User:VoltKarma/Sandbox/Rectangles in Tibet

'''You can add Bad or Good Qualities to this page. But NO VANDALISM AND CHANGING THE CUSTOM HEADER!!! This is an average movie. - VoltKarma''' Rectangles in Tibet is an American adult animated comedy adventure film created by Carn Jitzfarland. It officially came out on October 21st, 2031.

Plot
Tengler wins the lottery and then his friends; Berecka, Vista, Melody and Daniel stay at Tibet for a week.

Bad Qualities

 * 1) The main flaw is that the writers didn't do research. It looks like there nearly no research. Because of lack of research, Tengler and his friends go to Tibet by plane. In real life, it is dangerous to visit Tibet by plane yet in this movie, its safe when its actually not.
 * 2) *Tibet is also known as the “Roof of the World” because of its massive Tibetan Plateau, which is too high for planes to fly over. So basically, Tengler and his friends would die from this yet they didn't
 * 3) Absolutely Horrendous, abysmal, choppy and ugly looking animation that is extremely unacceptable for 2031 standards. It looks like something you would see from Video Brinquedo. In fact, It suffers from many and MANY Animation errors. Heck, even Foodfight was much better than this.
 * 4) *Even the film poster is very ugly to look at. It looks like a toddler made it.
 * 5) *Speaking of which, The poster is incredibly lazy. There are no details, characters or any background into it. Theres only text and dark yellow background and thats it.
 * 6) Many of the characters are unlikeable and sometimes one-dimensional.
 * 7) *Tengler is a huge Gary Stu who is really unfunny and a boring character.
 * 8) * Melody, while tolerable, she is very selfish, since she didn't gave Aykey-47's toy.
 * 9) *Berecka, while also tolerable, she is a dumb blonde stereotype since she accidentally hit a mirror without looking.
 * 10) *Vista is a short-tempered girl who is very annoying and acts like a karen and also a psychopath that feels no remorse to others when torturing people and unable to take criticism.
 * 11) *Daniel is a huge pervert who even tried to sneak in the shower to watch Melody taking a shower.
 * 12) * Some of the side characters are unlikeable too.
 * 13) **Aykey-47, the robot who is obsessed with their AK-47.
 * 14) ** Xiapong has no purpose to be in this film and only used as filler. Take him out and nothing would change.
 * 15) **Zhurhai the hotel manager, while likeable, he sometimes overreacts a lot. As shown in a scene where yelled at Daniel for disliking the hotel.
 * 16) **Zeta is possibly the worst character in the movie. She tortured everybody for no reason at all. She has almost no reddeeming qualities.
 * 17) **Bulby never SHUTS UP in the movie.
 * 18) The humor, while a bit funny, uses some gross-out and inappropriate humor. Here are the failed attempts of humor.
 * 19) *Aykey-47 shooting at Xiapong.
 * 20) *Daniel trying to expose Vista and Berecka's panties by forcing theirselves.
 * 21) *Zhurhai calling Aykey-47 an asshole for saying simply saying "pancakes".
 * 22) It also spawned a series about it. Which isn't any better than this.
 * 23) Some of the scenes are infamous for the reasons.
 * 24) *After Daniel said that he was bored, he peeked in the bathroom to watch Melody take a shower (Albeit censored).
 * 25) *There is a disgusting scene where Daniel literally pees on Berecka.
 * 26) *The infamous scene where Vista beats up Zhurhai just because the hotel number was not 211. 
 * 27) *Another infamous scene where Vista literally beats up Daniel just because Daniel called him an annoying girl, proving that Vista cannot take criticism.
 * 28) *Melody beating up Berecka for a simple mistake.
 * 29) Slight over usage of nudity. Not to mention they visited a nude beach and then they couldn't go home because Daniel wanted to stay because "he wanted to see nudes of girls". Thankfully they stopped listening to Daniel and then left the nude beach.
 * 30) Developement Hell: The trailer was announced in October 21, 2025 while the film itself came out in 2031. This means the developement took 6 YEARS. The writers also excuse this by saying "You are impatient" Which is a stupid excuse.
 * 31) Mediocre voice acting. They sound like you are hallunicating. The worst offender being Vista's voice, sounding like a 6 year old despite being 22 Years old.
 * 32) Awful dialogue. Such as: "Can I kill Tengler?", "PANCAKES?! WHAT THE FUCK ASSHOLE?!"
 * 33) The pacing, while not bad, it sometimes goes too fast or too slow. Thats also the case with the series mentioned above.
 * 34) The characters being rectangles have no impact on the story at all. You can change them into other shapes, such as a Triangle, Circle, Square, Star, Rhombus, Pentagon, Cubes or literally anything and nothing would change.
 * 35) The trailer of the movie isn't any better than the actual movie itself.
 * 36) WAY too much profanity. The worst offender is the scene where are they are in the spa room. There are literally 77 slurs in one scene.
 * 37) *To make matters even worse, This scene lasts for only 44 Seconds. So if the scene lasted for a minute, It would have 105 slurs in one scene.
 * 38) Too much filler. Such as Xiapong playing pong, tennis, basketball and other sports.
 * 39) Awful Ending: Vista demolished the hotel just because Berecka acidentally wet her book. After Vista demolishing the hotel, they get banned from China (Since Tibet is from china) For 10 years.
 * 40) Overall, Since it was Carn Jitzfarland's first film, It was a bad way to start Carn Jitzfarland films.

Good Qualities

 * 1) Melody is more tolerable than other characters.
 * 2) *Other characters can be likeable aswell.
 * 3) *Vista did get punished for demolishing the hotel.
 * 4) The concept of 5 Rectangles visiting Tibet is a good idea, even if somewhat poorly executed.
 * 5) Awesome soundtrack. The track where they are in the nude beach, The track where Aykey-47 about to use his AK-47 and the other tracks are really cool.
 * 6) Despite the perverted humor, there are few funny moments. Such as,
 * 7) * Berecka mistaking pool water as floor tiles. And guess what happens next? She falls to the pool.
 * 8) *Tangler throwing stuff on Vista for being a jerk.
 * 9) * Even if Daniel's perverted come up as unfunny, it manages to be funny sometimes.
 * 10) Melody's voice acting, while still mediocre, its better than the other character's voice acting.
 * 11) The spa scene, while overuses profanity, Its hilarious.
 * 12) It has a big "So bad it's good" Vibe.
 * 13) The character designs aren't too bad.
 * 14) "I look like an asshole in here!"
 * 15) It's sequels (except Rectangles in Tibet 4: ARE YOU FRICKING HIGH?!) are an improvement.

Reception
Rectangles in Tibet received mixed reviews from critics and audiences alike. It was praised for the soundtrack and the humor, but was criticized for little to no research, awful animation and the controversial scenes. It received 4.7 on IMDB, 49% on Rotten Tomatoes and 39 out of 100 on Metacritic. However, it recieved a huge cult following, most of them saying it’s "So Bad, It's Good". 69% of the Google users liked it.

The website's Critics Consensus reads, "Rectangles in Tibet makes you want to leave Tibet from now on."

Trivia

 * This page got revamped due to VoltKarma being unhappy about the results.
 * The movie and its sequels got banned in India due to the nude beach scene.
 * It spawned the I look like an asshole! meme.