KennyRosenberg: The Movie

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1="This is the worst movie I have ever seen in my life! This movie was so disgraceful. It ruined my childhood and gave me a bad name for no reason why would they put so many inappropriate scenes IN A FUCKING PG-13 RATED MOVIE! Why the fuck is this not banned in my country? Why would they put so many fillers that have nothing to do with the plot which is like Naruto levels of filler I feel insulted about what they did to me Why? Like what the hell was Mr. Deconstruction thinking? I'm certain that I'll never think of representing my home country in my movie the same way again without somebody informing me that this dumpster fire exists! Thank a fuckin lot Mr. Deconstruction Everybody hated that but I for one never expected cinema to go this route... I regret giving my idea to Mr. Deconstruction"

- KennyRosenberg

2="This is so disrespectful to KennyRosenberg himself disgusting this is just trash in a dumpster fire... I feel so bad for Kenny, he was so excited to see his movie based on him only to realize that it was a dumpster fire. Shame on you Mr. Deconstruction"

- Thomas Ryan

Kenny Rosenberg: The Movie (also known as The Tommy The Gangster and The Postal internationally except in Mexico and Japan) is an American-British-Filipino comedy-action-drama live-action/animation hybrid film based on various pieces of media that were based on what KennyRosenberg likes. This movie was distributed by BBC Films in the UK Sony Animation Studios in the US and GMA Pictures in the Philippines, with various licenses including GTA Vice City, Postal, Breaking Bad, Street Fighter, Oggy & the Cockroaches, Better Call Saul, The Boys, Tekken, Horrid Henry, Red Dead Redemption, Crash Bandicoot, Need for Speed (specifically Underground and Most Wanted), Earthbound, Super Mario, Metroid, Halo, The Angry Video Game Nerd, Thomas and Friends, Nahuel and The Magic Book, Gravity Falls, The Loud House, The Owl House, Phineas and Ferb, and various others. The film premiered in an IMAX Cinema in the SM Mall of Asia. Ever since the movie premiered it was a critical failure as it was considered one of the worst movies of all time despite this it was a massive commercial success grossing 4.5 Billion over its 300 Million Budget.

Plot
One day, KennyRosenberg and his friends go on a trip across the Philippines to visit Manila, Laguna, Bulacan, Pampanga, Cavite, Pangasinan, Tarlac, and many more, but an unknown villain decides to ruin the vacation, and someone must stop him before he succeeds.

