User:Typh00nCycl0ned/sandbox/KAGEVISTA's Big Movie

KAGEVISTA's Big Movie is a 2025 animated musical crossover black comedy adventure film and the first in the KageVista Shitematic Universe.

Plot
In the fictional country of Stanistanistan, everyone's life is at stake after Onyx Sha'dow Alzheimers Crow Way and the Cuckoo Clucks Clan invade it. The only way to save it is if the super duper ultra sexy rock, a lost artifact, is found. KageVista, a naturalized citizen of Stanistanistan, plans to find the sexy rock to save everyone.

Why It Sucks
(W.I.P)
 * 1) To get the elephant out of the room, the name "Stanistanistan" is the stupidest name a country could ever have. In fact, it's so painfully stupid that a man committed suicide before the movie's 10 minute mark during a test screening, because of how painfully stupid it is.
 * 2) Just about everyone is unlikable.
 * 3) *KAGEVISTA is nothing but a massive douchebag, and her voice is ANNOYING AS HELL. Instead of sounding close to the voice she has in real life, her voice sounds more like a rubber duck on crack being strangled by a junkie named Carl.
 * 4) *While Philip J. Fry retains his stupidity, it has no charm this time.
 * 5) *Drew Pickles is the same gay sexual deviant the Internet has portrayed him as since 2005, except without the charm this certain portrayal had.
 * 6) *Pancake Breadfluff is an offensive gay stereotype who has sex with Finley in public.
 * 7) *Liy is a generic edgelord who also happens to be an offensive lesbian stereotype at the same time.
 * 8) *The film introduces Yasmin, who is a clone of KAGEVISTA. She is mostly a one-dimensional character that doesn't really contribute shit.
 * 9) *KBOS, KageVista's love interest, acts like an extremely unhinged privacy invader and somehow hoards everyone in Stanistanistan’s VHS tapes.
 * 10) *Waffle Breadfluff spends most of her screentime being the film's sex symbol.
 * 11) *Onyx Sha'dow Alzheimers Crow Way is a shitty excuse for a villain. She is a rip-off of Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way (from a certain Harry Potter fanfic), except she's even more annoying.
 * 12) *Pube Muppet contributes nothing to the movie. All he does is go to random establishments to request tons of absurd items that would supposedly provide him with sexual satisfaction, only to say "fuck off and let me be!" when his request is not reciprocated. Those scenes that involve him don't contribute to the plot at all.
 * 13) *(W.I.P)
 * 14) The pacing of the film is so rapid that everything happens at once until it ties up in the end.
 * 15) The Cuckoo Clucks Clan is a weird, nonsensical idea for a a villain group. They're a bunch of murderous lunatics... dressed in chicken suits. They carry out their villainous acts by flailing their arms around while cawing like parrots, attacking their victims with severed hawk talons. Not only that, but their name is quite offensive. What the fuck were they smoking when it came to developing this group!?
 * 16) Overuse of earrape. The worst offender would be the sound effect that plays during the fake BSoD in the climax, and it's so FUCKING LOUD THAT IT CAN STILL DAMAGE YOUR HEARING AT 1% VOLUME!!!
 * 17) *To rub salt in the wound, 5700 people reportedly ended up becoming deaf because of that specific scene while the film was playing in theatres. Many projectionists had to watch for that scene to happen so they could mute the film before the fake BSoD came up.
 * 18) The backgrounds and props are mostly just stock images, showing that the people behind this film are nothing but lazy fucks who can't create original backgrounds/props to save their life.

Redeeming Qualities
(W.I.P)
 * 1) All of the religions that appear in this film (Islam, Christianity, Judaism, Hinduism, Buddhism, Neopaganism, Wicca) are portrayed in an accurate and respectful manner, which is rare for a film of this nature.