VoltKarma: The Movie

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1="Why the hell did I create this bullshit? I can't believe I made this awful piece of crap! I mean... WHY?! I regret giving the writing to Carn Jitzfarland."

- VoltKarma

The page= VoltKarma: The Movie (also known as VoltKarma's Critical Adventures in Turkey) is an American-Turkish adult animated comedy-action-drama-dark comedy-fantasy film based on the media has VoltKarma has heard of. The movie is distributed in America, Turkey, Turkmenistan, and more. The film licenses and stars various people and celebrities.

Plot
This film itself is divided into 12 parts. Each of them has a different plot.

Part 1 - Memory Lane: VoltKarma wakes up and then asks Crazy Dave to go to a place that VoltKarma hasn't gone to for years. After that, Crazy Dave said yes and showed his van, Penny (who takes on the form of a third-generation Dodge Grand Caravan). Then Penny drove VoltKarma to the place he mentioned along with other people.

Part 2 - Opinion Basher: After the gang went on a trip for 3 days, they found someone innocent looking. Turns out she is an opinion-basher, and they have to fight her.

Part 3 - Bad Ol' Mirror: The gang discovers a mirror that causes opposite versions of the gang to spawn. It's up to them to destroy the opposites.

Part 4 - Random Stories: There are a bunch of plots in this part. Here's the list of plots in this part.
 * 1) VoltKarma finds vodka and then tells his friends to drink it.
 * 2) Crazy Dave's taco gets mixed with sweets.
 * 3) VoltKarma meets the characters from the U Got 45'd franchise.
 * 4) The gang meets Kenny Rosenberg.
 * 5) Parsnip destroys four walls for seemingly no reason.
 * 6) The Angry Birds become the Calm Birds.
 * 7) Ч from RALR accidentally snips Parsnip and then argues about it.
 * 8) India (Countryballs franchise) singing "Tunak Tunak Tun", complete with a recreation of its music video.
 * 9) VoltKarma comforting Johnny Test because of his rabid haters.
 * 10) Aloe commits suicide and other plants mourn him.
 * 11) VoltKarma destroying a strip club and then laughing at it.
 * 12) Unikitty playing with everyone in the gang.
 * 13) Meteor Flower kink-shaming various people.
 * 14) At the end of this part, new characters appear in the movie. They include:
 * 15) Low Budget Man
 * 16) One Dimensional Guy
 * 17) Discohead
 * 18) Kernel-Pult
 * 19) Cabbage-Pult
 * 20) PosiNega
 * 21) C from the Alphabet Lore
 * 22) Ш from RALR
 * 23) Hamood Habibi of all people
 * 24) Phosphorus (Atom Town)
 * 25) Vinicius and Tom (Olympic mascots)
 * 26) Among more characters

Part 5 - Time Machinium: Penny accidentally sends the gang to the past and the future. After that, Penny tries to save the gang by killing various zombies.

Part 6 - The Qualitipedia Island: After Penny saves everyone, Penny and her gang travel to The Qualitipedia Island, where the reception wikis exist. VoltKarma said that he was a fan of the reception wikis and then he wanted to improve the wikis so their reception wikis no longer be heavily panned by a lot of users.

Part 7 - Checkpoint!: Not much happens here, since this part was only used for filler. It was expanded into a recap episode in the home video release, however.

Part 8 - Life Sucks: ь goes berserk and then murders a lot of members of the gang. It's never explained how he went berserk.

Part 9 - EVERYTHINGISGONNATOBEFINEDONOTWORRY: VoltKarma and his gang go for a plane trip, but everything goes downhill quickly.

Part 10 - VoltKarma vs Those Who Disrespect the Dead: VoltKarma finds out there are people who disrespected his grandpa's death.

Part 11 - Pen-Ultimate: The gang finds some pens lying on the floor. They do stuff with it. How they behave ranges from a drawing sequence to violence.

Part 12 - O.V.E.R: The villains from the previous parts confront the gang because they were commanded to. The leader is Lawful Evil.