Why It Ruined Our Vacation
UNDER CONSTRUCTION
 * 1) The main problem about this film is that it's not written and directed by KennyRosenberg himself. As a result, everything he dislikes appears here, such as Cuties, NTR, Black Comedy, and more. Hell, even every single second you will be witnessing a ton of profanity lots of nudity over-the-top disgusting toilet humor or any other thing that may be outright "adult" for PG-13 film standards, and since this is in the film itself it makes the film seem more like an adult parody than a movie based on a user! This is why the movie fakes its rating just to trick the teenage audience into thinking it's a PG-13 Movie and not to mention the runtime is 8 hours, KennyRosenberg even points this out.
 * 2) *Speaking of the false rating just like the infamous Junior Eurovision: The Movie and Art's Animations: The Movie, this film should have probably been rated R or to be more extreme, NC-17 instead of PG-13.
 * 3) Most of the characters have either been slenderized from their original counterparts or have unnecessary additions to their personalities for example:
 * 4) *KennyRosenberg, although still a likable character as the main protagonist, is an annoying comic relief character and would say Racial Slurs to anyone who annoys him.
 * 5) *Jesse Pinkman, the deuteragonist, is now a racist person who is .extremely racist to Americans and Africans, Not only that but he also became a gangster who disrespects the deceased as he said that Coolio, Michael Jackson, Chester Bennington, and Kazuki Takahashi deserved to die and should never be remembered.
 * 6) *Postal Dude, while likable, is now a Russian stereotype.
 * 7) *Homelander is turned into a manchild who always cries and throws temper tantrums.
 * 8) *Wavera, while tolerable, became a punching bag to Jesse Pinkman.
 * 9) *Dr. Neo Cortex is now a leader in a satanic cult and he is also a hypocrite and an SJW not to mention he is played by Mark Hamill
 * 10) *MrDweller, the main antagonist is nothing but a Generic Doomsday Villain who will never shut up in almost every scene he appears, not to mention he acts like a child when he fails, he cries and destroys things.
 * 11) *Ken is now a pervert who is extremely obsessed with sex
 * 12) *Percy became a serial killer who killed 9 people and got away from it
 * 13) *James is now a Dream Stan who would bash anyone who dislikes him and even has the guts to disrespect religion which caused the movie banned in all Muslim-majority countries
 * 14) *Nia is now a Mary Sue.
 * 15) *Skyler White became a woman who is obsessed with destroying things she would also accuse someone of breaking things making her a Karma Houdini.
 * 16) *Alisa Bosconovitch became highly obsessed with people touching her breast, despite being supposedly 16-18 years old. Not only that, but she also became whiny.
 * 17) *Ness became a pervert who is extremely obsessed with watching porn and having sex, despite only being 13 years old.
 * 18) *Lucas (Mother 3) became a crybaby who watches Elsagate videos daily.
 * 19) *Marie Rose (Dead or Alive), while okay, can be a bit clumsy and is for some reason, on LSD despite being a minor.
 * 20) Throughout the film, we meet loads of filler pointless special guest appearances and cameos that aren't related to the story, which include:
 * 21) *Homelander playing the Russian bootleg Felix the Cat game, then losing the game.
 * 22) *Oggy is eating some Chinese food.
 * 23) *A pointless cameo of Lady Gaga eating lunch at a Jollibee branch at Balibago, Pampanga.
 * 24) *Jesse Pinkman defending Leaving Neverland.
 * 25) *Horrid Henry doing a Nazi salute in front of a large group of Jewish people, before singing the national anthem of Nazi Germany during the introduction of the movie.
 * 26) *Shrike Sanchez attacking a hummingbird with a nail gun.
 * 27) *Mario eating at KFC.
 * 28) *One of MrDweller's henchmen getting a drink in a vending machine.
 * 29) *Kenny attempting to solve a sudoku puzzle, then rage-quitting.
 * 30) *The scene where Todd Alquist finally gets his iPhone back only for the police to Fine Todd for being accused of destroying many products which is an obvious rip off of the ending of The Crazy-Ass Group Show: The Series, Television Presentation episode, "Donovan Loves Felicia's Feet".
 * 31) *Ness playing at the playhouse
 * 32) While the voice acting is okay for the most part, there is some very atrocious voice acting within the film like if they felt like they are depressed or somewhat uninterested for example.
 * 33) *Anthony Starr's voice acting is very atrocious it sounds like he was depressed and doesn't want to be in the film, Anthony Starr even regrets being in the movie.
 * 34) Most of the soundtrack is full of copyrighted songs and covers and some of the covers are terrible versions of the original examples include:
 * 35) *The infamous cover of Seven Nation Army by White Stripes, done by MrDweller. We don't even have to explain why it's terrible!
 * 36) *Perfect Peter's cover of White and Nerdy by Weird Al Yankovic is terrible mainly due to off-key singing, and the fact that his voice is too young to sing the song.
 * 37) The movie wasn't even test-screened for critics and audiences making it a major red flag.
 * 38) The directors wanted the movie to be multicultural so They had to do several Character race changes just for the sake of diversity representation.
 * 39) *Lance Vance went from being Dominican to Filipino.
 * 40) *Walter White went from American to British.
 * 41) *Horrid Henry went from British to Canadian.
 * 42) *Phil Matibag went from being Filipino to Mexican.
 * 43) *Ness went from American to Iraqi.
 * 44) *Alisa Bosconovitch went from Russian to Spanish.
 * 45) As mentioned in some places there are some very disgusting violent and inappropriate scenes for a movie targeted toward TEENS. lots of examples include:
 * 46) *Horrid Henry pulling Postal Dude's pants and underwear and kicking his genitals.
 * 47) *Starlight getting her bra cut off and her breast shows on camera.
 * 48) *Ken watching NTR Hentai onscreen.
 * 49) *The close-up of Amity's feet in one scene, and the scene where Ken licks them.
 * 50) *The scene where Postal Dude cuts someone's head off onscreen.
 * 51) *A scene where MrDweller takes a shit on the roof.
 * 52) *The scene where MrDweller gets stabbed in the eye, which explains why he has an eye patch.
 * 53) *Jesse saying the N-word right in front of Lance Vance, which caused Lance to slap him in the face.
 * 54) *Horrid Henry raping Amity, which is considered pedophilia.
 * 55) *The scene where KennyRosenberg accidentally pees on John Marston, which caused him to faint
 * 56) *A rather controversial scene where MrDweller has sex with Dixie Kong in the bathroom followed by a scene of MrDweller saying to Chunky Kong that he just fucked his sister implying that MrDweller engaged in bestiality and then killing Chunky Kong
 * 57) False Advertising:
 * 58) *The teaser trailer shows that Percy was going to be the main antagonist but in reality, MrDweller was the main antagonist Though this most likely changed in development
 * 59) *Lance Vance was heavily marketized in the second poster in front showing that he was going to be one of KennyRosenbergs Friends yet he appears as a supporting character
 * 60) Throughout the film there are major shameless placements for stuff like Jollibee, McDonald's, SM Supermalls, Pizza Hut, Disney Channel, Nickelodeon, Discord, Ikea, Xiaomi, Popeyes, Panda Express, Krispy Kreme, Subway, H&M, IMAX, Cocomelon, Youtube, Nintendo, Sony, Apple, Amazon, Suzuki, Ford, Kia, Cheetos, Doritos, Pringles, Lays, Microsoft, Nike, Adidas, Yellow Cab, Totinos, Coke, Pepsi, Fanta, 7 UP, Cafe France, KFC, Burger King, and More.
 * 61) The movie also teaches terrible lessons such as you always get what you want disrespecting the elders is okay hoarding is good and making fun of dead people
 * 62) It tries to be hip and cool to the teenage audience but ends up being cringy Here are some noticeable examples:
 * 63) *Horrid Henry doing a floss dance after kicking Postal Dude's genitals
 * 64) *Overuse of Gen Z lingo such as "Bruh" "Yeet" "Ratio" and "Amos"
 * 65) *That one scene where Kenny sees a billboard saying "You won't believe what would happen to these guys! The ending will shock you!" for an advert for a new tv show
 * 66) *Kenny playing Wordle
 * 67) *Nia watching the Coffin Dance meme when the film was released the Coffin Dance meme was already uncommon
 * 68) *James watching Dream
 * 69) Cringeworthy and laughable dialogue such as: "Dudetendo Justendo Saidtendo Intendo Hatendo Nintendo" There are other ones like "Jank it off I hate buggers" "I'm under some trucks" 'Tick like me tock" "I love dis blayehose" and even the infamous part where Horrid Henry kicks Postal Dude's genitals and saying "I Love Kicking Balls while Dancing like an idiot" which even became a meme 2 months after this film was released.
 * 70) They often mispronounce words incorrectly which is terrible to begin with For instance "love" is pronounced as "lobe" "Computer" is pronounced as "Conktuter" "Ice Cream" is pronounced as "Ise Screm" and "leader" is pronounced as "leabler"
 * 71) The movie cannot take criticism and tends to jab at critics who dislike the movie for its content For example when Jesse Pinkman looks at the screen he says "Critics if you don't like this movie you are a moron I will block you this movie is the best movie ever!"
 * 72) They even infamously insult and disrespect the survivors and the people who lost their loved ones during World War II by the Nazis and the Communist Reign of the Soviet Union This will probably lead to a serious controversy
 * 73) Even though this movie takes place in the Philippines it has some historical inaccuracies involving the Philippines such as claiming Jose Rizal died at December 25 1896 when Jose Rizal actually died at December 30 Martial Law still exists in the Philippines and Andrés Bonifacio was the 1st president instead of Emilio Aguinaldo
 * 74) Overall, it gave the user KennyRosenberg a bad name, and even Kenny himself regretted watching this movie!

