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= This Show Must Go On (Cookie Run The Series) =

Trivia
= The Mexico and Cuba Funny Cartoon Show =

The Mexico and Cuba Funny Cartoon Show is a spinoff of U Got 45'd: The Series.

Plot
Mexico and Cuba do a lot of random things and "funny" comedy in the Crystal Brighthouse when Brazil is gone.

Why It Isn’t a Funny Cartoon Show

 * 1) An idea of giving Mexico and Cuba a spinoff is a ridiculous idea, considering the fact that we already have enough spinoffs of U Got 45'd and there is no need for a 7th spinoff. Also, Mexico and Cuba were given very poor characterization, are both uninteresting, and are just plain boring sisters in general. Not to mention they are not well-received.
 * 2) All of the characters remain their terrible counterparts as usual. Do we need to say more?!
 * 3) *Mexico is just some unfunny person who makes terrible jokes that are even worse than the Kingdom of Greece's jokes.
 * 4) *Cuba, despite being the main protagonist, has very little characterization.
 * 5) *Czechoslovakia exists for no reason other than to just pad out the runtime.
 * 6) *The Kingdom of Greece now has a crazy, and we mean crazy obsession with Genshin Impact for some reason and whenever she gets something, she screams and beats up Brazil. Her hatred of Cookie Run: Kingdom is really high and she hates it all because it's a “rip off” to Genshin Impact, despite the two games having completely different stories, gachas, etc.
 * 7) *Brazil exists just for filler.
 * 8) Misleading title: Despite the title saying "Funny Cartoon Show", the show isn't even funny whatsoever, not even 1%.

=The Stupid Christmas (Starch Brotherhood: The Series)=

The Stupid Christmas is an episode from Starch Brotherhood: The Series.

Plot
It's Christmas and the Starch Brotherhood is not ready for it just yet. Belarus wants to go to Stockholm, Sweden, Ireland wants to visit his friends' house and Latvia is willing to make Christmas dinner.

UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Why It's a Very Stupid Christmas

 * 1) Similar to "South Korea's Great Birthday Bash!", the main problem with the episode is that it is filled with nothing but wasted potential of what could have been a great episode. While the idea of the Starch Brotherhood doing their own things for Christmas is basic, it is at least decent and should have been one of the better episodes of the show. Instead, the episode is just about everyone fighting over vacations for 48 minutes!
 * 2) The writing is, if not, laughably lazy, and for whatever reason the writers thought 3 sub-plots were a good way to extend the runtime.
 * 3) *The "South Korea, stop!" sub-plot is yet again nothing but filler; it involves Sweden planning to go to Japan (like in the original channel) but South Korea stole his credit card to buy the recent apple laptop. This subplot is really lazy and repetitive, as it is used in a lot of season 7 episodes.
 * 4) *The "Disco, Hip Hop Dance! (Christmas Edition)" sub-plot takes up half of the special and it feels like it should have been in "The Stupid Dance Floor 2" instead; it involves the gang at the nightclub and do the same thing as they did in "The Stupid Dance Floor". The only things that have changed are that it is the Christmas edition and South Korea and Ireland are not fighting, unlike in almost every episode of the show.
 * 5) *The "Private Jet" sub-plot is, if not, one of the most boring sub-plots in the entire show; the sub-plot doesn't have much in it besides the gang making a private jet and then testing it.
 * 6) There are so many plot holes:
 * 7) *Again, how did Ireland get nice clothes at the hospital (albeit never shown on screen)?
 * 8) A lot of characters are unlikable, as a lot of them are really mean-spirited, with Belarus, Latvia, Ireland, South Korea (as usual), Taiwan, the United States, Germany, Peru, Colorado, Russia, the United Kingdom, Estonia (surprisingly), Poland, Kazakhstan, Idaho, and Egypt being the worst offenders.
 * 9) *Taiwan, the new character, while energetic on the outside, is disturbingly violent on the inside. Their entire personality is centered around murder and crime like Canada for the most part and they are otherwise a rather uninteresting character.
 * 10) *South Korea acts like a literal moron throughout the entire episode.
 * 11) The title is really lazy, considering the fact that the line “The Stupid” has been used 5 times in the show.

