Pokey Minch and Black Mamba P3's Stupid Show

Pokey Minch and Black Mamba P3's Stupid Show is a spinoff of The Crazy-Ass Group Show: The Series, Television Presentation.

Summary
In present-day Las Vegas, Nevada, Pokey Minch and Black Mamba P3 have their own daughter, named Panya V as they take care of her and drop her off at Horn-I school. Meanwhile, they perform perverted acts with their friends during their free time.

Why It's Very Stupid
UNDER CONSTRUCTION
 * 1) To start off, the idea of making a spin-off dedicated to Pokey Minch and Black Mamba P3 is awful in general, considering that the two characters were not well received.
 * 2) Most of the characters are still unlikable or in some cases, got worse as they haven't improved from the main show or the movie.
 * 3) *Black Mamba P3 is now a pervert who has an obsession with looking at fetish art on DeviantArt and other websites (mostly blueberry inflation fetishes) and she would threaten to murder people who hate fetish art.
 * 4) *Pokey Minch became a "fuckboy" that wants to touch any ladies' private areas, wants to sleep around with the perverted characters (especially The Black Mamba Dancers) and has a disturbing addiction to pornography.
 * 5) *Their daughter, Panya V, is no better, as she is an psycho and snitch with no personality.
 * 6) *Meryl Hinton is now a psycho who forces Ness to ditch Alisa in favor of her. She is also a pervert who is obsessed with people touching her private parts and twerking.
 * 7) *Fan became a jerk to Matilda (from Angry Birds) and always tries to kill her to get her egg, and is also Meryl's boyfriend, for some reason. He is also a psycho pervert.
 * 8) *Sonni the Moron is not better than her parents Meryl and Fan. She is a psycho who would send death threats to Matilda and Alisa online.
 * 9) *Ankha (from Animal Crossing) became a porn star who is very sexualized and would ask people to make more Rule 34 art out of her, have sex with her, or in some extremely rare cases, get raped by her, probably to pander towards her horny fans and as a reference to the infamous Ankha Zone meme.
 * 10) *Felix the нет (Not Felix the Cat) is only in this show for filler, as he just stands there doing nothing at all. Not only that, but he would also scare the living crap out of others just for Pete's sake. It's Not helping that the game over screen he originated from was already creepy enough.
 * 11) *Roko (ZinZoa) is just a stripper who would send people pictures of her nudes.
 * 12) *Xavier Riddle, while likable, became a punching bag towards Panya and her classmates.
 * 13) *The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles became more perverted than they originally were in the main show.
 * 14) **Leonardo is now more of a pervert who masturbates all the time.
 * 15) **Raphael is even obsessed with looking at women's breasts. He also has constant fights with people (mostly Bloo) over such.
 * 16) **Donatello is now a creepy weirdo who obsesses with young adult girls to the point of stalking them.
 * 17) **Michelangelo is now a DaddyOFive wannabe who abuses children nonstop, he is also a pervert who is obsessed with looking at porn on the internet.
 * 18) *April O'Neil is now even more bland and boring than before. She is also the show's main target for breast jokes (due to her design being based on her 1987 appearance), as well as a punching bag.
 * 19) *Baseball became a pervert who can't stop showing his penis to others around him, which is very disgusting. He even has a superhero alter-ego called "PenisMan".
 * 20) *Honoka (from Dead or Alive) became a pervert who would flash her private parts in public. She is also obsessed with having sex with Baseball.
 * 21) *Their daughter, Nilla, is just as gross as her parents. She is obsessed with Chickens and would fan girl over them.
 * 22) *Travis Fields (from Oddity) became an idiot who is obsessed with making porn graffiti, as well as having a bad habit of looking at Rule 34 on the internet, At least his graffiti is well done.
 * 23) *Bay Kennish (from Switched at Birth) became a whiny brat who is obsessed with Travis Fields' inappropriate graffiti and would defend him every time he is called out. Like Travis, at Least her Graffiti is well done despite being inappropriate.
 * 24) *Pablo, who is the son of Travis and Bay Kennish, is just like his parents. He would vandalize places with graffiti, and would get off scot-free. Exactly like his parents, his graffiti is nicely done once again.
 * 25) *Clawdeen Wolf became a moronic loon, as well as a perverted psycho who is mostly obsessed with New York Street fashion, Taking pictures on Snapchat and makeup, as well as making cringe Instagram jokes. She is also obsessed with having sex on a daily basis.
