The Santana Throckson Movie

The Santana Throckson Movie is an Irish-Japanese animated film based on various pieces of media that were based on what Santana Throckson is very interested in. The film is animated by Daily Madness Productions in Ireland and Cloud Hearts in Japan, with Shaft and Bones collaborating on the final battle with Indech.

Plot
While Santana Throckson is relaxing in her room in her home at Milltownpass in Ireland, she meets Cain von Silford (Chronicles of an Aristocrat Reborn in Another World) and Guy (Once) at her doorstep, and they decide to adventure across Ireland with Santana's beat-up station wagon (an off-brand second-generation Opel Vectra), gaining allies along the way. Near the end however, we find that the items collected throughout the journey are being used by Santana behind their back to summon Indech, King of the Fomorians (a Celtic race of demons), and if she succeeds in calling Indech, they must stop him from wreaking havoc across Ireland.

Why It Rocks

 * 1) It is a breath of fresh air from all the other films based on other users, considering this film received critical acclaim.
 * 2) Ireland is portrayed well in this film, including Santana's home village of Milltownpass and her dad's village of Tarmonbarry.
 * 3) The character designs are very faithful to the media.
 * 4) The twist of Santana being the main villain was shocking and well-executed due to her being possessed by Indech himself, but she does apologise at the end.

Bad Qualities

 * 1) This movie doesn't explain why Santana decided to summon Indech in the first place.

Dialogue from the film
We see Santana in her bedroom lying down as she hears knocks on the door. Santana Throckson: Who's knocking the door at this hour, I wonder? Santana opens the door. Cain von Silford: Hello, madam. The name's Cain. Cain von Silford. Santana Throckson: Nice to meet you. Cain von Silford: I just wanted to know if you wanted to adventure with me? Santana Throckson: Of course, just let me have a sip of tea and a biscuit or two, and then I'll be right with you. Cain von Silford: Okay. 5 minutes later... Santana Throckson: Alright! Ready to go? Cain von Silford: Woohoo! Scene: Santana's Morning

As Santana drives Cain around in a beat-up station wagon (resembling an Opel Vectra (2nd-gen)), they meet Guy (Once) and Pastry Mill Morteln. Guy (Once): Santana, good to see you! Santana Throckson: My pleasure, Guy. Pastry Mill Morteln: *holds a pack of Orange Diablo (which resembles Club Orange, a carbonated orange drink from Ireland)* Hey, Cain and Santana! How's life at home? Santana Throckson: It's good, I kept the house clean. My dad? He's at County Roscommon visiting the Guinness bar nearby his house. Cain von Silford: Oh, of course. Scene: Off To See the Others in Kinnegad.

Santana and the others arrive in Enfield, a town in County Meath in her station wagon. Pastry Mill Morteln: This town looks small. Santana Throckson: I know, but this is our stop before we see Koyomi in Dublin. Pastry Mill Morteln: Can Cain and I grab a Diet Orange Diablo and a biscuit? Santana Throckson: Sure. I'll just find a place to chill in this town. *pockets a demon gem* Cain and Pastry Mill enter a local corner shop. Scene: Relaxing in Enfield, County Meath

We see Santana and the others standing in front of a hotel. Santana Throckson: We're here. This is the hotel Koyomi said to come. Pastry Mill Morteln: Of course. Cain von Silford: Yep, This is my first time in Dublin. Scene: Arrival in Dublin

We see Koyomi Araragi (after the events of every entry in the Monogatari series) in a decrepit hotel room together with Hitagi Senjōgahara (who accompanied Araragi at her very own insistence) and Shinobu Ogino, who is peacefully munching down half a crate's worth of donuts in the background. Hitagi Senjōgahara: Say Araragi, what do you think will happen during our stay in Ireland? Koyomi Araragi: I don't know, perhaps a girl yelps for my help and then I have to deal with a monster that's supposed to represent her inner darkness with some surreal stuff thrown in here and there? Oh, and not to mention those red and black cards that are thrown in for some reason whenever my adventures are animated! Hitagi Senjōgahara: Maybe. It's how your stories work most of the time. All three hear knocks on their door. Shinobu Ogino: *while eating a donut* Now who could that be? Pastry Mill Morteln: Knock, knock. It's only me and Guy. Koyomi Araragi: Uh, yeah, of course, you can come inside our room! Shinobu's snacking down on a donut right now, by the way. Guy (Once): Hello, fellas. I was wondering about Santana. She's been collecting stuff lately. Hitagi Senjōgahara: And if what she's collecting might lead to some deep shit happening... Cue a few seconds of awkward silence. Koyomi Araragi: I'll have no choice but to help the girl out. I wanted to go to Ireland for a change of pace, but I guess it'll take some time... Helping girls out with their oddities isn't one of my favorite things to do for nothing, after all. Scene: Koyomi and Friends in Ireland