Why VoltKarma Will Never Approve This Film
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 * 1) First of all, a movie based on a user, while not a terrible idea, can be a confusing idea. The execution doesn't help either.
 * 2) There are many unlikeable characters and some of them have been flanderized from their original counterparts or have unnecessary additions to their personalities. For example:
 * 3) *VoltKarma, while likable, became a Gary Stu in later parts by calling them out.
 * 4) *Sans is now an annoying person who keeps joining VoltKarma.
 * 5) *Crazy Dave became a Caillou wannabe. Unlike Caillou, who cries a lot, he whines a lot instead of crying.
 * 6) *Penny is no better than Crazy Dave, She went from a smart machine who knows how to time travel to a Bland Mary Sue who hates Crazy Dave.
 * 7) **To add an insult to injury, she tried to kill Crazy Dave by rushing over him!
 * Ъ, although likable for the most part, He also became a slight Gary Stu in part 12.
 * 1) *Ь is a very annoying jerk who keeps yelling at people, although it was intentional.
 * 2) **He was at his absolute worst in Part 8. He murdered a lot of people, despite most of them surviving.
 * 3) *Parsnip serves no purpose other than joining the gang because Crazy Dave forcing him.
 * 4) *Apple Mortar is an overambitious idiot who only talks about mortars and that's it.
 * 5) *Meteor Flower is an opinion basher and the main antagonist in part 2.
 * 6) *Citron now only relies on his size.
 * 7) *Spring-Bean became a butt monkey in this movie.
 * 8) *Bubsy never shuts up in this movie.
 * W, introduced in part 2 is an extremely one-dimensional character.
 * Щ, introduced in part 2, while tolerable, very unlikeable in part 9.
 * 1) *Aloe, while also likable, is also a butt monkey in this movie.
 * 2) *Hot Date, introduced in part 3, is now a sex offender.
 * 3) *Growtopia Dude is used for nudity jokes.
 * 4) *The Numberblocks were flanderized too.
 * 5) **Two became a nerd stereotype.
 * 6) **Four became a Tryphobic who shoots at everything with a circular shape.
 * 7) **One Hundred became a comic-relief character.
 * 8) *Logan Paul, introduced in part 10, disrespected VoltKarma's Grandpa's death.
 * 9) *The Opposites are very unlikeable too.
 * 10) **Bolt Houdini is a Karma Houdini who causes mayhem and never gets any comeuppance no matter what.
 * 11) **Serious Evan, who is the mirrored version of Crazy Dave, while likable, harassed Crazy Dave.
 * 12) **Mortar now relies on being overrated instead of being overambitious.
 * 13) *Pickle and Peanut are only used for filler.
 * 14) *Scary Maze Girl is a generic screamer who only appears in part 11.
 * 15) *Spore-Shroom is a bit unlikable too.
 * 16) *Solar-Tomato is a stupid character who keeps making moaning sounds that are insufferable to hear.
 * 17) *Red (Angry Birds) is also a Gary Stu.
 * 18) *Vukmir is already unlikable as he is in his original counterpart.
 * 19) *Scaredy Squirrel now worships DaddyOFive. Yes, he worships a child abuser.
 * 20) *Gumball is now a butt-monkey.
 * 21) *Darwin now hates Gumball to the point where he once threw Gumball off the cliff.
 * 22) *Cabbage-Pult is also a butt monkey in the movie.
 * 23) *Kernel-Pult raped his brother, Cabbage-Pult. Which is incest.
 * 24) *One Dimensional man is an intentionally one-dimensional character with no personality whatsoever.
 * 25) *Mokey the MOUSE has no purpose to be in this film other than to provide comedy.
 * 26) *Jailbreak (The Emoji Movie), as shown in part 5, is still a Mary Sue.
 * 27) There are a lot of graphic and infamous scenes for the reasons below:
 * 28) *Part 1, while the least graphic, still has a few disturbing scenes, such as when Volt Karma hits his head to the floor while falling down the building.
 * 29) *In part 2, one of the scenes includes Parsnip snipping Octo Zombie's genitals.
 * 30) *In part 4, the infamous scene where Aloe literally commits suicide because of his haters r*ping him.
 * 31) *In part 5, Penny wished Crazy Dave and Resistant Radish to get brain cancer, a deadly disease.
 * 32) *Part 8 is infamous for being extremely graphic and disgusting because of the scenes below:
 * 33) **Ь's nightmarish face.  Enough said.
 * 34) **Ш forcing Puff-Shroom to watch gore.
 * 35) **  The one scene where Ь strips naked in front of the police and then puts pieces of glass in their vagina and then a bunch of blood comes out of her vagina and then Ь stabs the vagina with a knife. ENOUGH SAID.
 * 36) **Vukmir from A Serbian Film killing Ь is very graphic.
 * 37) *In part 12, the death of Mr. BadGuy is extremely graphic. His organs can be seen in an extremely damaged way!
 * 38) The jokes, while good, in Part 8 rely on genitalia abuse. Some of the jokes can be unfunny too, depending on your view.
 * 39) The animation, while amazing, doesn't do well with media of real-life characters.
 * 40) Misleading Poster: In the poster, it shows the uwu face. However, the character never made a single appearance.
 * 41) While the voice acting is good for the most part, It can be annoying sometimes, such as when they scream or even cry. Their singing voices are also very cheesy. It goes like "hue hue hue" or even "You are going to Brazil!"
 * 42) *VoltKarma's voice is way too deep and it's kind of hard to make out what he is saying.
 * 43) *Penny sounds nothing like her voice.
 * 44) *Solar-Tomato's moaning is unimaginably cringeworthy to hear. To make matters even worse, she appears in every single part!
 * 45) Although not too much, it relies on offensive content. Such as:
 * 46) *In the trailer, if you look closely at the Smash Hit logo, you can find Adolf Hitler of all people in the logo.
 * 47) Some of the parts are bad/mediocre. Such as Part 1, Part 5, Part 7, Part 9, Part 10, and most infamously, Part 8.
 * 48) Part 7 is only filler. Remove it and nothing would change at all!
 * 49) Some of the references are disturbing. In part 9, Щ threatens to stretch everyone's anus so hard that their inside can be seen, which references GOATSE!
 * 50) Lots (and we do mean lots) of product placement. For example:
 * 51) When you combine all the parts, It has a total of 12 hours of runtime, which is insane.

