U Got 45'd: The Series

U Got 45'd: The Series  is a 2026 animated musical slice-of-life comedy show, it was created by an unknown person. It was based on two videos with the same name. The show made its premiere on Cartoon Network in 2026 and Nickelodeon in 2027 after its first spin-off aired, It stars the same people that we STILL don't care about

Despite its negative reception, the show made three spin-offs (the fourth one in development).

Plot
Seventeen-year-old Brazil and his friends do a lot of random things, go on adventures, live their everyday lives, and do some sus things in the Crystal Brighthouse and everywhere in S. Street.

Why It Still Got 45'd, But In a Bad Way
'''Important note: This show is extremely controversial, for reasoning explained below. No positive pointers/section will be permitted on this page.'''
 * 1) The biggest problem with this atrocity that is U Got 45'd: The Series is that it has swearing and violence. While it may not be a problem, the problem is that the series is rated TV-PG and also airs on Cartoon Network. The show claims to be a show for kids but because it contains language and violence, it is hard to believe so. Don't forget there's even sexual humor (just as harassment, violence, etc), racism, pedophilia, terrorism, and zoophilia in this show, which makes it even harder to believe that show is made for kids! We are not even joking!
 * 2) *Speaking of that, just like the infamous Toddlers and Tiaras, the show should have been rated TV-MA instead of TV-PG, in fact, the show should have aired on Adult Swim or Comedy Central rather than Cartoon Network.
 * 3) A concept of a U Got 45'd television series is if not, a horrible idea, given the fact that the franchise is universally hated and there's no need for a U Got 45'd show.
 * 4) Like Teen Titans Go!, The Powerpuff Girls (2016) and My Little Pony: Pony Life, The show mainly relies on slice-of-life and randomness, rather than action and adventure, as usual with most modern Cartoon Network shows.
 * 5) Much like Fred: The Show, it barely improved from the movies, but just made it worse.
 * 6) It steals lots of elements from My Little Pony: Pony Life, Mario's Random Stuff and Teen Titans Go!, but it is done worse.
 * 7) Crazy overuse of slapstick that literally goes on in every episode.
 * 8) Quantity over quality: Similar to another terrible show, the series already has 11 seasons and 286 episodes in just 4 years, even more films, 8 specials and yet, 9 video games, which is just crazy.
 * 9) No good comedy. Every single joke makes you want to change the channels, or even destroy the TV.
 * 10) Like all of its films, none of the characters even improved or became more likable. Even some have gotten worse:
 * 11) *Brazil, the main character of the show suffers from a heavy flanderization. Not only he is still an unlikeable and perverted teenager, but he is now a heartless murderer and a generic smartass who always gets away with everything.
 * 12) **Starting from Season 10, he became a Gary Stu who's always happy like he was in U Got 45'd: Tell Your Tale.
 * 13) *The Japanese Empire reverted back to her perverted, unlikeable, and extremely bossy countryball like she was in the first, third, fourth, sixth, eighth, tenth, and eleventh films of this franchise as she will always tell people what to do. Although not as common, she teaches underage Countryballs about sex. (In a TV-PG show by the way.) She also never, ever likes to tell the truth whenever she commits crimes.
 * 14) **Starting in Season 6, she is now, we kid you not, a pornstar who loves minors and adults touching her breast, and pole dancing in strip clubs for money. Her sex obsession was also taken up to the extreme and starting from season 11, she became obsessed with TikTok and Instagram.
 * 15) *Poland, as always, is a massive Gary Stu.
 * 16) * The Third Reich is now a massive serial killer who wants to murder and execute other countryballs.
 * 17) **Speaking of the Third Reich, he is now a pedophile now. He also sents uncensored porn to younger kids and teenagers to look at as seen in the third episode of season two.
 * 18) *Nationalist China is now a worker. While it isn't that bad, it can be weird since Nationalist China was never a worker in the movies. Speaking of that, they never even showed her getting a job in the first place! She is also a Mary Sue now.
