MEEBO

MEEBO is an console developed by InfoWare and released in 1996.

Specs
Media: ROM cartdrige

CPU: Motorola 680000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 @ 423542342112311 MHz

Display: 1336×768, 111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 out of a maximum infinite colors

Memory: 999 kilobyte + 9999 kilobyte VRAM (internal to CPU); 999999 kilobyte DRAM (external to CPU)

Why It is Durable as Paper

 * 1) Due to the DAMN high specs, it's terribly hard to develop games for, which caused the console to have only 3 games.
 * 2) The games are horrible, due to how hard is to develop games for.
 * 3) Depending on your console, the controller ports can't even work and the image won't be shown on the TV due to having a resolution of a 2010's laptop.
 * 4) Thre are only two controller ports. even the Nintendo 64 didin't need a multitap!
 * 5) * Also, the multitap costs $99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE TO GET!
 * 6) * The console has the damn same price as the multitap!
 * 7) The console had a lifespan SHORTER THAN THE VIRTUAL BOY!

THE ONLY REDEEMING QUALITY

 * 1) It's gorgeously powerful for it's time.