As the others leave the hotel in Dublin, they see a car outside. Carbon (Atom Town): Hello, everyone. How's it going? Santana Throckson: Hello, Carbon! You drive the others to Tulsk, and I'll drive Cain, Guy, and Pastry Mill there too. Carbon (Atom Town): I like those odds. Carbon drives the others in his MPV (an off-brand Toyota Prius C) to Tulsk. Iron (Atom Town): This is so fun. That's a pretty roomy vehicle you got there, Carbon! Carbon (Atom Town): Thank you, darling. Ray (Ray of Sunshine): Wow... County Westmeath has the views. Silicon (Atom Town): I know. Look, it's Niall Horan's hometown Mullingar! Mina (Drugstore in Another World): Hey, Dona! Wanna see me grab a pay a snack far away? Dona Direidi: Okay. Mina then reappears with snacks from a NISPA (an off-brand version of Spar) in Ballinalack. Dona Direidi: Wa wa wi wa, that is amazing! Noela (Drugstore in Another World): Woof! She did pay with euros, Dona. Scene: Driving to Tulsk, County Roscommon

The Elrics are relaxing on the hill near Bellanagare village. Edward Elric: Nice day isn't it, Al? Alphonse Elric: Hey, I see something! Edward Elric: What's that? Alphonse Elric: It's Santana! Santana Throckson: Hello guys. Alphonse Elric: Santana, I've heard all about you. Scene: The Elrics

We see Koyomi Araragi on his bike, preparing to chase Santana. Everyone else is also there. Koyomi Araragi: Santana! I know you're up to something! Santana Throckson: I'm sorry, I didn't know I had the items! Koyomi Araragi: I know you're not aware of these items, but we'll have to chase you for it-NOW! Everyone starts chasing Santana while she runs in a panic. Karlie Dell: Santana, calm down! Kristie Inglethorpe: Honestly, it's giving us exercise chasing after a person. Oxygen (Atom Town): I even dash so fast that I have no legs present in my body! Santana Throckson: Why am I being chased? Noela (Drugstore in Another World): It's because you have the items for a ritual. Dona Direidi: *pants* My legs are definitely doing us good. Nitrogen (Atom Town): Yeah, I can use my propellers as feet. Koyomi Araragi: Santana, if you slow down, we'll put the items for your ritual away. Santana Throckson: You know what? You're right. Amelia Rose: *puffed out* Wow. It gave us exercise... Dona Direidi: *puffed out* Yeah.. Santana resumes running, causing everyone to faint in exasperation. Everyone: Damn it! Carbon (Atom Town): *puffed out* Why did she do that-*faints* Scene: Chasing Santana

At night, we see Santana using the items as part of a Satanic ritual to summon Indech, as everybody watches from afar. Koyomi Araragi: Damn it! I told you there was something wrong with her! Claire Emmett: Indech is returning? Koyomi Araragi: He is returning and I'm not bluffing in the slightest! Ray (Ray of Sunshine): Oh, yeah... OH, GOD! Indech starts to appear and then possesses Santana's body. Indech: Fools, I shall possess this human's body! *evil laughs* Santana Throckson: What the hell- Indech takes control of both Santana's consciousness and subconsciousness, with her voice deepening as a result. Santana Throckson (possessed by Indech): Prepare to be sorry, you sadistic human FUCKS! Cain von Silford: Don't worry Santana, we'll get Indech out of your body as soon as possible. Mick Throckson: I feel disheartened that my daughter suddenly has these items and they possess her. Licorice Mill Hubarek: Santana, you're going to be just fi- Santana Throckson (possessed by Indech): SILENCE YOU FOOLS, BOW DOWN BEFORE ME!! Cue the music. Sulfur (Atom Town): Oh, is this how it's playing out, demon? Attack Indech now guys! Dona Direidi: Of course! Nanaera: Take that, demon! *throws a stone at Santana* Karlie Dell: Bring Santana back, you mythological fucker! Santana Throckson (possessed by Indech): ENOUGH! I'LL TAKE OVER COUNTY WESTMEATH, AND THEN ALL THE OTHER COUNTIES NATIONALLY! Kristie Inglethorpe: No, you won't Indech. Umika Konohoshi: What's happening? Ellie Thorsby: Indech has possessed Santana with a power of the crystals. Yū Akeuchi: I hope these alien powers will do the demon well. Edward Elric: Everyone, get Indech out of Santana's body, right away! Claire Emmett: Of course! Kaeli Gibson: TAKE THAT, YOU SON OF A B-*gets flung back by Indech* Santana Throckson (possessed by Indech): OH, THAT'S IT! YOU'LL FEEL MY WRATH!! Scene: Summoning Indech