 * 26) *Anastasia (aka Anya) from the 1997 movie of the same name became Sociopathic, egotistical, and a rude psychopath who cares about literally nothing but herself and her friends, not only that, but she is also now a prankster who likes to trick multiple people, but it's not funny. She is also Meryl's best friend and would defend her every time she is called out.
 * 27) *Mayor Garth (from Alva's World) is now a braindead jackass who acts like a manchild.
 * 28) *Brak (from Space Ghost to Coast), despite still being likable, is the show's punching bag, just because he is against sexual harassment.
 * 29) *Macy Macaron somehow gained a furry fetish, as she is now addicted to watching furry porn on the internet all the time to the point of forcing any furry to have sex with another, like in filler scenes where she asks The San Antonio Spurs Coyote to have sex with her.
 * 30) *Speaking of The San Antonio Spurs Coyote, he became a fanboy stereotype, as well as a pervert who would ask women to do sexual activities with him.
 * 31) *Shang Tsung became a sexist womanizer who wants to seduce all the ladies and steal their soles (as in feet) instead of their souls, meaning he has a severe foot fetish.
 * 32) *Bāozi (from Diives) is mostly portrayed as an idiot who brags about the size of her breasts.
 * 33) *Daphne Vasquez (from Switched at Birth), while not as perverted as Bay, became a jerk towards everyone, as well as a profane girl who swears all the time. Not only that, but she also became a moron who would snitch on others just for the sake of it. She also became a punching bag towards Microphone (from Inanimate Insanity).
 * 34) *Nickel became a pervert who would masturbate all the time, and would watch porn on the internet most of the time. He would also defend Baseball everytime he is called out.
 * 35) *Kyon, who is the son of Nickel and Daphne Vasquez, is just like his parents.
 * 36) *Cherri Bomb is a vandal, as well as a woman-child who would vandalize places for no reason at all, as well as taking products that aren't hers.
 * 37) *Yin-Yang is also a vandal as well, he would vandalize places with inappropriate nature just for the nature of it, he would also defend Cherri Bomb.
 * 38) *Vandalauria, who is the daughter of Cherri Bomb and Yin-Yang, acts exactly like her parents, as she would vandalize places just for the sake of it.
 * 39) *Naked Kat Girl is just a pervert with no personality who has sex with others, as well as attending strip parties. She is also literally nothing but a humanoid female version of Mr. Kat.
 * 40) *Yelan is now a porn star who wants people to sexualize her, make Rule 34 art out of her and have sex with her so she can upload it to PornHub to the point of wanting to be tickled in the breasts, armpits, butt and hips in "YelanHub".
 * 41) *Tiger Lily Cookie (from Cookie Run) became an idiotic bitch who would brag about the size of her butt and legs. She also became a toxic Nicki Minaj stan.
 * 42) *Fallon Carrington (from Dynasty) now destroys people's belongings purposefully just for malice.
 * 43) *Claus (from Mother 3) is now a pervert who would watch porn on the dark web and would force people to do sexual activities with him.
 * 44) *Isi Dawndancer (from Monster High) became obsessed with "2 Girls One Cup". She would also defend Claus whenever he is called out.
 * 45) *The characters from Sausage Party have their original personalities, but they are only in this show for filler.
 * 46) *Aristotle (from 10+2) now has become a Harvey Weinstein wannabe who lures women to his schoolhouse.
 * 47) *Mappy (from the game series of the same name), despite also being likable, as he is a police officer who is against sexual harassment and would arrest anyone who does sexual activities, is another punching bag, just because he is also against sexual harassment.
 * 48) *Katya, who is the robot daughter built by Ness and Alisa, is just a stupid robot who does nothing but make random jokes who mostly consist of Stan Twitter jokes, even Ness and Alisa don't like her and regretted making her. Also, she only appeared in 2 episodes (as of now).
 * 49) *Lightbulb (from Inanimate Insanity) became a pervert who would put random things in her vagina, and would force people to have sex with her. She would also electrocute people in some cases.
 * 50) *Arsenic (from Atom Town) now tortures people for refusing to have oral sex.
 * 51) *The characters from P-Valley are only in this show for filler.
 * 52) *Sexbrush is also a whore with no personality, other than to have sex with others, and attends strip parties. She is also nothing more than a humanoid female version of Paintbrush. She is also obsessed with Vore.
 * 53) *Luc-Ass is just a whore with no personality who likes to show her butt in front of people. She is also just a sexualized Female version of Lucas.