Redeeming Qualities
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 * 1) The animation is amazing and the character designs are very faithful to their original material. (save that for the live-action characters)
 * 2) The idea is interesting but poorly executed.
 * 3) Most of the jokes are funny. Such as:
 * 4) * VoltKarma accidentally hit his bone and then threatened to break his bone.
 * 5) Not all of the characters are unlikeable. There are a few likable characters who exist in the movie, and some of them do act as they do in their original counterparts!
 * 6) * VoltKarma, the protagonist, is likable despite being a Gary Stu in later parts.
 * 7) * Hard Sign is still likable despite being a slight Gary Stu in part 12.
 * 8) * Serious Evan is possibly the only likable mirror counterpart.
 * 9) * Mr. BadGuy is likable despite his gruesome death.
 * 10) * Phosphorus (Atom Town) retains her likable personality.
 * 11) * Coconut Fred, unlike his original counterpart, is surprisingly likable here. He is still immature and hyperactive, but he is no longer monopathic and doesn't torture anyone.
 * 12) * Fanboy and Chum Chum, Sanjay, Craig, and Scramble, despite not acting like in their original counterparts, are still likable.
 * 13) * Aloe is likable despite being a butt-monkey.
 * 14) * The Woobies are not only fluffy and cute, but also enjoyable to watch them.
 * 15) Great voice acting, especially VoltKarma's. (despite being low-pitched)
 * 16) Part 6 improves the reception of wikis in the movie and removes most of the flaws.
 * 17) * Even the writer, Carn Jitzfarland was aware of how criticized was the reception wikis.
 * 18) Good ending.

Reception
While part 1 received mixed reviews, parts 2-4 received positive feedback. However, Part 5 wasn't well received. Part 6 was well received. But Parts 7 and 9 received negative feedback. Part 8 was universally panned by both the audience and critics alike for being excessively disturbing. But Parts 10-12 were well received. It has 5.1 on IMDB.

