U Got 45'd: The Fucking Scumbags!

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Plot
No-No Germany casts a spell in which daytime no longer exists in S. Street. Instead, it will be night forever. Poland looked out the window while freaking out, then Brazil told him to shut up until he saw what happened. He wanted to have sex with Japanese Empire but finds out that Mexico was sitting watching them. Later, they went on an adventure. During the camp, Brazil turns evil.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) The film wasn’t screened in advance for
 * 2) * First off, you already know what I’m about to say.
 * 3) *Second, why the fuck does this have to happen?
 * 4) The film was released on December 25, which is Christmas Day, making it a major red flag.
 * 5) Similar to 69: The Movie, before the film starts, an EXTEMELY LOUD scum gang sound effect plays for some reason, to the point where even at very low volume, your ears could easily hurt so fast.
 * 6) * What makes matters worse, there were reports of audiences becoming deaf because of that scene!
 * 7) Three words: too much shouting.
 * 8) Almost all of the characters have been more flanderized than they were in the films:
 * 9) *Brazil became very hypocritical with little to no personality.
 * 10) *Poland became even more bland to the point where he has no purpose to even be in this movie.
 * 11) Misleading rating: The film was rated PG, Despite its overuse of swearing, nudity, and violence, making it feel like an R-rated film or even an NC-17-rated film.
 * 12) *Believe it or not, the K word is in this film.
 * 13) *Not even the title is appropriate for a PG-rated film.
 * 14) There are tons of inappropriate scenes in this movie:
 * 15) *Brazil masturbating to Japanese Empire porn.
 * 16) *Poland being forced to strip naked by Brazil.
 * 17) *  The one scene where Finland rapes the Philippines, leaks her nudes on social media, and then they both have anal sex in front of Brazil while he’s sleeping. ENOUGH SAID.
 * 18) *Brazil and Finland stumbling upon Rule 34 pictures of them having sex with the Japanese Empire and the Philippines respectively.
 * 19) *Denmark  raping  Poland for  no reason. 
 * 20) *Luxembourg twerking to “Squidward Nose” by Cupcakke.

Reception
The film was universally panned by critics and audiences alike. It currently has a 2.5/10 on IMDb and a 20% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Trivia

 * A fan-made silent movie version of the film was released in 2026.