Redeeming Qualities
=Financier (2023)=

Financier is a 2023 adult animated Netflix series based on Cookie Run: Kingdom. The show premiered on February 4, 2023.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) Addressing the Cookie out of the room: The show removed GingerBrave, which is just strange considering that he is the main protagonist of the Cookie Run franchise and a Cookie Run show without GingerBrave makes no sense at all.
 * 2) The show is, if not, a huge rip-off of Velma, which isn't any better; the show suffers the exact same problems as said show with humor, characterization, writing, plot, etc.
 * 3) Clotted Cream Cookie and Captain Caviar Cookie are black-washed for no reason at all other than to pander to politics, which is just racist.
 * 4) Just about everyone in the show is completely out of character and they barely act like their original counterparts from Cookie Run: Kingdom.
 * 5) *Financier Cookie, the main protagonist, pretty much suffers from the worst flanderization as she is now a “Mean Popular Girl” who's mean to almost everyone.
 * 6) The humor is cringe-worthy, inappropriate, unfunny, and laughable.

Reception
=Animal Jam: The Animated Series=

Bad Qualities

 * 1) The idea of a series based on Animal Jam is a mediocre idea, considering the fact that Animal Jam, as well as Animal Jam Classic weren't even popular as they used to be in 2014-2015 (AJC) and 2017 (AJPW), and at the time the show was released was in 2022. Therefore it makes the show obscure.

=What is Idaho Thinking Of? (Starch Brotherhood: The Series)=

Plot
Idaho finds a weird Japanese game named Mogeko Castle. A day later, he became a fan of it. The Starch Brotherhood wants to know what Idaho is thinking of while they were walking.

Redeeming Qualities
=Sea Fairy Party=

Sea Fairy Party is a 2030 American video game developed by Yoyle Games. The game is based on the Cookie Run franchise. The game was released on July 24th, 2030 in the United States and September 27th, 2031 in Europe.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) Misleading Title: Despite the title being “Sea Fairy Party ”, the plot has nothing to do with parties whatsoever.
 * 2) Development hell: The game suffered through development hell for 8 years. It was announced that it was originally going to be released in 2022, however, the game was delayed multiple times for no apparent reason at all. During the delays, they said they were going to release the game in 2024 but were delayed again. It later turned out that they didn't actually start the product until 2025. The game was later delayed until 2030.
 * 3) The game's graphics are abysmal and really low.
 * 4) It was released on the original PlayStation, which is way outdated! Considering that the oldest PlayStation was released on December 3rd, 1994 and the game was released on July 24th, 2030, therefore, there is no way you can play the game (besides emulation, though that is a different story) due to being released on an outdated console.
 * 5) *It also doesn't work on the PlayStation 2's compatibility mode for some reason, though it does run on the PlayStation 3.
 * 6) When you're at stage 250, which is the final stage, the bosses are almost impossible to defeat, as they are immune to every single debuff and are also immune to being attacked for some reason, therefore, you cannot see the final part is story unless you find a way how to defeat them.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) The soundtrack's nice.
 * 2) If you can somehow get past stage 250, you get rewarded with a Shinji-style rant at the credits.

Trivia
= Sea Fairy Party (Nav) = '''Note: This ain't gonna be a page, this is just a test. Please do not steal the code, if you do, please give credit or ask permission.''' = U Got 45'd: 45'd-Tropico =

U Got 45'd: 45'd-Tropico is a low-budget "animated" film and the 33th "sequel" to the U Got 45'd franchise. It was released in 2659. The crew of the movie remains unknown.

Plot
The U Got 45'd crew are bored yet again, so they watched television and more television, and yet more television. Czechoslovakia asked the crew "damn, this shit ain't good. Why is this TV bad?", until there was an ad about a city named "Earthbretropico" in Floptropica. The U Got 45'd crew's eyes turned into stars and all of them said that they need to go there. The Japanese Empire packed so much (and we mean SOO much) that the U Got 45'd crew started staring at her and said that some of her packaging needed to stay at home unless they get a flying plane. Mexico shouts "EVERYONE GET HERE NOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!" because she wants everyone to see her surprise alongside Cuba. The gang went outside of the front of the house, but Czechoslovakia insults Mexico and Cuba, calling them a moron and saying it is just a plain car. Mexico slaps Czechoslovakia in the face, telling him to shut up, and instantly turns the car into a plane that looks like some toy plane. The gang hopped on the plane, but oh no, some of the packaging from the Japanese Empire had to stay. The gang started riding and sang silly songs but oh no, a giant storm came in and they didn't land safely and all of them were injured. Will they have a great vacation?