Trivia
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 * The movie was originally intended to be the episodes of an online and home video-only mini-series.
 * The reason why Part 8 was extremely disturbing is that it was supposed to be bad.

Japanese

 * 1) Yoshitsugu Matsuoka as VoltKarma
 * 2) Ayane Sakura as Penny
 * 3) Nobuhiko Okamoto as Dave (both Crazy Dave and Serious Dave) and Coconut Fred
 * 4) Jun Fukuyama as Mr. BadGuy
 * 5) Miyuki Sawashiro as All of the Woobies
 * 6) Yōji Ueda as One Dimensional Man
 * 7) Mitsuki Saiga as Aloe

Transcript= PART 1 VoltKarma wakes up. VoltKarma: Time to wake up and then smell the pain. But wait, I can't do that! VoltKarma first takes a shower and then eats some bread with melted chocolate inside. VoltKarma: I hope nobody disrupts me. Sans then barges into the room. Sans: Hey Hulk-Karma!!! VoltKarma: Sans... you didn't have to disrupt my paradigm and then table flip my blue sky/red ocean. Sans: Volt, you are not a Karen. You are a dark monster. Scene: Waking up

VoltKarma: Sans, I absolutely hate you. Why we are gonna jump off a fucking building? Sans: Because you are floating. VoltKarma: Bro. BRO. We know we'll die from that! They both jump. Sans: I love this. Suddenly, a mysterious trampoline spawns under them, and they bounce off. But they are injured when they land on the ground after jumping on the trampoline. Scene: Trampocide

Crazy Dave: Hey, y’all! Wanna see me drink tacos? Penny: *robotic sigh* User Dave, I fucking hate you. It's NOT a drink. Mokey the MOUSE: YAS! YAS! DRINK THAT SHIT! Crazy Dave: OMG!!! THAT WAS SO FUCKING DELICIOUS! Scene: You Can't Drink That!

Parsnip: Hey Penny! Do you remember when Zomboss threw you to kill 4 Melon-Pults, 1 Kernel-Pult, and 1 Cabbage-Pult? Penny has a flashback of being thrown by Dr. Zomboss's Robot. Penny: No... NO!!!  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Crazy Dave: Calm down! It's gone now! Scene: Penny Traumatic Stress Disorder

VoltKarma: Lets go to Queenaba. BoomBerry: What the fuck is Queenaba? MayBee: SEAFLORA!!!! STOP BEING UGLY!!! SeaFlora: Stop... I am not... Zzzzzzz... *falls asleep* Crazy Dave: Nope! We will go to China because it's filled with great plants!! VoltKarma: Oh hey, I get to meet Ent, Fire Gourd, and more! Crazy Dave: And we get to meet Flame Flower Queen too! VoltKarma: OH MY GOSH!!!! *pauses* SINISTER FLOWER!!! Scene: Planty China

VoltKarma: OKAY, CRAZY DAVE, WHEN WE STOP NOT GOING TO QUEENABA? Penny: Don't be mad, User Dr. Vehement. Be super duper angry. Crazy Dave is being an asshole. Meanwhile... Ent: Pathetic! I can stall 7 Zombies! Infi-Nut:*Literally gets shocked from this and then never regenerates* Monkeyfruit: My wand can solo a Gargantuar. Electric Blueberry: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Angel Starfruit: I can rotate. Starfruit is crying. Resistant Radish: I have extra health and I can block QiqongFag's power! Primal Wall-Nut: Nice to meet you. Scene: Shocking Power

PART 2 PART 3 PART 4 PART 5 PART 6 PART 7 PART 8 Soft Sign: MYAAGNEEEE ZNAAAAK!!!!! *strips and also strips the police naked* Soft Sign: AAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAH!!!! *stabs police's genitals with a glass shard* Police: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! STOP!!!! STOP IT!!!!!!!!! I CANNOT HANDLE THIS ANYMORE!!!!!!!!! PLEASEEEE!!!!! Blood comes out of Police's vagina. Soft Sign stabs her vagina with a knife. Police: ' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! ' PART 9 PART 10 PART 11 PART 12