 * 54) *Whorebble is just another whore, as well as a moron who mostly brags about the size of her big, "Bubble shaped" breasts. She is also obsessed with "Pussycake" and Breastmilk. Not to mention that her screaming and crying can get on your nerves to the point where it makes the other characters ears bleed. In fact, she is literally just a sexualized humanoid version of Bubble from BFDI.
 * 55) *Suitcase, while tolerable, became a punching bag towards Baseball, Nickel, and especially Stapy as she always get sexually harassed.
 * 56) *Foldy, while also tolerable, also became a punching bag, as she gets sexually harassed a lot as well, especially towards Stapy.
 * 57) *Speaking of Stapy, he is now a pervert who would masturbate to Foldy and Suitcase porn. He can also act like an extreme psycho at times.
 * 58) *Sundyz is now obsessed with Cakefarts.
 * 59) *Queen Althea (from Msfhwraith) became a pervert who is obsessed with looking at butt inflation fetishes. She would also call Basketball "Hot and Sexy" every time she looks at her butt.
 * 60) There are way too many moments that are either inappropriate, disturbing, graphic, or just serve no purpose to the plot whatsoever other than to pad out the runtime.
 * 61) *Panya V masturbating to "2 Boys One Penis" (an episode from the original show) on the school computer when she is supposed to get on Starfall in "Naked School Day".
 * 62) *Heketa blowing up the Robb Elementary School because Racist Mario told her to in "Naked School Day".
 * 63) *The running gag of Baseball saying "It's Penis Time!" in well, "Penis Time!".
 * 64) *Panya showing a pornographic video that she made of Lagoona Blue to the entire clubhouse and mansion on the big screen TV in "LagoonaHub".
 * 65) *There is an entire episode dedicated to the Ankha Zone meme, yes really. It's called "Camel by Camel!".
 * 66) *Felix the нет peeing on a garbage bin in "Who is Felix the нет?".
 * 67) *Meryl Hinton cutting off her vagina and mailing it to Alisa Bosconovitch in a ziplock bag in "Alisa Sucks!".
 * 68) *Lucas (Mother 3) having sex with Paintbrush in "Lucas The Whore".
 * 69) *Baseball showing his penis to a worker at Supermac's in "Baseball at Supermac's".
 * 70) *Baseball and Peness' penises spinning a la Meatspin in "Meatspin Time!".
 * 71) *The running gag of Li'l Miss Marshmallow calling Nicole Watterson a "MILF" in "Sexy Cat MILF".
 * 72) *Positions P4 tickling Felicia's breasts, butt, feet, and armpits with a tickle machine, complete with Donovan Baine, Clawdeen Wolf, Baseball, and Bay Kennish watching it in the background as they masturbate to it in "Positions P4 vs. Felicia".
 * 73) **To make it worse, this scene lasts for 12 minutes straight, which takes over nearly 49% of the episode's runtime.
 * 74) *Meryl Hinton and Daphne Vasquez calling Ness a "Penis covered in cum" in "Daphne's Shit Hunt".
 * 75) *Bāozi flashing her breasts in front of Rocket in "Daphne's Shit Hunt".
 * 76) *Fan throwing dildos at Ness also in "Daphne's Shit Hunt".
 * 77) *Bāozi throwing a temper tantrum all because she couldn't have a threesome with Ankha and Maple in "Chuck E. Bāozi's".
 * 78) *Bay Kennish and Daphne Vasquez having sex in "Switched During Sex".
 * 79) *Naked Kat Girl having a naked orgy in "Naked Kat Girl's Orgy".
 * 80) *Pokey Minch pushing other people's chairs for the "shit's sake" by "fucking" them in "Fuck My Chair".
 * 81) *Black Mamba P3 doing a lap dance to Buttons P3 and Cherry Blossom Cookie and forcing Buttons P3 to dress up as a Playboy Bunny and Cherry Blossom Cookie as a French maid also in "Fuck My Chair".
 * 82) *Toon Link discovering Roblox porn because of Black Mamba P3 in "The Erotic Web Prank with Toon Link".
 * 83) *Four (from BFB) using his penis (which is quite literally a blue tentacle) to grab a chocolate bar in "A Handy Penis".
 * 84) *Sonni showing a video of her throwing trash bags in front of the public in "How Big is Sonni's trash bags?".
 * 85) *Lightbulb (from Inanimate Insanity) putting various things on her vagina in "Electric Pussy".
 * 86) *Arsenic (from Atom Town) torturing innocent people with coal in "Charcoal Penis".
 * 87) *Test Tube trying an experiment on Fan by making him wear a Maid dress with bell cat ears in "Fan-Service".
 * 88) *Pokey Minch having a Threesome with Naked Kat Girl and Sexbrush in "2 Whores and a Threesome", hence the episode's title.
 * 89) *Pokey Minch, Black Mamba P3, Baseball, Nickel, Fan, and Meryl Hinton sexually harassing Foldy and Suitcase in "Folding Cases".
 * 90) *Naked Kat Girl, SexBrush, Luc-Ass, and Whorebble having a Fivesome with Pokey Minch in "4 Whores and an Orgy".
 * 91) *Pokey Minch opening up a maid café with the 4 Whores (Naked Kat Girl, SexBrush, Luc-Ass, and Whorebble) as his maids and seducers in "Pokey's Maid Cafe".
 * 92) *Luc-Ass and Queen Althea taking pictures of Basketball (from BFB)'s butt in "BasketButt".