Why It Is a Very Stupid Movie

 * 1) False Advertising: It claims to be the 33th "sequel" to the U Got 45'd franchise, when it is not. This movie is literally not an official sequel of the U Got 45'd franchise, and it is only made because the crew wanted to make their own U Got 45'd movie.
 * 2) It wasn't screened for critics. We pretty much already know what this means...
 * 3) The "animation" is atrocious, crappy, and even worse than the animation in the original U Got 45'd movies. At least in the movies, they do move, but here, they are just multiple images from MS Paint but into one big movie! Do we really need to explain this?
 * 4) *The painting is so messy, as you can easily see that the colors aren't fully painted because the bucket expansion was -2.0.
 * 5) *There are so many animation errors where the colors are mixed up.
 * 6) *They even used some stock images for some of the backgrounds, such as the sky, the hotel, and the pool. Let that sink in.
 * 7) The plot is very idiotic, and confusing. There are literally 4 sub-plots that contribute nothing to the main plot but into one film.
 * 8) The characters are all one-dimensional, boring, and even worse than their counterparts from the original U Got 45'd franchise. Half of the characters are just filler characters and only exist for the sub-plots.
 * 9) *Brazil is just some filler character that only exists for the sub-plots.
 * 10) *Czechoslovakia is the worst offender. He is extremely unlikable and rude to almost everyone around him, as he kept calling the gang names non-stop.
 * 11) **Czechoslovakia is also a butt-monkey, unsurprisingly. He gets abused by the gang for no reason at all other than being a greedy dirtbag.
 * 12) *The Nationalist China and the Union of South Africa contribute almost NOTHING to the plot at all! Throughout the film, they're just here, going nothing. Just talking to each other and whenever there's a problem, they just sit here, recording the entire argument. The two are also one-dimensional and have very shallow personalities.
 * 13) **The Union of South Africa is nothing, but a really unlikable, and selfish Countryball, who is mean to literally everyone.
 * 14) **The Nationalist China is a homophobic Countryball, who won't stop promoting anti-LGBTQ+ speech, even when she is told not to.
 * 15) *Manchuria got reduced to being a background character. He just sits here and watches the whole thing without saying a single word.
 * 16) *Poland became a crazy hyperfixation fan of Welcome Home, as he can't even think of anything else, besides Welcome Home'.
 * 17) **He is also extremely obsessed with Wally Darling to the point where he won't stop/
 * 18) *Mexico literally always talks, and cannot keep her mouth shut for once. Every time a character talks, she talks, and it gets really annoying.
 * 19) *Cuba, like the Nationalist China, the Union of South Africa, and Manchuria, does not contribute to the plot half of the time.
 * 20) *The Kingdom of Greece is absolutely annoying. She always plays the trumpet whenever something goes wrong and it is an annoying running gag.
 * 21) *The Philippines... yea, she ain't contributing to the plot as well.
 * 22) *The Japanese Empire is really spoiled, and only wants the expensive things, and the newer things, such as the iPhone 14 Pro Max, and even wants the crew to choose the most expensive hotel. Whenever she gets something that isn't new, she will start a row.
 * 23) Abysmal audio quality.
 * 24) The voice acting is abysmal, and 100 times worse than the audio quality, considering that all of the characters were voiced by one person, and the person, instead of changing the voice a bit, made the characters sound the same. Because of this, they have to use a pitch changer to change all of the voices, so they would sound different. However, it made the characters sound robotic.
 * 25) There are multiple scenes that last for too long and are nothing but filler to pad out the film's runtime.
 * 26) *The scene of the U Got 45'd gang throwing mud at each other after landing in a wet area lasts for 4 minutes straight, and does not contribute to the main plot.
 * 27) *The scene of the Philippines, Cuba, and Brazil sitting is just filler and lasts for 6 minutes. This scene, of course, is really boring, as nothing happens, and not even a single dialogue is spoken.
 * 28) The film's pacing has a lot of issues, and the pacing appears to be way too slow.