Everyone, Scream Like You're Gonna Die! (The Crazy-Ass Group Show)

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Everyone, Scream Like You're Gonna Die! is an unaired banned episode of the thirteenth season of The Crazy-Ass Group Show: The Series, Television Presentation. The episode was thought to have become lost in an accidental data wipe, but the writer managed to recover the episode from a hard drive and uploaded it onto the Internet Archive in time for Halloween.

Plot
The whole episode takes place in a nightmare experienced by everyone in the titular group (including former members), guest starring Ryuk (from Death Note), Yuno Gasai (from Future Diary), and Lucy (Elfen Lied). In the said nightmare, all three try their best to torture the members' minds, and they must stop them.

Why It Sucks
UNDER CONSTRUCTION
 * 1) First of all, this episode is nothing more than a torture episode for the titular group. Many of the group members are indeed unlikeable, but they didn't deserve to be treated like that!
 * 2) Speaking of the nightmare, while the visuals (which resemble a cross between Death Note and Junji Ito's works, with influences from Madoka Magica's Witch Barriers and even Akiyuki Shinbo's earlier works) can be appealing to fans of the horror genre, everything else about it is awful, as they're nothing more than torture sequences. They may also remind the viewer of those poorly-made "lost episode" creepypastas.
 * 3) There are plenty of filler scenes (most of which also contain gore) in the episode, which in turn causes the pacing to suffer. These include:
 * 4) *Yuno torturing Ness, Alisa, and Lucas for 4 minutes straight.
 * 5) *Crazy Dave, Pepee and Mario having a taco contest being directed by Papa Louie for 3 minutes straight. The scene ends with Crazy Dave literally biting Pepee's head off.
 * 6) *One where all of the members are depicted as being decapitated, with the episode taking its sweet time showing it.
 * 7) *Blue Executive's head gruesomely exploding out of nowhere after he witnessed Miku Hatsune getting sliced by Lucy.
 * 8) While Ryuk, Yuno, and Lucy are menacing in some of the scenes, they are just annoying for the audience to deal with most of the time.
 * 9) We have tons of disturbing scenes in this episode, such as:
 * 10) *Yuno strangling Randy Marsh with a rope. Thankfully, he survived.
 * 11) *Ryuk choking Madoka Kaname using his fingers.
 * 12) *Yuno unsuccessfully attacking the Earthbound Chosen Four with a submachine gun, and then attempting to bash Ness over the head with a large metal pipe.
 * 13) *Lucy's screen time is spectacular in a bad way, as some of her actions include:
 * 14) **Using her vectors (which manifest as invisible swords here) to cut all members of the Hated Bunch cleanly in half.
 * 15) **Impaling Claire Emmett in front of Odo, causing him to scream her name in agony.
 * 16) **Decapitating Randy and Alastor, just because they appear too much.
 * 17) **Slicing Paintbrush and Miku Hatsune into pieces with one of her blades, the latter of which was done right in front of Blue Executive.
 * 18) *Ryuk trying to murder Loona by writing her name in his Death Note. It didn't work, fortunately, as Loona kicked the notebook out of his hands.
 * 19) *Yuno attacking Peppa Pig with a blowtorch.
 * 20) *Yuno stabbing Pokey Minch and Black Mamba P3 at the same time using a machete while they were having sex, referencing the infamous final episode of School Days.
 * 21) *Ryuk scratching on Norman Price’s cheek, leaving huge scars on his face.
 * 22) *Yuno popping Bubble with a dagger, causing Ruby to go nuts. It doesn't help that she popped Bubble right in front of Ruby's eyes, either.
 * 23) *The scenes where all of the Hated Bunch get tortured (shortly after Yuno kills them)... Where do we begin? Sure, they are unlikeable, but the way they are tortured is just too much. The scenes include:
 * 24) **Allen Walker getting transported into a world reminiscent of NES-era RPGs (think Final Fantasy or Dragon Quest), where several enemies with 900 HP (whereas Allen has only 30) ruthlessly attack him while insulting him at the same time.
 * 25) **Yuno cutting off Edward Elric's right arm and left leg (similar to what happened in the first episode of FMA, only much bloodier) with a cleaver, then  stabbing him in the eyes with a screwdriver  while his younger brother Alphonse is glued to the wall (with a cross painted behind him for extra symbolism) with concrete, unable to do anything about it. And when it's Al's turn to get tortured, she first rapes him (we only hear it, thankfully), then chokes him to death.
 * 26) **Kimihiro Watanuki getting hot coffee splashed all over his face for 2 minutes, which quickly becomes repetitive.
 * 27) **Wrath being asked burning questions by Sam Fisher (Splinter Cell) over a CCTV. Though this scene starts fine, after Wrath fails to answer the questions, an assassin then comes to torture him, first by stabbing his eyes out by  throwing nails into them , then cutting his right arm open with a lancet before he gets his entire arm severed with a buzzsaw, all while frantically chanting "I totally deserved this" again and again.
 * 28) There is a disturbing Where The Dead Go to Die reference in this episode. We don't know which part it references, but it's scary.
 * 29) There are several inappropriate scenes in this episode, such as:
 * 30) *Yuno groping Mario and Luigi.
 * 31) *Blue Executive being depicted naked, complete with genitalia!
 * 32) *The aforementioned Where The Dead Go to Die reference.
 * 33) *Ryuk poking Rapunzel’s butt with his fingers.
 * 34) *Yuno raping Nicole Watterson.
 * 35) Bubble for some reason, bleeds when she gets popped, despite her not having blood in BFDI or BFB, possibly for extra shock value.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) Many characters are sympathetic and/or likable in the episode, whether intentional or not, thanks to all of them experiencing a terrible nightmare. Some of them even go through character development!
 * 2) *Speaking of which, Jayfeen (who was often considered the worst character in the series) is at his very best in this episode, as he doesn't exhibit his usual traits.
 * 3) Great music, especially the rendition of "Morning Music" (the music that plays during the boot-up process of the Konami Bubble System) that plays when the sun rises and the cover of "Kūsou Rumba" (the opening for Zoku Sayonara Zetsubō-sensei) that plays during the credits.
 * 4) Superb voice acting from the characters. They even got Brian Drummond to reprise his role as Ryuk!
 * 5) Good Ending: After the group members realize the extent of their past misdeeds through the torture sessions and promise to change for the better, they defeat Ryuk, Yuno, and Lucy. After that, they wake up from their nightmare and share a hug.