 * 19) **Again, Speaking of Nationalist China getting a job, she is only fifteen-sixteen years old.
 * 20) **As of Season 5, she is only used for filler.
 * 21) *Cuba, as usual, is a Mary Sue. She also became a blander character.
 * 22) *Finland is exactly like he was in the original movies, except much worse.
 * 23) * The Soviet Union barely does anything to help the U Got 45'd Crew. Fuck this, we are moving on.
 * 24) *Yugoslavia, for some reason, has a weird obsession with an app named TikTok… which has never happened in the movies to the point where he even teaches his friends about TikTok and gave them a hard question in "How Many TikTok Trends?"
 * 25) *The Union of South Africa, despite being sixteen-seventeen years old, now smokes weed. He is also unlikeable and rude as he uses racist slurs.
 * 26) *The Kingdom of Greece (or just Greece) is now a horrendous and laughable character as she tells WAY too many unfunny jokes and breaks the fourth wall 24/7.
 * 27) **Speaking of the Kingdom of Greece, She tries way to hard to be hip and cool with the kids. In one episode, she dabbed, which gets old since dabbing is already irrelevant.
 * 28) *Czechoslovakia is now atrocious and a jerk who keeps lying to everyone. (similar to the Japanese Empire, who always lies and never tells the truth.)
 * 29) *Mexico, despite having a bit of improvement as she is no longer obsessed with twerking, is now a jerk who keeps getting angry whenever something happens to her. She also has a British stereotype as she speaks in a British accent. As of season 7, she became a Pinkie Pie copy.
 * 30) * Manchuria is just a generic smart countryball whose voice is grating.
 * 31) *Thailand is also a Mary Sue with little to no personality whatsoever.
 * 32) * Fascist Italy is an unfunny, hypocritical and racist Countryball, who has a Spanish stereotype.
 * 33) *The Philippines is just a bland and useless countryball supporting pedophilia despite being a teenager. She also has a weird obsession with private parts to the point where she even showed her private parts in public with a sign saying "PEDOPHILIA IS FINE! ITS EXTREMELY AWESOME".
 * 34) *Australia is just a generic, weak and useless countryball who became an annoying Italian stereotype.
 * 35) *Belgium is a punching bag and a cringe-worthy "Sassy-ball."
 * 36) *Luxembourg is only here for inappropriate moments.
 * 37) *Norway, introduced in Season 3, won't stop screaming most of the time while saying "I don't wanna (insert something here) and I want to go home!" Which gets really grating later on. Thankfully that stopped in Season 9.
 * 38) *Denmark, introduced in Season 3, is very bland with little to no personality.
 * 39) * The rest of the characters (Croatia, Nepal, British Raj, Ethiopia, and other U Got 45'd characters.) are just bland as Cuba.
 * 40) The voice acting, while not the worst, is absolutely painful, obnoxious, and completely atrocious as it looks like the voice cast were forced to voice the characters of the series.
 * 41) *Brazil sounds too much like Sr Pelo.
 * 42) *The Japanese Empire sounds too young.
 * 43) *Mexico’s voice sounds annoyingly scratchy.
 * 44) *Poland, Yugoslavia, Nationalist China, Cuba, and the Union of South Africa all sound too old for their ages.
 * 45) *Bulgaria sounds like a poorly-done impression of Peppa Pig with a Bulgarian accent.
 * 46) *Finland sounds too young for a 15-year-old.
 * 47) Disgusting overuse of nude shots in the characters, especially for Brazil and the Japanese Empire.
 * 48) The songs are extremely cheesy and the singing voices are incredibly laughable. They sound like they didn't even want to sing at all. Do we have to say more?
 * 49) There are very strange things that happened in this show, which were NEVER revealed in the movies.
 * 50) *In the Season 2 episode, "Japanese Empire's Secret", it is revealed that the Japanese Empire and the Third Reich are married, which is weird because the Japanese Empire is only 16 years old. Speaking of which…
 * 51) *The Japanese Empire is already dating Brazil, and for some reason, is married to him in Love Isn't in the Fucking Air. What happened to them?