We see Indech (who now takes the form of a well-dressed man) and everyone in Strokestown Castle preparing for battle. Indech: Well, well, well. This human I possessed has prepared a battle between me and everyone. Santana Throckson: Indech, you pissed us off for the last time.. Matataki Raimon (Hoshikuzu Telepath): Yeah. I made a weapon! Did you make yours, Carbon? Carbon (Atom Town): All prepared, Matataki. *pulls out a diamond knife, because diamonds are composed entirely of carbon* Oxygen (Atom Town): Say your prayers, demon fucker. Indech: Oh, please. Your words are weak-Ow. Karlie Dell: Can the villain talk, We'll take you down. Cue the battle. Kaeli Gibson: Let's fucking do it! *slashes Indech's wings* Kristie Inglethorpe: *launches a RPG on Indech's horns* That was a good shot! Cain von Silford: Ready, Pastry? Pastry Mill Morteln: You got it! Cain and Pastry Mill slash Indech's claws with their swords. Lead (Atom Town): Oh yes. *uses a lead-filled scythe* Noa Alalaat: Eye sword, go! Noa's eye sword stabs Indech in a heart. Indech: You stabbed me...FOOLS!!! I'LL DESTROY STROKESTOWN CASTLE NOW! Scene: Indech Causes Havoc in Strokestown

Santana Throckson: *weakly but tearfully* I'm so sorry about the ritual... I got possessed and stuff. I hope you'll forgive me. Koyomi Araragi: We all forgive you, Santana. I hope Indech doesn't possess your own body again. I'm afraid you'll have to bear some responsibility for what just happened, though, and deal with those who'd never forgive you, including certain members of the audience. Cain von Silford: *hugs Santana* You're among the best of friends I know, Santana. Here, have this. *hands Santana a bottle of Diet Orange Diablo* Santana Throckson: *weakly* Thank you.. Santana drinks the Diet Orange Diablo and recovers in an instant. Ray (Ray of Sunshine): Are you better, Santana? Santana Throckson: I'm much better now. Luciana (The Villainess’s Guide to (Not) Falling in Love): How about we celebrate in Westport marina? Cain von Silford: Good idea, your villainess. You're a better villainess than Indech himself. Scene: Santana Apologises

As the gang celebrates the defeat of Indech in a marina in Westport, County Mayo, Carbon brings in the snacks! Carbon (Atom Town): We did it, everyone! We defeated Indech, and to celebrate, I brought in Diet Orange Diablo, biscuits, fruit, and Mint Rush to snack! '''Magnesium (Atom Town): You said that right! *laughs a la Seth Rogen* Luke (The Amazing Village Creator): Yeah, I put houses around Indech's lair so he doesn't leave again. Scene: Indech's Defeat Party!

The cave glows in Sembutsu Limestone Cave, a figure emerges out. Figure: Fukouka, prepare to be doomed. Scene: Something Spooky Emerging in Fukuoka (post credits scene)

Cut to Koyomi, Hitagi, and Shinobu in the hotel room. Hitagi Senjōgahara: Say Araragi, what do you think will happen during our stay in Ireland? Koyomi Araragi: I don't know, perhaps a girl yelps for my help and then I have to deal with- Koyomi's phone (an off-brand Sony Xperia 5 IV) starts ringing, and he promptly picks it up. Koyomi Araragi: Hello? Yes? No time to talk, Tsukihi! I'm in the middle of filming a goddamn movie, understood? *hangs up* Hitagi Senjōgahara: If only your sister didn't call while we were busy... Shinobu Ogino: *briefly stops eating the donut on hand* Can we do this again, sir? Cut to the Elrics sitting on the hills. Edward Elric: Nice day, isn't it- Oxygen (Atom Town) shows up from out of nowhere. Oxygen (Atom Town): Nice day for something? Alphonse Elric: Oh my-*bursts out laughing* Oxygen (Atom Town): Oh, right-*starts laughing* Edward Elric: Do it again, director! Cut to the summoning scene. Indech: Fools, I'm going to... Cue the crickets chirping. Santana Throckson: What were you gonna do again? Indech: Oh, no! My lines! Koyomi Araragi: Change of plan, everyone! We're gonna kick and diss him while he's down! *prepares to throw a pair of scissors borrowed from Senjōgahara at Indech* Indech: NOOOO!!!!! Scene: Lights, Camera, Bloopers!