Reception
This episode got mixed-to-negative reception from critics, audiences, and fans alike for its excessive gore, though its character development was usually seen as a plus side. It currently scores a 4.2/10 on IMDB.

Trivia
UNDER CONSTRUCTION
 * The writer of this episode said that he came up with the episode to vent his frustration at the show when writing for it, which can explain why all of the members are gruesomely tortured. He later dubbed the episode non-canon.
 * As mentioned above, this episode doesn't use the usual credits music; a cover of Kenji Ōtsuki's "Kūsou Rumba" plays instead.
 * The episode has been banned due to the heavy amounts of gore, which was deemed too inappropriate for a TV-14-rated series. However, the episode eventually aired on Adult Swim once, but with a TV-MA rating. The episode also made its way into "Scary-Ass Stories", a compilation of horror-themed episodes of the show, as the final episode included.
 * During the development of the episode, several rough drafts ended up getting scrapped. The first draft also had "Kanashimi no Mukou e", the bad ending theme for School Days, as the credits music.
 * The first draft (titled "No More Madness") would have the citizens of San Los AngelAntonioyorkytro planning an arson attack (inspired by the 2019 Kyoto Animation arson attack) on the Crazy-Ass Group's clubhouse and hunting down former members of the group, which would've ended with everyone in the group dead. This draft, along with the next one, showed how much the writer hated this series.
 * The second draft had a serial killer, who was as skilled as a hitman, infiltrating the group's clubhouse and gradually killing everyone in it using various weapons (a knife for members of low relevance, a machete used in conjunction with a smoke grenade for members of intermediate relevance, a UMP SMG combined with a flashbang for important members, and finally an AR-10 for the group's founder Bowser). The serial killer was repurposed into the assassin who tortures Wrath in the final version of the episode.
 * The third draft was identical to the finished episode, but had a more pessimistic ending, with all of the members lying dead as the closing narration notes that only a few of the members felt any regret for what they've done ("And in the end, only a few members of this insane group had the balls to admit any of their mistakes.").
 * These drafts became lost to time, but have all been adapted into fanfics by members of the show's ironic fanbase.