 * 93) *Naked Kat Girl, SexBrush, Luc-Ass, Whorebble, Fuckore, Gentiafy, Te Amkae, Fuckrak, Liysteria, Vaginple, BdsGum, Fuckcase, Twat-Ang, and Feetima having an huge orgy in "More Whores Coming Up!".
 * 94) Overuse of Japanese, American, Korean, and Canadian stereotypes.
 * 95) This series contains an unneeded amount of sex, gore, and pornography, as most (if not all of the episodes) contain these.
 * 96) This show contains many plot holes that make no sense whatsoever, yeah, there were so many plot holes in the original show already, but in this spin-off, there are even more Plot Holes:
 * 97) *In "Daphne's Shit Hunt", how can Daphne Vasquez hear Ness and whisper to Meryl if she's supposed to be deaf? Even her voice actor, Katie Leclerc, noticed this. Thankfully, starting from the premiere of Season 2, they are adding American Sign Language and closed captions.
 * 98) There is a large number of bad to mediocre episodes, such as:
 * 99) *Naked School Day (which started the series on a bad note)
 * 100) *Baseball vs. Miami
 * 101) *Clawdeen and Allen's Shitty Day
 * 102) *Tickled Ass Day
 * 103) *Penis Time!
 * 104) *Math Graffiti Porn
 * 105) *Nude Brush Day
 * 106) *LagoonaHub
 * 107) *Sine Fornication
 * 108) *Sewage Ocean
 * 109) *Hugs Can Actually Kill You (which disrespected Christina Grimmie's death)
 * 110) *Super Crown Day
 * 111) *Hoopoe Fantasy
 * 112) *Ahegao2Dublin
 * 113) *Camel By Camel!
 * 114) *Fucking Up Ghouls
 * 115) *Mallorca Drug Party
 * 116) *The Graffiti Mystery
 * 117) *Fire Cat Boobs
 * 118) *Bay Kennish at Del Taco
 * 119) *Slip Arousal
 * 120) *Who is Felix the нет?
 * 121) *Roasted Boner
 * 122) *Breast War
 * 123) *Alisa Sucks!
 * 124) *Lucas The Whore
 * 125) *Booze 'n Semen
 * 126) *Grouse Abuse
 * 127) *Titty Flood
 * 128) *Baseball at Supermac's
 * 129) *Meatspin Time!
 * 130) *Dick Vacuum (which got this spinoff banned in Indonesia)
 * 131) *Erotic Ankha
 * 132) *Pokey Minch's Pussy Meat
 * 133) *#BannedFromDisneyWorld
 * 134) *Sexy Cat MILF
 * 135) *Sexual Harassment is Right! (one of the worst episodes)
 * 136) *Anal Tango
 * 137) *Baseball in Ballina
 * 138) *Genital Rain
 * 139) *Red Light Fools
 * 140) *Nude Ballpit
 * 141) *Fuck Off, Brak!
 * 142) *Maximum Vagina
 * 143) *Positions P4 vs. Felicia
 * 144) *Daphne's Shit Hunt
 * 145) *Creaming Naked!
 * 146) *Dildo Fight Day
 * 147) *Virtue Fellatio
 * 148) *Meryl's Cum House
 * 149) *YelanHub
 * 150) *Brak Dies
 * 151) *Cum Wieners
 * 152) *Riding Squidward Nose!
 * 153) *Heketa Goes to Dairy Queen
 * 154) *The Real Spin on Meat!
 * 155) *Maple Syrup on Mochi
 * 156) *Baseball's Penis Playground
 * 157) *The Cupcakke Stooges
 * 158) *Chuck E. Bāozi's
 * 159) *Dry Grind
 * 160) *My Medium Erotica
 * 161) *Switched During Sex
 * 162) *Brak Sucks!
 * 163) *Maple Syrup on Mochi 2 + Nutella
 * 164) *Positions P4's Suicide (a misleading episode)
 * 165) *Regional Ecchi
 * 166) *Riveted Cleavage
 * 167) *Ecstasy Threesome
 * 168) *Is The New Classmate Real?
 * 169) *PenisMan Saves Horn-I School!
 * 170) *Lyrebird Tarnation!
 * 171) *Seduced Cause
 * 172) *Penis Talk
 * 173) *Forest Adultery
 * 174) *Paintbrush the Pimp
 * 175) *Flare has a Naked Orgy!
 * 176) *Spicy Arousal
 * 177) *Nude Photos Time!
 * 178) *Anchovy Orgyfest
 * 179) *Nilla & Panya V's Coffee
 * 180) *Felix the нет vs. Felix the Cat
 * 181) *Hell's Blueberries
 * 182) *Naked Kat Girl's Orgy
 * 183) *Foursome in the Pool!
 * 184) *Fuck my Chair
 * 185) *Sonni's Convention
 * 186) *The Comeback of Cupcakke and Jiafei
 * 187) *This Porno Contains Nuts
 * 188) *The Erotic Web Prank with Toon Link
 * 189) *Baseball in Telepizza
 * 190) *The Penis Controller!
 * 191) *A Handy Penis
 * 192) *Ankha's Vinyl Suit
 * 193) *Learn to Spin Meat
 * 194) *Isi's Fellatio
 * 195) *Frozen Lake Orgyland (which disrespects the victims of the Solihull ice tragedy)
 * 196) *Tubgirl With a Cup
 * 197) *Sonni's Christmas
 * 198) *Sexually Psychotic Daphne
 * 199) *Mappy Dies
 * 200) *How Big is Sonni's Trash Bags?
 * 201) *How to Have Sex on Drugs
 * 202) *Brak Gets Served
 * 203) *Electric Pussy
 * 204) *The Return of Katya
 * 205) *Charcoal Penis
 * 206) *PenisMan Saves The Day!
 * 207) *Vandalauria's Spray Can Birthday Party
 * 208) *Fan-Service
 * 209) *Brak & Mappy's Consequence
 * 210) *Screaming Bitches (which disrespected Van Conner's death)
 * 211) *PenisMan and TittyWoof Beat the Evil Cops
 * 212) *Fucking up Whores
 * 213) *Clones in Heat
 * 214) *Folding Cases
 * 215) *4 Whores and an Orgy
 * 216) *Church Ecchi on a Open Blade (which disrespects Algecira church victims)
 * 217) *Pokey's Maid Cafe
 * 218) *The Meatspinner
 * 219) *The Sex Dance
 * 220) *Stapling Sex Folds
 * 221) *Hot New Whores
 * 222) *What is Kaylen's Gender?
 * 223) *Fan's Talking Penis
 * 224) *BasketButt
 * 225) *12 Whores and a Huge Shit Tub
 * 226) *Same Children, Brand New Personalities
 * 227) *Brak in Mud
 * 228) *More Whores Coming Up!

