KennyRosenberg: The Movie

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1="This movie was a disgracful It ruined my childhood and gave me a bad name for no reason I regret giving my idea to Mr Deconstruction"

- KennyRosenberg

2="Awsome idea Terrible Dumpster Trashfire"

- Thomas Ryan

Kenny Rosenberg: The Movie (also known as The Tommy The Gangster and The Postal internationally except Mexico and Japan) is a American-British-Filipino comedy-action-drama live-action/animation hybrid film based on various pieces of media that were based on what KennyRosenberg likes. This movie was distributed by BBC Films in the UK Sony Animation Studios in the US and GMA Pictures in the Philippines, with various licences including GTA Vice City, Postal, Breaking Bad, Street Fighter, Oggy and The Cockroaches, Better Call Saul, The Boys, Tekken, Horrid Henry, Red Dead Redemption, Crash Bandicoot, Need for Speed (specifically Underground and Most Wanted), Earthbound, Super Mario, Metroid, Halo, The Angry Video Game Nerd, Thomas and Friends, Nahuel and The Magic Book, Gravity Falls, The Loud House, The Owl House, Phineas and Ferb, and various others. The film premiered in an IMAX Cinema in the SM Mall of Asia. Ever since the movie premiered it was a critical failure as it was considered one of the worst movies of all time despite this it was a massive commercial success grossing 4.5 Billion over its 300 Million Budget.

Plot
One day, KennyRosenberg and his friends go on a trip across the Philippines to visit Manila, Laguna, Bulacan, Pampanga, Cavite, Pangasinan, Tarlac, and many more, but an unknown villain decides to ruin the vacation, and someone must stop him before he succeeds.