Dialogue
We see Pokey and Black Mamba P3 having sex, just as Yuno barges into the room. Yuno Gasai: Mmm, looks kinda hot. Pokey Minch: The hell are you doing here?! Just leave me and my girl alone! Yuno Gasai: Now, let me tell you something. Black Mamba P3: What is it, bitch? I can't hear a single thing! Yuno Gasai: Your hypersexuality is simply unforgivable. *draws her machete and starts stabbing both Pokey and BMP3* Scene: Pokey and BMP3 Get Stabbed

Maka Albarn: What do you want from us, bitch?! Lucy: Why can't you all try being decent human beings instead of causing chaos wherever you go? *summons her vectors and bisects all members of the Hated Bunch* Scene: The Demise of the Hated Bunch

We hear Al screaming. Scene: Torturing the Elrics

Papa Louie: 3, 2, 1, GO!!! Crazy Dave: Come on... Penny thinks I will die by overeating while that asshole is incorrect. Mario: Ewwww!!! Not taco! I hate you Papa Louiegee! Papa Louie kicks Mario out of the contest. Mario: MAMAFUCKER!!! Pepee: Wheres kebab? Papa Louie: This is not a Turkish restaurant, idiot. Papa Louie: The results are... Crazy Dave ate 42 Tacos in one minute. Pepee ate 2 tacos in one minute. Mario ate no tacos due to being kicked out. Papa Louie: And the winner is Crazy Dave. Crazy Dave, here's your prize. Papa Louie gives Pepee as a prize. Crazy Dave: Thank you... idiot! *bites Pepee* Pepee: Stop eating ME!!! Crazy Dave: And why do I eat you? BECAUSE I AM FUCKING CRAZY!!! *laughs maniacally* Scene: Papa Louie's Weekly Taco Contest!

Wrath: I totally deserve this. I totally deserve this, I totally deserve this, I totally deserve this... *eyes get poked out* I totally deserve this, I totally deserve this, I totally deserve this, I totally deserve this... *arm gets cut open, causing Wrath to start panicking* I TOTALLY DESERVE THIS! I TOTALLY DESERVE THIS! I TOTALLY DESERVE THIS! I TOTALLY DESERVE THIS! I TOTALLY DESERVE THIS! I TOTALLY DESERVE THIS! I TOTALLY DESERVE THIS! *arm gets severed* Scene: When Anger Turns Into Fear

Lucy: Let me ask you a question: What would you do if you lose someone you care about so much? Claire Emmett: *gets impaled* Forgive me... Forgive me, Odo! Odo: *screams towards the sky* CLAIRE!! Kristie Inglethorpe: *sobs profusely* Karlie Dell: Why did she have to get killed like that..? Odo: *breaking into tears* She's lifeless now.. *faces Lucy with an unusually angry face* You twat! What have you done to her?! Anna Knight: Oh, shit... Scene: Claire Gets Impaled

Miku Hatsune: Help me!! Blue Executive: You leave my wife out of this, you monster! Lucy: Your "wife?" *chuckles* It's sad that you have to dedicate your life to a stupid, nonexistent hologram. *slices Miku Hatsune into pieces.* Blue Executive: *sobbing* WHYYYYY-- *his head explodes, ending the scene.* Scene: Blue Executive's Grief

Ryuk: STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MEEEE! *melts into the ground* Scene: Triumph

We see each of the group members in their bedrooms as the on-screen alarm clock strikes 6 am. Ness: What the heck was that? Alisa Bosconovitch: That nightmare was so insane that I almost wet my pants! Randy Marsh: We could use a hug right now... Alastor: Definitely! All of the characters exit their bedrooms and share a hug, ending the episode. Scene: Happy End