Redeeming Qualities
UNDER CONSTRUCTION
 * 1) There are a few characters who are still likable or improved from their original counterparts, such as Buttons P3, Odo, Claire Emmett, Ness' Mom, Tracy (EarthBound), Si'Ha Nova, The Traveler, Conker, Kid (Kid Cosmic), Lincoln Loud, Alice (Alice in Wonderland (1951)), Nahuel, Motor Mille, Princess Zelda, Pauline (Super Mario), Brak (despite being a punching bag), Madoka Kaname, Hydrogen (Atom Town), Phosphorus (Atom Town), Jeremy Throckmorton III (The Wee Littles), Tibor (Pikwik Pack), Oxygen (Atom Town), Carbon (Atom Town), Mappy, Buster Bunny, Shivani Paliwal, Nyamco (Mappy) etc.
 * 2) *This spin-off also introduces Ben Tennyson, Xavier Riddle (despite being a punching bag), Flare, Zhīma, Ann G. Lina (The Dancer of "Magic" from Just Dance 2023), Dòu (from Diives), Cherry Blossom Cookie (from Cookie Run), Solo (from Ballybraddan), Etoile (from Animal Crossing), Honey Swamp (from Monster High), and Kaylen who are likable.
 * 3) *Ms. Manuchehr, who is Panya's teacher, is also a likable original character, as she actually punishes Panya for her actions.
 * 4) The voice acting is amazing, as all of the voice actors reprised their roles as their characters from their home media, as well as the main show.
 * 5) *Brina Palencia, in particular, does a great job at voicing Panya V.
 * 6) It is the first spin-off of The Crazy-Ass Group Show: The Series, Television Presentation to have American Sign Language, as well as a deaf character (in this case, Daphne Vasquez).