Why It Ruined Our Vacation
UNDER CONSTRUCTION
 * 1) The main problem about this film is that it's not written and directed by KennyRosenberg himself. As a result, everything that he dislikes appears here, such as Cuties, NTR, Black Comedy, and more. Hell, even every single second you will be witnessing a ton of profanity lots of nudity over-the-top disgusting toilet humor or any other thing that may be outright "adult" for PG-13 film standards and since that this is in the film itself it basically makes the film seem more like an adult parody than a movie based on a user! This is why the movie fakes its rating just to trick the teenage audience into thinking it's a PG-13 Movie and not to mention the runtime is 8 hours, KennyRosenberg even points this out.
 * 2) *Speaking of the false rating just like the infamous Junior Eurovision: The Movie and Art's Animations: The Movie, this film should have probably been rated R or to be more extreme, NC-17 instead of PG-13.
 * 3) Most of the characters have either been flanderized from their original counterparts or have unnecessary additions to their personalities for example:
 * 4) *KennyRosenberg, although still a likable character as the main protagonist, is an annoying comic relief character and would say Racial Slurs to anyone who annoys him.
 * 5) *Jesse Pinkman, the deuteragonist, is now a racist person who is .extremely racist to Americans and Africans, Not only that but he also became a gangster who disrespects the deceased as he said that Coolio, Michael Jackson, Chester Bennington, and Kazuki Takahashi deserved to die and should never be remembered.
 * 6) *Postal Dude, while likeable, is now a Russian stereotype.
 * 7) *Homelander is turned into a manchild who always cries and throws temper tantrums.
 * 8) *Wavera, while tolerable, became a punching bag to Jesse Pinkman.
 * 9) *Dr Neo Cortex is now a leader in a satanic cult and he is also a hypocrite and a SJW not to mention he is played by Mark Hamill
 * 10) *MrDweller, the main antagonist is nothing but a Generic Doomsday Villain who will never shut up in almost every scene he appears, not to mention he acts like a child when he fails, he cries and destroys things.
 * 11) *Ken is now a pervert who is extremely obsessed with sex
 * 12) *Percy became a serial killer who killed 9 people and got away from it
 * 13) *James is now a Dream Stan who would bash anyone who dislikes him and even has the guts to disrespect religion which cause the movie banned in all muslim majority countries
 * 14) *Nia is now a Mary Sue.
 * 15) *Skyler White became a woman who is obssesed with destroying things she would also accuse someone of breaking things making her a Karma Houdini.
 * 16) *Alisa Bosconovitch became highly obsessed with people touching her breast, despite being supposedly 16-18 years old. Not only that, but she also became really whiny.
 * 17) *Ness became a pervert who is extremely obsessed with watching porn and having sex, despite only being 13 years old.
 * 18) *Lucas (Mother 3) became a crybaby who watches Elsagate videos on a daily basis.
 * 19) *Marie Rose (Dead or Alive), while okay, can be a bit clumsy and is for some reason, on LSD despite being a minor.
 * 20) Throughout the film, we meet loads of filler pointless special guest appearances and cameos that obviously aren't related to the story, which include:
 * 21) *Homelander playing the Russian bootleg Felix the Cat game, then losing the game.
 * 22) *Oggy eating some Chinese food.
 * 23) *A pointless cameo of Lady Gaga eating lunch at a Jollibee branch at Balibago, Pampanga.
 * 24) *Jesse Pinkman defending Leaving Neverland.
 * 25) *Horrid Henry doing a Nazi salute in front of a large group of Jewish people, before singing the national anthem of Nazi Germany during the introduction of the movie.
 * 26) *Shrike Sanchez attacking a hummingbird with a nail gun.
 * 27) *Mario eating at KFC.
 * 28) *One of MrDweller's henchmen getting a drink in a vending machine.
 * 29) *Kenny attempting to solve a sudoku puzzle, then rage-quitting.
 * 30) *The scene where Todd Alquist finally gets his iPhone back only for the police to Fine Todd for being accused of causing destruction to many products which is an obvious rip off of the ending of The Crazy-Ass Group Show: The Series, Television Presentation episode, "Donovan Loves Felicia's Feet".
 * 31) While the voice acting is okay for the most part, there is some very atrocious voice acting within the film like if they felt like they are depressed or somewhat uninterested for example.
 * 32) *Anthony Starr's voice acting is very atrocious it sounds like he was depressed and doesn't want to be in the film, Anthony Starr even regrets being in the movie.
 * 33) Most of the soundtrack is full of copyrighted songs and covers and some of the covers are terrible versions of the original examples include:
 * 34) *The infamous MrDwellers Cover of Seven Nation Army by White Stripes we don't even have to explain why it's terrible!
 * 35) *Perfect Peter's cover of White and Nerdy by Weird Al Yankovic is terrible mainly due to off key singing, and the fact that his voice is too young to sing the song.
 * 36) The movie wasn't even test screened for critics and audiences making it a major red flag.
 * 37) The directors wanted the movie to be multicultural so They had to do several Character race changes just for the sake of diversity representation.
 * 38) *Lance Vance went from being Dominican to Filipino.
 * 39) *Walter White went from American to British.
 * 40) *Horrid Henry went from British to Canadian.
 * 41) *Phil Matibag went from being Filipino to Mexican.
 * 42) *Ness went from American to Iraqi.
 * 43) *Alisa Bosconovitch went from Russian to Spanish.
 * 44) As mentioned in some places there are some very disgusting violent and inappropriate scenes in a movie targeted to TEENAGERS lots of examples include:
 * 45) *Horrid Henry pulling Postal Dude's pants and underwear and kicks his genitals.
 * 46) *Starlight getting her bra cut off and her breast shows in camera.
 * 47) *Ken watching NTR Hentai onscreen.
 * 48) *The close up of Amity's feet in one scene and Ken licks it.
 * 49) *The scene where Postal Dude cuts someones head off onscreen.
 * 50) *A scene where MrDweller poops on the roof and the poop fell on someone.
 * 51) *The scene where MrDweller is stabbed in the eye which explains why he has an eye patch.
 * 52) False Advertising:
 * 53) *The teaser trailer shows that Percy was going to be the main antagonist but in reality MrDweller was actually the main antagonist Though this most likely changed in development
 * 54) *Lance Vance was heavily marketized in the second poster in front showing that he was going to be one of KennyRosenbergs Friends yet he appears as a supporting character
 * 55) Throughout the film there are major shameless placements for stuff like: Jollibee, McDonalds, SM Supermalls, Pizza Hut, Disney Channel, Nickelodeon, Discord, Ikea, Xiaomi, Popeyes, Panda Express, Krispy Kreme, Subway, H&M, IMAX, Cocomelon, Youtube, Nintendo, Sony, Apple, Amazon, Suzuki, Ford, Kia, Cheetos, Doritos, Pringles, Lays, Microsoft, Nike, Adidas, Yellow Cab, Totinos, Coke, Pepsi, Fanta, 7 UP, Cafe France, KFC, Burger King, and More.
 * 56) The movie also teaches horrible and terrible lessons such as: you always get what you want disrespecting the elders are okay hoarding is good and making fun of dead people
 * 57) It tries to be hip and cool to the teenage audience but ends up being cringy Here are some noticeable examples:
 * 58) *Horrid Henry doing a floss dance after kicking Postal Dude's genitals
 * 59) Overall, it gave the user KennyRosenberg a bad name, that even Kenny himself regretted watching this movie!

