Yoshi's Adventure

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Yoshi's Adventure is a 3D platform game developed by Brazilian game developer Phantasy Software and released in 2004 as a GameCube exclusive.

Why it's not an Adventure

 * 1) The graphics are abysmal, looking like an early 32X or a SNES SuperFX game. The worst part is that the game was released on the GameCube, which was able to do graphics MUCH better than this.
 * 2) The plot is awful, where all Yoshis vanished from Yoshi's Island, but only Green Yoshi rested. Then Yoshi discovers that Bowser wants to KILL THE YOSHIS, WICH IS INNAPROPIATE FOR AN E-RATED GAME!
 * 3) The Havok engine was not compatible with the GameCube and the JGE Engine, so they had to convert Havok's engine code to Japaleno++ (the programming language used by JGE), but the tool used was unfinished and untested, that the result was extremely glitchy, inaccurate and cheesy physics.
 * 4) The controls are bad due to the poorly-implemented physics. Yoshi's flutter jump makes Yoshi fly like crazy if you press the B button while Yoshi is Flutter Jumping. But that's not the only problem with the physics. They are way worse than Sonic '06.
 * 5) The soundtrack is entirely reused from Yoshi's Story and Yoshi's Island (SNES), which is lazy.

The ONLY Redeeming Quality

 * 1) The voice acting is great.

Trivia

 * This is the only game Phantasy Software ever developed, because they ran out of business and went defunct in 2006, due to being sued by Nintendo and got bankrupt, due to the awful quality of the game and terrible reviews by critics and players.
 * The reason the game was so bad, is that Phantasy Software had terrible work conditions. The studio was located at a dirty and poor recording studio and the developers were homeless. Also, the devs had little to no experience in developing games.
 * Nowadays, finding a copy of the game is extremely difficult due to the game only selling 20.000 copies.
 * All the staff of the now defunct Phantasy Software are dead due to all of them committing suicide.
 * Don't go at Nintendo say about that game! It's unknown what happens if anybody does it, but people believe it will be really bad.