Catchphrases
Black Mamba P3: Ah yes, I love blueberry fetishes, and other fetishes as well, I would masturbate all day long to them! Pokey Minch: Shut the fuck up, you shitty ass! April O'Neil: Damn it, Stop staring at my breasts! Baseball: It's penis time! Alva (Alva's World): Jesus... Bāozi: Daphne Vasquez: Fuck!! Tiger Lily Cookie: My booty and legs are so damn thick!! Naked Kat Girl: I love orgies and sex!! Sexbrush: I love Vore! Luc-Ass: Look at my Big fat Ass! Whorebble: I'll fuck and scream!
 * I have big ass boobies!!
 * It's time for big ass titties!!

Episodes
Panya V: *watches "2 Boys One Penis"* I love watching this video! Ness (on the video): Fuck Me Harder, Daddy! Lucas (on the video): *thrusts harder* Panya V: *erotically moans* Yes!!~ Ms. Manuchehr: *notices the video* Wait a second, aren't you supposed to be on Starfall? Panya V: Hell no. I prefer watching this!! Ms. Manuchehr: *gasps* Did you know that video is too inappropriate? Panya V: Um.... Sorry, I masturbate. Ms. Manuchehr: You what?! Panya V: Nothing! Ms. Manuchehr: You stated that you did something inappropriate! Panya V: Sorry I did nothing! I'm so sorry, just- Ms. Manuchehr: Nope. Go to the principal's office. Episode: Naked School Day (Season 1, Episode 1)