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) While wasted, the idea of a movie based on a user and his favorite characters going to an adventure is pretty interesting and original but unfortunately it got wasted due to the explicit content overloads of filler disrespecting the dead overusing stereotypes and racism.
 * 2) Thankfully, not all the characters are flanderized. Examples such as Mr Murdock, Walter White, Hank Schrader, Saul Goodnan, Tommy Vercetti Postal Dude (despite being inexplicably turned into a Russian stereotype), Ryu, Guile, Baraka, M Bison, Starlight, Oggy, Jonathan (who is the protagonist of the Underground games, Most Wanted and Carbon combined and given a name), Nahuel, Dipper, Grunkle Stan, Lance Vance (who isn't as annoying as he was in Vice City and especially Vice City Stories), Luz, Amity, Shadow the Hedgehog, Silver the Hedgehog, Ren, Stimpy, SpongeBob, Sandy Cheeks, Quack, Banjo and Kazooie, The Powerpuff Girls, Spyro, Marie Rose (despite being on LSD), Light Yagami (who is a bit saner), Odo, Claire Emmett and many more.
 * 3) Some moments can be funny and entertaining, with examples including:
 * 4) *Postal Dude yelling "Why won't this traffic go away?!" in a Russian accent.
 * 5) *Jonathan's cars constantly getting stolen and/or wrecked by the protagonists.
 * 6) *MrDweller getting run over 5 times by Jonathan in his M3 GTR during the climax.
 * 7) The animation and the visual effects are decent.
 * 8) As mentioned before while there some atrocious voice acting, most of the voice acting is alright, with special props going to Todd Haberkorn as Jonathan.
 * 9) Some of the songs on the soundtrack are really catchy and memorable for example:
 * 10) *No Taxes sung by Jacob Jarno is a decent and a catchy rap

Reception
Despite the massive box office sucess KennyRosenberg: The Movie was universally panned by critics and audiences alike and is considered one of the worst movies of all time or the worst movie targeted to teenagers of all time Metacritic giving this an audience score of 2.5 and a weighted critic score of 20 out of 100 indicating "generally unfavorable reviews"

In addition to this many of the people who worked on the movie were also very critical about it too, most notably Thomas Ryan, Anthony Starr, Wavera and Kenny himself who all disliked the inconsistent portrayals of most of the characters, Anthony Starr even dislikes Homelanders' portrayal in the movie claiming that "Not My Homelander, This Version of Homelander Dosen't Go Home".

It has a critic score of 3% and a 13% Audience Score on Rotten Tomatoes The sites critical consensus states: "KennyRosenberg: The Movie is beautifully animated and has a fantastic variety of favorite characters with faithful designs that match their original counterparts but dosent save the fact that it has offensive content and the characters act nothing like they were" and 3.6/10 score on IMDb.

However, despite its negative contents and controversies, it would quickly gain a "so bad it’s hilarious" cult following due to its random content and the fact that the events of the movie have little to no context in them.