 * 52) * In the Season 1 finale, Poland said that he liked the Third Reich, despite the fact that he ruined Poland's life in The Fucky Ending.
 * 53) Crazily disturbing, sexual, cringe, nonsensical and laughable scenes in this series, even for a Cartoon Network show.
 * 54) *In the twenty-second episode of the first season, Brazil refuses to give his work to Germany. Then Germany BEATS BRAZIL TO DEATH EXTREMELY HARD, causing Brazil to die. This is extremely disturbing. Not to mention the scene was ripped off from a Tomorrow's Pioneers episode.
 * 55) *In the seventh episode, "COOK DAY!!!" Brazil and the Japanese Empire didn't have any milk for their cooking show. Instead,  Brazil actually used the Japanese Empire's breast to get milk. What the fuck, Brazil!?
 * 56) *The most infamous and disgusting scene was in "The Best Game!", where Brazil  puts his penis in Japanese Empire’s vagina extremely hard to the point where the Japanese Empire was actually screaming in joy!  Not to mention that the Japanese Empire’s scream was extremely disturbing.
 * 57) * In the Season 4 episode, "Trade Ya, Poland!", Poland gets his penis chopped off brutally uncensored. We are not joking.
 * 58) * In "Poland Dies 4", there was an awful ending where the crew (besides Thailand) cheers for Poland, later on, Czechoslovakia strips naked and Yugoslavia sexually harasses him, the Japanese Empire starts pole dancing with her bunny suit on, Mexico twerks in her furry form, Brazil takes all of his clothes off and South Africa gets horny. We are not joking about this.
 * 59) * The characters' are sometimes seen wearing outfits that are either too inappropriate (mainly the female characters), especially in "Party Time!".
 * 60) **Mexico is seen dressed in a provocative outfit and was smoking cigarettes, despite being 15-years-old.
 * 61) **The Japanese Empire is seen wearing inappropriate outfits the most, despite being 17 years old; she is often seen wearing provocative outfits in strip clubs.
 * 62) **Cuba, while it isn't that bad, her outfit is kinda too trendy or a bit edgy; she is once seen wearing a fake black wig with a cross earring, a spiked collar, and a knife, making her emo.
 * 63) *In "Cold Salad Water" from Season 9, there was a weird scene where the U Got 45'd gang got trapped in ice for 15 hours in Antarctica, which is where they are having a vacation in and for some reason, they are not even freezing at all. Instead they just make TikTok dances in the ice.
 * 64) The series can get extremely offensive sometimes, especially some characters who have weird stereotypes.
 * 65) The animation still hasn't improved from the films as it still tries too hard to be like Sr Pelo’s animations.
 * 66) *Mexico's "Grito!" and Cuba's "Libre!" on their helmets are missing in some of the episodes. Such as "Testing Now… 1,2,3," and "The Best Game!."
 * 67) *Brazil's bag flashes to blue from brown in most of the episodes.
 * 68) Believe it or not, if a brutal episode had Poland, he gets abused not one, five but 300+ TIMES. Especially in "It's About Fucking Time, Poland," "Trade Ya Poland!", "Poland Dies", "Poland Dies 2," "Poland Dies 3" and "Poland Dies 4."
 * 69) Despite the show's negative reception, they made a spin-off named Tell Your Tale (not to be confused with My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale), Which its spin-off is bad enough, despite no nudity.
 * 70) Sometimes, the plots can be repetitive in some episodes, since it's just about sex and gore. Just as:
 * 71) *"The Best Game!"
 * 72) *"Poland Dies"
 * 73) *"Trade Ya, Poland!"
 * 74) *"Fucky Day And Getting Drunk"
 * 75) *"Awesome Night"
 * 76) *"Eurovision Disaster"
 * 77) * "Japanese Empire's Obsession"
 * 78) *"Oh No! Yugoslavia is Getting Horny!"
 * 79) Way too many bad morals:
 * 80) *"Fucky Day and Getting Drunk", teaches kids that it's okay to drink too many alcoholic drinks.
 * 81) *"The Best Game", teaches kids that sexualizing minors isn't wrong and you should do it everywhere.
 * 82) * "Japanese Empire's Obsession", teaches kids that being a pornstar is fine.
 * 83) *"Mexico Does It", teaches that you better punch people when they want a gift from you.
 * 84) *"Awesome Night", teaches that it is okay to go to a bar under the age of 21.
 * 85) No character development whatsoever.