Pokey Minch: I'll shall force you to drink absinthe, goddamn it! Motor Mille: Nope, that'll mess up the brain. Claire Emmett: Mille's right. Odo: Absinthe causes hallucinations. Episode: Hoopoe Fantasy (Season 1)

Pokey Minch: Put some fucking lingerie on! Me and my girlfriend want to masturbate! Episode: Nude Brush Day (Season 1)

Leonardo: Your breasts are so fucking big and sexy, Flare~ Episode: Fire Cat Boobs (Season 1)

Black Mamba P3: Time to fuck the grouse! Odo: Oh god no. Claire Emmett: Please don't. Episode: Grouse Abuse (Season 1)

Peness: It's time to meatspin!

Ness: Eww! Why are you and my imposter's penises spinning?! Baseball: You're gonna like it~ Alisa Bosconovitch: Yuck! Episode: Meatspin Time! (Season 1)

Li'l Miss Marshmallow: Hey, you're a fucking cat Milf, Nicole~ Episode: Sexy Cat MILF (Season 1)

Daphne Vazquez: Didn't you forget about the shit that annoying little kid did? Meryl Hinton: Well, he's a piece of shit for refusing to reject Alisa… Daphne Vasquez: Hey! *whispers in Meryl's ear* Why can't you just come to Ness and say something to him?! Meryl Hinton: Okay! Holy shit, Ness! You look like a penis covered in cum! Baseball: Did someone say, "penis"??

Bāozi: It's time for big ass titties! *flashes her breasts in front of Rocket* Episode: Daphne's Shit Hunt (Season 1)

Maple (Raven Hellfire): You two didn't want to have an OnlyFans? Okay then... I will rape you! You just have to find out... Episode: Maple Syrup on Mochi (Season 1)

Peness: Let's learn the real spin on meat! Episode: The Real Spin on Meat! (Season 1)

Positions P4: I can't believe nobody likes tickle torture… Not even my friends, And if no one likes it, then why??? I just want everyone to get tickled! *cries* Well, guess I might drive to Oklahoma and hang myself… I want to end my life… Episode: Positions P4's Suicide (Season 1)

Pokey Minch: Who wants some sexy nude photos? Baseball: I do!! I want penis pictures! Episode: Nude Photos Time! (Season 2, Episode 1)

Pokey Minch: Let's fuck the chair! Freyja (Just Dance 2023): No, please don't do that, there are kids here. Pokey Minch: Oh, shut up! *pushes chair* Episode: Fuck my Chair (Season 2)