English

 * 1) Niamh Bennett as Santana Throckson
 * 2) Trina Nishimura as Cain von Silford and Noa Alalaat (Noble Reincarnation ~Born Blessed, So I’ll Obtain Ultimate Power~)
 * 3) Glen Hansard as Guy (Once)
 * 4) Vic Mignogna as Edward Elric
 * 5) Aaron Dismuke as Alphonse Elric
 * 6) Jac Ree Jones as Pastry Mill Morteln
 * 7) Grainne Bleasdale as Phosphorus (Atom Town)
 * 8) Erik Scott Kimerer as Koyomi Araragi
 * 9) Erica Mendez as Hitagi Senjōgahara
 * 10) Cristina Valenzuela as Shinobu Ogino and Luciana (The Villainess’s Guide to (Not) Falling in Love)
 * 11) Evan Oglesby as Ray (Ray of Sunshine)
 * 12) Clara Murray as Herself
 * 13) Claire Emmett as Herself
 * 14) Karlie Dell as Herself
 * 15) Kristie Inglethorpe as Herself
 * 16) Ellie Thorsby as Herself
 * 17) Anna Knight as Herself
 * 18) Jo Tarr as Herself
 * 19) Kaeli Gibson as Herself
 * 20) Hollie Petchey as Herself
 * 21) Erin Gwilym as Licorice Mill Hubarek
 * 22) Lucia Field as Lucia Wiggle
 * 23) Ryan Colt Levy as Denji and Arsenic (Atom Town)
 * 24) Ronan Keating as Mick Throckson (Santana's dad)
 * 25) Alexis Tipton as Amelia Rose
 * 26) Brendan Gleeson as Indech
 * 27) Lleucu Owain as Loli (Deian a Loli, 3rd generation)
 * 28) Jacob Tremblay as Lead (Atom Town)
 * 29) Paul Tylak as Sulfur (Atom Town)
 * 30) Niall Horan as Eli (Ray of Sunshine)
 * 31) Alieen Mytheen as Aluminium (Atom Town)
 * 32) Laura Bailey as Petra Mill Hubarek
 * 33) Emma O'Driscoll (of the girl group Six) as Eve Callusleader
 * 34) Florrie Wilkinson as Hydrogen (Atom Town)
 * 35) Elain Llwyd as Dona Direidi
 * 36) Emi Lo as Elisa Griffith (The Iceblade Sorcerer Shall Rule the World)
 * 37) Hannah Minett as Herself and Umika Konohoshi (Hoshikuzu Telepath)
 * 38) Lily Portman as Yū Akeuchi (Hoshikuzu Telepath)
 * 39) Chris O'Dowd as Carbon (Atom Town)
 * 40) Frankie Bridge (of the girl group The Saturdays) as Iron (Atom Town)
 * 41) Vanessa White (of the girl group The Saturdays) as Silicon (Atom Town)
 * 42) Seth Rogen as Magnesium (Atom Town)
 * 43) Emma Tate as Rosell Kischa (As a Reincarnated Aristocrat, I'll Use My Appraisal Skill to Rise in the World)
 * 44) Brina Palencia as Nanaera (The Great Cleric), Haruno Takaragi (Hoshikuzu Telepath) & Noela (Drugstore in Another World)
 * 45) Maura Foley as Amy (Ray of Sunshine)
 * 46) Katelyn Barr as Ria (Farming Life in Another World)
 * 47) Clifford Chapin as Allen Crawford (I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness)
 * 48) Don Conroy as Mr. Ryan (Ray of Sunshine)
 * 49) Una Healy (of the girl group The Saturdays) as Aoife Throckson (Santana's little sister)
 * 50) Natalie Rial as Mina (Drugstore in Another World)
 * 51) Lowri Walton as Loti Borloti
 * 52) Bibi Lenhoff as Rakel Colt
 * 53) Sarah Rhodin as Mira
 * 54) Kira Buckland as Matataki Raimon (Hoshikuzu Telepath), Luke (The Amazing Village Creator: Slow Living with the Village Building Cheat Skill), and Pride (The Most Heretical Last Boss Queen)
 * 55) Macy Anne Johnson as Rebecca Bradley (The Iceblade Sorcerer Shall Rule the World) and Eddie Radcliffe (The 6-Year-Old Sage Wants to Hide in the Shadows)
 * 56) Theo Crabb-LaHei as Tory (I Got Reincarnated as a Son of Innkeepers!)