 * 86) Hypocrisy: In the episode, "Shits Squad", the swearing was censored in the episode, due to the show being rated TV-PG, but many, many, MANY of the other episodes contain that language.
 * 87) None of the characters are punished, arrested, or grounded for their actions, making all of them Karma Houdinis, especially Brazil, the Japanese Empire, Czechoslovakia, Nationalist China, Australia, Cuba, Poland, the Union of South Africa, Mexico, Yugoslavia, Fascist Italy, the Third Reich, and Manchuria.
 * 88) Very weak and unfunny humor, since it's mainly just disgusting nudity and violence.
 * 89) Brazil, the Japanese Empire, Poland, Nationalist China, the Union of South Africa, the Philippines, Yugoslavia, Manchuria, and Australia often go to the bar and drink beer, despite them being teenagers.
 * 90) The dubbing of the show is extremely horrible and obnoxious, especially for the French, Spanish, Arabic, Japanese, German, and Portuguese dubs.
 * 91) It tries way hard to be hip and cool with the current generations of children, such as using slangs like “#relatable”, having smartphones (and yes, in a fantasy world for some reason), Yugoslavia using TikTok, the Kingdom of Greece dabbing (as mentioned earlier), the Japanese Empire taking way too many selfies in "SELFIE TIME!", The U Got 45’d gang going a TikTok dance and getting viral and Brazil and Nationalist China playing video games.
 * 92) While it is not common, the crew can be easily seen as immature. In "The Worst Meaning of Christmas", they all start crying (except for Thailand), all because they didn't get any presents for Christmas, despite the rule saying that nobody in S. Street is allowed to get presents.
 * 93) As of December 24, 2028, Cartoon Network decides to air nothing but U Got 45'd (along with both of its spin-offs, Tell Your Tale and Nationalist China and the Union of South Africa's Terrific Show!) until January 1st, 2029, despite the show and its spin-offs being hated, this cause everyone to not go on Cartoon Network. Much like what they did with Teen Titans Go! in 2017.
 * 94) Although this was never ever added into the show, in the first episode of the first season, Brazil is seen puking 20 times. Considering gross-out humor.
 * 95) *There is even crude humor in this show, examples include Mexico and the Japanese Empire throwing trash at each other and singing about it in "Trashy City!" and Czechoslovakia burping in "Who Will Drink The Most?".
 * 96) Awful dialogue for the characters.
 * 97) All of the episodes are atrocious, have a lot of flaws, or are downright poorly written, seriously, none of the episodes are good! Such as:
 * 98) *Fucky Day and Getting Drunk (a mediocre way to start the series)
 * 99) *Squished Area, Eh?
 * 100) *Switzerland The Neutral Girl
 * 101) *Hotel Craziness
 * 102) *Feelin' Good, Today?
 * 103) *Brazil and South Africa's Strip Club!
 * 104) *Trash Can Challenge
 * 105) *Screentime Fight!
 * 106) *Sister Funtime!
 * 107) *Atrocious Musical
 * 108) *Dating Club
 * 109) *How Many TikTok Trends?
 * 110) *Fucking Whooping Time!
 * 111) *Party Time!
 * 112) *Brazil The Lazy Bitch
 * 113) *It's About Fucking Time, Poland
 * 114) *Your True Average Bitch
 * 115) *Tennis Game! (The least bad episode, but it's still bad)
 * 116) *Adventures Awaiting... Fuck Off!
 * 117) *The Shitmas Special (the worst episode of season 1)
 * 118) *How to Not Shop: Learn How to Pay Your Fucking Food!
 * 119) *The Document Fight!
 * 120) *The Stupid Singers
 * 121) *Poland and Czechoslovakia Kill Themselves!
 * 122) *Sweeping the Shits Away (which ended season 1 on a sour note)
 * 123) *Japanese Empire's Secret (which started season 2 on a sour note)
 * 124) *The Best Game! (arguably the worst episode of the entire series)
 * 125) *Brazil's Revenge
 * 126) *Oscars Sucks!
 * 127) *Poland Dies
 * 128) *How Big Is Finland’s Penis?
 * 129) *Nobody’s Worse Than Japanese Empire
 * 130) Overall, much like how Cuties destroyed Netflix’s reputation and how Teen Titans GO! destroyed Cartoon Network's reputation, this show destroyed Kaliningrad General (who created the video), Polandball and many of the team members' reputations, as many people would usually think of the show when a member is mentioned, it is also why Cartoon Network was hated by several people since when a different show gets canceled, they would usually blame this show.

