Countryballs: The Movie!

Countryballs: The Movie! is an American adult animated adventure “coming of age” film that is based on Countryballs: The Animated Series, which in turn was based on the Countryballs fandom & comics. It was released into theaters on August 20th, 2028. COMING SOON

Plot
One day, a young countryball named Japan wanted to have sex with her crush, Australia, and every other countryball to ever exist. She gets out of her house, and visits everyone else while doing sexual activities with them. Then, all of the countryballs go on the fuckiest adventure you will ever see.

Why It’s Intentionally Racist

 * 1) The concept of a film based on Countryballs: The Animated Series was completely unnecessary, considering the fact that the original series had mixed-to-negative reviews and there’s no need for a movie.
 * 2) The animation still hasn’t improved from the original show as it always tries too hard to be like Sr Pelo’s videos.
 * 3) Most characters barely improved from the original series, and still suck.
 * 4) *Japan, the main protagonist, is still extremely obsessed with sex, hentai, and other countryballs touching her breast. In one scene, she had sex with Germany, then makes an anime intro about hentai.
 * 5) *Australia, the deuteragonist, is even more annoying and one-dimensional than he originally was in both the original show and Australia & New Zealand’s Misadventures. He likes to call everyone “mate”, and scream in an extremely loud voice.
 * 6) Too many pointless filler scenes, with examples including:
 * 7) *Italy ordering pizza.
 * 8) *North Korea and South Korea having an apple-eating contest to see who the real Korea is.
 * 9) *A scene of Chile, Argentina, Bolivia, and Ecuador arguing over TikTok which lasts three minutes straight.
 * 10) *Tajikistan having a conversation with Mongolia.
 * 11) *Austria, Denmark, Serbia, Italy, Slovenia, Lithuania, Portugal, Belgium, and Germany all having a pillow fight during the night scene.
 * 12) *Finland giving Russia a cup of vodka, laced with cocaine.
 * 13) *Romania rating his friends’ EAS alarms while playing them on a speaker.
 * 14) *Panama riding a boat on the Panama Canal (for some reason).
 * 15) *Palau singing a song about why jellyfish are more important than politics, with Micronesia nodding in agreement.
 * 16) *Fiji saying “Bula bula” for no reason at all.

Good Qualities
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 * 1) This movie is faithful to the original series and meant to be bad on purpose.
 * 2) The scene where United Kingdom and France have countryball sex is extremely hilarious.

Reception
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Transcript
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Soundtrack From The Film
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Trivia
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