try making the film seem different than the original.
 * 6) Many of the new songs are shoehorned into the film.
 * 7) The deaths of Terrance and Phillip are heavily butchered: Sheila just throws several throwing knives at them and they die instantly, instead of shooting both of them dead, one by one.
 * 8) Some of the songs have been butchered, such as "Blame Canada", "It's Easy M'Kay", and "La Resistance". Said songs are an autotuned mess in this version.
 * 9) * Blame Canada is the worst offender, as the singing voices sound as artificial as the singing voices in the Beauty and the Beast remake.
 * 10) * THEY ALSO FUCKING BUTCHERED "I CAN CHANGE"!!!
 * 11) Sheila still says the Canadians have "beady eyes and flapping heads" despite the fact that they no longer have those traits because this is in live action.
 * 12) While Will Smith does a good job at playing Chef, he isn't really fit for the role.
 * 13) The lines "You're such a pig-fucker, Phillip!", "Donkey-raping shit eater" and "horse fucker" were changed because apparently, they "promoted" bestiality. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) Some of the updated songs still sound decent (despite most of them relying on autotune), such as "Mountain Town", "Uncle Fucka", "Hell Isn't Good", "Kyle's Mom is a Big Fat Bitch", "What Would Brian Boitano Do?", "Up There", and "I'm Super". They even got James Hetfield to re-record Hell Isn't Good!
 * 2) The set and costumes are still well-made.
 * 3) The acting is still good.