Season 1

 * 1) Fucky Day and Getting Drunk
 * 2) Squished Area, Eh?
 * 3) Switzerland The Neutral Girl
 * 4) Atrocious Musical
 * 5) Trash Can Challenge
 * 6) Brazil The Lazy Bitch
 * 7) The Shitmas Special

Season 2
UNDER CONSTRUCTION
 * 1) Japanese Empire’s Secret
 * 2) Boys vs Girls
 * 3) Eurovision Disaster

Season 3

 * 1) COOK DAY!!!
 * 2) Testing Now… 1,2,3

Season 4
UNDER CONSTRUCTION
 * 1) Trade Ya, Poland!
 * 2) Crystal Brighthouse Tour
 * 3) Poland Dies

Dialogue from the Show
Brazil: Fuck you! Japanese Empire: I feel so horny~ Cuba: Why am I here! I want to leave fucking Drunk Street already! Norway: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I WANT TO GO HOME ALREADY!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! Yugoslavia: TikTok time! Mexico: Just shut up! Manchuria: Um… screams Kingdom of Greece: YAY! I LOVE FIRES! No-No Germany: Fuck off or I will fucking throw you off a fucking cliff! Nationalist China: I’m not a worker! South Africa: I am not high, now leave me the fuck alone! Australia: You know what, fuck this, I'm killing myself Philippines: STOP EVERYONE! PEDOPHILIA ISN'T BAD, IT'S REALLY GOOD! Czechoslovakia: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?! Thailand: Everyone stop! Soviet Union: I don't even care anymore… Belgium: If you are a teenager, why the fuck do you have sex a lot? Luxembourg: Screw this! I need for screen time in this show! Switzerland: Please stop sex torturing me! I’m only thirteen-years-old! New Zealand : do you want to see my vagina? Netherlands: um… I don't support pedophilia now stop. UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Episodes
NOTE: The lines that are in red are in earrape.

Brazil: GIVE ME MORE FUCKING BEER! MOAAAAAAAAAAR! Manchuria: For fucks sake Brazil, stop it! Poland: Fuck this! I'm going to Alaska, cause I love cars jumping off a cliff!