Trivia

 * This movie was banned in China, India, Australia, South Korea, Malaysia, New Zealand, Turkey, Iran, Russia and Zimbabwe due to its use of explicit content.
 * During the premiere of the film, many people watching the film didn't realise that the film is 8 hours when the director told them its 8 hours 2 hours into the movie, many people left the cinema and never got refunds.
 * The movie spawned some internet memes for example:
 * A scene where Horrid Henry faints after watching a scene where Luan and Benny Kissing in the Loud House Episode "Stage Plight".
 * The infamous Mr Dwellers Cover of White Stripes became a popular and famous internet meme.
 * The lyrics "I haven't paid my taxes for 88 years" from the song No Taxes became a popular meme.
 * Jonathan himself became subject to many memes, thanks to being the protagonist of the two most popular Need for Speed games. Such memes include:
 * His reactions whenever his cars are stolen/wrecked.
 * The aforementioned scene of him running over MrDweller.
 * There is a sequel in the making, which is expected to be released in 2026 titled KennyRosenberg and Friends In: The Vengeful Return of the Nemesis.
 * A TV series titled "The KennyRosenberg Show" which is expected to premiere in 2025.
 * A video game is also in the works.
 * Even though the movie is rated PG-13, the creators of this film (Mr Deconstruction) admitted that the movie was targeted more towards adults rather than teenagers.

Dialogue from the Movie
Postal Dude: What you want for lunch, Kenny? KennyRosenberg: Hey, why not try Jolibee? Postal Dude: Okay. Mr Murdock: Hmmm i wonder if its good Scene: Eating at Jolibee

Jonathan (in his M3 GTR): Can you please keep your mouth shut for just one minute?! *starts the car* MrDweller: Fuck! Someone, help me! Jonathan: Fine, then. *runs over MrDweller* MrDweller: Arrrrrrgh! Get in the car, my merry men! Scene: MrDweller Gets Run Over

Cast

 * 1) Jacob Jarno as KennyRosenberg
 * 2) Aaron Paul as Jesse Pinkman
 * 3) Rick Hunter as Postal Dude
 * 4) Todd Haberkorn as Jonathan
 * 5) Anthony Starr as Homelander
 * 6) KennyRosenberg as Mr Murdock
 * 7) Ian Mcdiarmid as MrDweller
 * 8) Wavera as Herself
 * 9) Bryan Cranston as Walter White
 * 10) Mark Hamill as Dr Neo Cortex
 * 11) Joseph May as Thomas the Tank Engine
 * 12) Yvonne Grundy as Nia
 * 13) Chris Sutherland as Banjo and Kazooie
 * 14) Keith Wickham as James the Red Engine, Percy the Small Engine, Gordon the Big Engine, Henry the Green Engine, Edward the Blue Engine, Skarloey, Sir Handel and Sir Topham Hatt
 * 15) Wolfgang Schaeffer as Lincoln Loud
 * 16) Anna Gunn as Skyler White
 * 17) Lizzie Waterworth as Horrid Henry
 * 18) Tom Kenny as Spongebob Squarepants
 * 19) Shea Brady as Odo
 * 20) Claire Emmett as herself
 * 21) Kristie Inglethorpe as herself

Soundtrack of The Film

 * 1) Introduction - Hans Zimmer
 * 2) Back in Black - AC/DC
 * 3) Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
 * 4) Dont Start Now - Dua Lipa
 * 5) Baby Blue - Badfinger
 * 6) Nothin on You - B.o.B (feat Bruno Mars)
 * 7) Inactive - Weird Al Yankovic (KennyRosenbergs Cover)
 * 8) TiK ToK - Ke$ha
 * 9) Dont Stop Me Now - Queen
 * 10) Toxicity - System of A Down (Postal Dudes Cover)
 * 11) Royals - Lorde
 * 12) Sadistically Terrifying Overachieving Neglectful Enragement - Aaron Paul
 * 13) No Taxes - Jacob Jarno
 * 14) Get Low - Lil Jon and the Eastside Boyz
 * 15) Nine Thou (Superstars Remix) - Styles of Beyond
 * 16) Thunderstruck - AC/DC
 * 17) Choy Suey! - System of A Down
 * 18) White and Nerdy - Weird Al Yankovic (Perfect Peters Cover)
 * 19) Athletic Theme (PAL Version) - Siivagunner
 * 20) Peform This Way - Weird Al Yankovic