Peness: Do any of you want to know how to spin meat? Nickel: Yes! I want to make my dick spin! Meryl Hinton: I would've want to, but I'm a girl! Guess I would just have to watch…. Ness: What the fuck? That is disgusting! Lucas: Yeah! I can't even- *pukes* Ann G. Lina: That's disgusting! Cherry Blossom Cookie: I know! Episode: Learn to Spin Meat (Season 2)

Xìngyùn: Yes... Stick my vagina to a cup, while we have sex... Episode: Tubgirl With a Cup (Season 2)

Isi Dawndancer: You hate sexual harassment!? Then suck Bāozi's breasts you dumbass! Also, this is my revenge after my ass got banned from DisneyLand! Mappy: Please, stop! You were banned for a very good reason! You should have never showed that disgusting video to people at DisneyLand! Brak: Please, leave him alone! Pokey Minch: And what are you gonna do about it, douchebag? Black Mamba P3: You can't even help him because we tied you up! So watch it! Brak: Fuck off! I've already been tormented enough by being forced to see my best friend be treated like this by your horrible friends! Black Mamba P3: Tormented? Seems like a dumb excuse… even Funky Kong doesn't make lame excuses… Sofya Plotnikova: Stop! What are you doing is not good, We need to save Mappy and Brak from this shitty treatment that they are getting! Meryl Hinton: *knocks Sofya out* What about we can fuck Mappy and Brak! They are 2 motherfuckers who hate porn, so we need to fuck so they can suck Baseball's penis! Fan: Yeah! We also need them 2 to kill Alisa and Matilda by suffocating them by wrapping weighted blankets around those 2 hoes, and rape Ness! Episode: Mappy Dies (Season 2)

Baseball: Do you wanna see me and Peness' cocks spinning? Suitcase: No! I don't want to see them! Foldy: Me neither! We did nothing wrong! Baseball: You said you don't want to see them, okay then! *makes his Penis spin* Peness: Here's some help, Double B! *makes his penis spin* Suitcase: That's disgusting! You don't have to make your Penises spin just because we didn't want to see them! Foldy: Suitcase is right, that is disgusting! Brak: Stop harassing Foldy and Suitcase, they did nothing wrong. Also, you 2 are perverts. That is terrible. Mappy: Brak is right, now please leave Foldy and Suitcase alone! Episode: Folding Cases (Season 2)

SexBrush: Pokey, the king of porn is here, he made us 4 to join the party, so let's have an orgy! Naked Kat Girl: Fuck Yeah, we us should all have a Fivesome with our king Pokey! Whorebble: We can eat Pussycake and Drink Breast milk! I have my big-ass Bubble titties! Luc-Ass: We should have sex in the hot tub while we wait for our Pimp Pokey! Naked Kat Girl: I agree! Let's do that! Episode: 4 Whores and an Orgy (Season 2)

Stapy: Shut up and help me with the porno, you stupid pussy! Episode: Stapling Sex Folds (Season 3)

Luc-Ass: I want you to Twerk with me so badly! Basketball: What? No! Just because my shape is like that doesn't mean I can Twerk with you! Queen Althea: You're super hot, Basketball~ I love your big butt! Basketball: What did you just say about me? Quit talking about my butt! Queen Althea: Nope! *brings out her phone and takes pictures of Basketball's butt* Luc-Ass: I'm joining you! *brings out her iPhone 13 and takes Pictures of Basketball's butt* Basketball: Quit! That's disgusting! Stapy: You're So sexy! I'm going to fuck you! *spanks Basketball's butt* Brak: Hey! What you're doing to Basketball is not good! Pokey Minch: *knocks Brak out* Shut the fuck up! She's so damn sexy as hell! Episode: BasketButt (Season 3) UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Trivia

 * This is the first spin-off of The Crazy-Ass Group Show that is rated TV-MA, as opposed to the usual TV-14 rating.
 * As a result, it has been banned across multiple countries, usually in Muslim-majority countries.
 * This is the first show in The Crazy-Ass Group franchise to have American Sign Language.