Episode: Fucky Day and Getting Drunk (Season 1 Episode 1)

Japanese Empire:: Ah shit! Now what? We are all squished inside this small shit and how are we going to get the fuck out? THERE IS NO WAY WE ARE GETTING OUT! Mexico: I want to go home! I hate being squished! Poland: *looks at the door* There's a fucking entrance to leave this squish shit! Brazil: Bitch, eh? Cuba: Ugh, Brazil shut up with the eh! Episode: Squished Area, Eh? (Season 1 Episode 2)

Manchuria: What the fuck are you two doing? Stop sex torturing Switzerland, she is very neutral and you bitches should leave her alone, NOW. Brazil: Fuck you, Manchuria, I'm not going to stop! I love doing that and it feels so nice! Now I want you to go fuck yourself! Manchuria: *takes gun* DID YOU JUST TOLD ME TO FUCK MYSELF?! Brazil: *looks at Manchuria* Yeah, bitch! Oh! Now your holding a fucking gun, now try me! I’m not scared! South Africa: Brazil, let's keep torturing Switzerland, Manchuria is just fucking tricking you. Switzerland: No, don't continue! I had enough with it, please! *screams in pain* Episode: Switzerland The Neutral Girl (Season 1 Episode 3)

Yugoslavia: What's your answer! Give me the fucking answer! Mexico: *looks at book* um… 69? Yugoslavia: CORRECT, BITCH! IT'S FUCKING 69! Cuba: Yugo-fucking-savia, that answer is wrong! Your the worst teacher ever! (What are you a teenager?) At the hotel… Facist Italy: Hello, welcome to the fucky hotel, what do you want. Brazil: I just want to sleep cause in my house, the Crystal Brighthouse, there is only one bed that isn't fucking big enough, so me, Empire of Japan, and Poland are in the hotel for no reason. At the bedroom… Japanese Empire/Empire of Japan: Harder, harder, harder, Brazil! It's so beautiful when you do it harder! Push me harder in the vagina! Poland: Hey, Brazil and Empire of Japan, are you going to let me fucking in? Brazil: Fucking no! I am not letting you in until it's over!

Mexico: *breaks into the hotel* I GOT THE ANSWER RIGHT! AFTER 4 YEARS! Poland: Why did you even break into the fucking hotel! Manchuria: SHUT THE FUCK UP! I AM SLEEPING AT THE MOMENT! SO KEEP YOUR FUCKING VOICES DOWN OR I WILL CALL THE POLICE! Brazil: Fuck you. I am going to be loud! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Japanese Empire/Empire of Japan: Brazil my love! Can we continue our sexy mating? Brazil: Okay, my sexy girl. Now, show your breast and I am going to squeeze it and put my penis back and forth, okay? Japanese Empire/Empire of Japan: Okay! Here it goes! Episode: Hotel Craziness (Season 1 Episode 4)

Australia: *looks at sign* Why the hell does the sign says fucking? Netherlands: Welcome to Fucking! Australia: That's an actual name? *screams* Japanese Empire: Fuck me… I feel really horny today! Australia: Ew, no! *runs away*

Episode: Feelin' Good, Today? (Season 1 Episode 5)

Brazil: You suck. Manchuria: No, you suck, bitch! Brazil: No you suck! South Africa: N***ers! Come here, no, I mean, Brazil! Come here. I have the best fucking plan ever! Brazil: What plan? South Africa: You will see… At an abandoned area… South Africa: Since we are at this ugly shit, we are doing to turn this place into a strip club. It will be so hot went we open that place! Brazil: A strip club? I LOVE STRIP CLUBS! FUCK YEAH! South Africa: I already got the poles and some other stuff that we are going to place inside our strip club. I am so excited for this to happen. Many people will go there for sure, no matter what age. Brazil: WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? LET'S FUCKING DO IT! I CAN'T WAIT TO FUCK SOME WOMEN! Musical number what will be under destruction…

Brazil: The strip club… we should name it Brazil and South Africa's Strip Club! South Africa: Oh fuck yeah! Now we should open it! During the night

Mexico: I love pole dancing! Brazil: I'm doing it harder! Japanese Empire: Ah~ I love what you did my love! Facist Italy: What the fuck is this? A strip club? Oh no, they did not make one. I’m closing this!