Japanese

 * 1) Kana Hanazawa as Santana Throckson
 * 2) Minori Suzuki as Aoife Throckson
 * 3) Yoshino Nanjō as Cain von Silford
 * 4) Daisuke Hirakawa as Guy (Once)
 * 5) Romi Park as Edward Elric and Arsenic (Atom Town)
 * 6) Miyu Irino as Alphonse Elric and Sulfur (Atom Town)
 * 7) Ayumu Murase as Pastry Mill Morteln
 * 8) Yūko Sanpei as Phosphorus (Atom Town)
 * 9) Hiroshi Kamiya as Koyomi Araragi
 * 10) Chiwa Saitō as Hitagi Senjōgahara
 * 11) Maaya Sakamoto as Shinobu Ogino
 * 12) Junko Minagawa as Ray (Ray of Sunshine)
 * 13) Shizuka Itō as Clara Murray
 * 14) Yū Kobayashi as Claire Emmett
 * 15) M.A.O. as Karlie Dell
 * 16) Rina Satō as Kristie Inglethorpe
 * 17) Shiho Kawaragi as Ellie Thorsby
 * 18) Mamiko Noto as Anna Knight
 * 19) Sanae Kobayashi as Jo Tarr
 * 20) Hitomi Nabatame as Kaeli Gibson
 * 21) Kaede Hondo as Licorice Mill Hubarek
 * 22) Minami Hishida as Lucia Wiggle
 * 23) Kikunosuke Tōya as Denji
 * 24) Yūji Ueda as Mick Throckson (Santana's dad)
 * 25) Iori Saeki as Amelia Rose
 * 26) Kōsuke Toriumi as Indech
 * 27) Aoi Yūki as Loli (Deian a Loli, 3rd generation)
 * 28) Nobuhiko Okamoto as Lead (Atom Town)
 * 29) Izumi Kitta as Eli (Ray of Sunshine)
 * 30) Ryōko Shiraishi as Aluminium (Atom Town)
 * 31) Kaya Okuno as Petra Mill Hubarek
 * 32) Marika Kōno as Eve Callusleader
 * 33) Hiro Shimono as Hydrogen (Atom Town)
 * 34) Saori Hayami as Dona Direidi
 * 35) Nana Harumura as Elisa Griffith (The Iceblade Sorcerer Shall Rule the World)
 * 36) Rina Hidaka as Hannah Minett
 * 37) Yurie Funato as Umika Konohoshi (Hoshikuzu Telepath)
 * 38) Seria Fukagawa as Yū Akeuchi (Hoshikuzu Telepath)
 * 39) Sōma Saitō as Carbon (Atom Town)
 * 40) Mariya Ise as Iron (Atom Town)
 * 41) Atsumi Tanezaki as Silicon (Atom Town)
 * 42) Satoshi Hino as Magnesium (Atom Town)
 * 43) Miho Okasaki as Rosell Kischa (As a Reincarnated Aristocrat, I'll Use My Appraisal Skill to Rise in the World)
 * 44) Hina Tachibana as Nanaera (The Great Cleric)
 * 45) Chifuyu as Amy (Ray of Sunshine)
 * 46) Lynn as Ria (Farming Life in Another World)
 * 47) Tomokazu Sugita as Allen Crawford (I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness)
 * 48) Rikiya Koyama as Mr. Ryan (Ray of Sunshine)
 * 49) Akane Kumada as Mina (Drugstore in Another World)
 * 50) Haruko Momoi as Loti Borloti
 * 51) Asami Sanada as Rakel Colt
 * 52) Kana Ueda as Mira
 * 53) Shiki Aoki as Matataki Raimon (Hoshikuzu Telepath)

Soundtrack

 * 1) As the World Caves In - Matt Maltese (plays in Santana's car stereo)
 * 2) Sutekimeppou - Satoru Kosaki (plays when Araragi and Senjōgahara talk in the hotel room)
 * 3) Ready to Die - Andrew W.K. (plays during the battle with Indech)
 * 4) All Over Now - The Cranberries (plays during the credits)