Episode: Brazil and South Africa's Strip Club! (Season 1 Episode 6)

Cuba: Pull out the garbage can! Poland: Shut up, the garbage can is here. Mexico: What are you waiting for? Let's start the challenge!

Episode: Trash Can Challenge (Season 1 Episode 7)

British Raj: Finally, I got screentime in this episode! Nepal: What? How?! I barely get any screen time in this show! Manchuria: Maybe because- British Raj and Nepal: Shut up! Manchuria: Okay? Nepal: What the fuck am I doing again? Oh yes! Listen here, British Raj, I know you got your episode, but- I will take over it! Cause I never get any fucking screentime! British Raj: What? You know I barely get any fucking screentime in this show too, so I will be the main protagonist of this fucking episode! Fuck you, Nepal! Nepal: No, Fuck you, British Raj. British Raj: No, Fuck you! Nepal: Oh, you want to start a fucking fight? FINE THEN, I GET MORE FUCKING SCREENTIME British Raj: NO, I GET MORE FUCKING SCREENTIME, BITCH!

Episode: Screentime Fight! (Season 1 Episode 8)

Cuba: *slams her face in the sign* Why the fuck is Brazil so crazy! Mexico: I don't know, he is probably a crazy-ass Bitch! Cuba: Crazy-ass Bitch, crazy-ass Bitch, crazy… ass… Bitch? Mexico! That gives me an awesome idea! Mexico: What? Cuba: *whispers* We should call Brazil a "Crazy-ass Bitch" by going to his house, the Crystal Brighthouse, and call him that for fun! Mexico: *shouts* Hell yeah! I love that ide- Brazil: What are you talking about? Mexico: *looks at ice cream sign* Ice cream! Yeah, ice cream!

Episode: Sister Funtime! (Season 1 Episode 9)

Czechoslovakia: Yes! Musical time! Japanese Empire: *screams* This is going to be the best performance in our lives! Poland: Fuck you, Japanese Empire, this isn't always going to be the best, it's going to be the GREATEST! Brazil: *worms up his singing voice* *coughs* Fuck! I don't feel good. I'm going to throw up after this!

Episode: Atrocious Musical (Season 1 Episode 10)

Nationalist China: Things you should not do while you're with your girlfriend. Nationalist China edition. Rule number 1, don’t you even have sex with them every day or night as a date, I know it sounds dumb, but Brazil does it every fucking time with Japanese Empire! Rule number 2, Just pl- Kingdom of Greece: Ooo! Are you recording? Hi everyone! I am in the video now! Nationalist China: Shut the fuck up, Kingdom of Greece, get out! Kingdom of Greece: Awwww! You're so fucking mean! Brazil: Greece? Kingdom of Greece: No! I am not talking to you right now!

Episode: Dating Club (Season 1 Episode 11)

Yugoslavia: How many TikTok trends are there at the moment? Cuba: This is a hard question… Belgium: I don't know, there is soo many trends. Brazil: WHY THE FUCK IS YUGOSLAVIA ARE TEACHER! HE ISN'T EVEN A FUCKING ADULT! AND WHY ARE WE DOING TIKTOK! South Africa: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm… (let me think, let me think, let me think). 69? Yugoslavia: 69?! FUCKING 69?! THERE'S MORE THAN JUST FUCKING 69! WHO ARE YOU, A DUMB INSTAGRAM PERSON?! OR A FUCKING SCHOOL NERD WHO BARELY DOES ON SOCIAL MEDIA AT FUCKING ALL?! OUT!!! NOW!! South Africa: *laughs* Make me! Belgium: *whispers* South Africa, stop! South Africa: It has fucking nothing to do with you, Belgium.

Episode: How Many TikTok Trends? (Season 1 Episode 12)

Poland: Fuck yeah, time to whoop some dogs! Mexico: Okay! Police: Hello, you are arrested for whooping dogs!

Episode: Fucking Whooping Time! (Season 1 Episode 13)

Mexico: Bitch, we are wearing absolutely great outfits! Japanese Empire: Yeah! Episode: Party Time! (Season 1 Episode 14)

Mexico: GAME OVER… HAHAHA! Nationalist China: Brazil, wake the fuck up! Episode: Brazil The Lazy Bitch (Season 1 Episode 15)

Brazil: It's about fucking time! Let's go! Episode: It's About Fucking Time, Poland (Season 1 Episode 16)

Union of South Africa: You're coming with us now! Mexico: WHAT? NO! I WILL NOT COME IN THE FUCKING POLICE CAR!

Poland: Um… guys…? I kinda like the Third Reich…! Brazil: *slaps Poland's face* YOU LIKE WHAT?!  YOU SHOULD KNOW HE IS THE WORST! THE FUCKING WORST OF S. STREET!!! WHY?!?! Episode: Sweeping the Shits Away (Season 1 Episode 26)

Japanese Empire: WHAT? Brazil…! Pretend you didn't see that, okay? We are just… talking… haha! Brazil: Talking!?  YOU TWO WERE NOT TALKING, YOU WERE DATING!!! YOU BETRAYED ME YOU BITCH! I CAN NOT BELIEVE IT! WE HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR YEARS AND YOU DECIDED TO CHEAT ON ME?! *hits the Japanese Empire with a baseball bat* Japanese Empire: *screams*  GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME! I DON'T DESERVE TO BE TREATED LIKE THIS!!! SOMEBODY SAVE ME NOW!!! Yugoslavia: This is a good fight to watch, right the Union of South Africa? Union of South Africa: It sure is. We should sit all day and watch this movie. Japanese Empire: IT'S NOT A MOVIE! Episode: Japanese Empire's Secret (Season 2 Episode 1)

Manchuria: Oh, Thailand. We have been at the beach for 4 hours…! Now that everyone is gone, I can now tell you something. Thailand: What is it, love? Brazil: *records the video* *whispers* It's starting, the Japanese Empire… can't wait to send it to you! Manchuria: Can you be my-my girl-girlfriend?!?!

Episode: Manchuria's Caught in 8K! (Season 2 Episode 6)

Japanese Empire: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! Y-Yamete kudasai~

Episode::The Best Game! (Season 3 Episode 4)

UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Reception
Like all of its films, U Got 45'd: The Series was lambasted by every single human being on the planet. (we are not joking. More negative than The Crazy Ass Group Show.) Adults and Children over the age of seven have been completely disgusted by the sex scenes and swearing in the series that is made for children. Parents even tried to force Cartoon Network to take the show off the air and move it to Adult Swim.

It currently holds a 1.2/10 on IMDb, a 0% critic score and a 0% audience score on Rotten Tomatoes, and a 0 out of 100 on Metacritic. This makes it the worst Cartoon Network show, the worst Nickelodeon show, the worst Fantasy show, the worst Magical girl show, the worst Comedy show, and the worst show in history, hell even worse than The Awesome Guys!

However, despite all the panning, the show has been really successful. The show became a massive hit among kids, as it performed beyond all expectations. The series has garnered record ratings among kids, with it currently being one of the most popular shows on Cartoon Network. Which has resulted in the show becoming adored by them, causing people to call this show "the next Teen Titans Go!".

Trivia

 * The show was originally going to air on Adult Swim, but instead, it aired on Cartoon Network.
 * The Japanese Empire's name is sometimes named "Empire of Japan", as seen in a few episodes.
 * Mexico and Cuba are revealed to be sisters as seen in the episode, Sister Funtime!. Mexico is an older sister to Cuba while Cuba is the younger sister.
 * The show is fortunately banned in Germany, Poland, and Finland for various reasons.
 * For Germany, the show had the Third Reich in it and it has a flag that is banned there.
 * For Poland, the show had various scenes of Poland getting abused by his friends and even the Third Reich abused him.
 * For Finland, it portrayed the country in an extremely negative way.