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) While wasted, the idea of a movie based on a user and his favorite characters going on an adventure is pretty interesting and original but unfortunately it got wasted due to the explicit content overloads of filler disrespecting the dead overusing stereotypes and racism.
 * 2) Thankfully, not all the characters are slenderized. Examples such as Mr. Murdock, Walter White, Hank Schrader, Saul Goodman, Tommy Vercetti Postal Dude (despite being inexplicably turned into a Russian stereotype), Ryu, Guile, Baraka, M Bison, Starlight, Oggy, Jonathan (who is the protagonist of the Underground games, Most Wanted and Carbon combined and given a name), Nahuel, Dipper, Grunkle Stan, Lance Vance (who isn't as annoying as he was in Vice City and especially Vice City Stories), Luz, Amity, Shadow the Hedgehog, Silver the Hedgehog, Ren, Stimpy, SpongeBob, Sandy Cheeks, Quack, Banjo and Kazooie, The Powerpuff Girls, Spyro, Marie Rose (despite being on LSD), Light Yagami (who is a bit saner), Odo, Claire Emmett and many more.
 * 3) Some moments can be funny and entertaining, with examples including:
 * 4) *Postal Dude yelling "Why won't this traffic go away?!" in a Russian accent.
 * 5) *Jonathan's cars constantly getting stolen and/or wrecked by the protagonists.
 * 6) *MrDweller getting run over 5 times by Jonathan in his M3 GTR during the climax.
 * 7) The animation and the visual effects are decent.
 * 8) As mentioned before while there is some atrocious voice acting, most of the voice acting is alright, with special props going to Todd Haberkorn as Jonathan.
 * 9) Some of the songs on the soundtrack are catchy and memorable for example:
 * 10) *No Taxes sung by Jacob Jarno is a decent and a catchy rap
 * 11) Awesome final battle climax between Kenny and his friends and MrDweller where MrDweller turns into MrNemesis and destroys Manila with his summoned men, and Kenny and his friends team up and stop him, with many, many more joining in! Even better is that the climax was 25 minutes is awesome and epic to watch!
 * 12) Unlike any other films, the henchmen in the movie are competent, so it avoids the "henchmen are stupid" cliche.
 * 13) In later releases they have Kenny himself all the characters and cameos throwing popcorn and complaining about the film, but only in the end as demanded by Kenny himself
 * 14) At least it wasn't targeted to kids unlike Junior Eurovision: The Movie, Julkalendern: The Movie and Arts Animations: The Movie but doesn't save the fact that it misleads its rating to teenagers.

Reception
Despite the massive box office success KennyRosenberg: The Movie was universally panned by critics and audiences alike and is considered one of the worst movies of all time or the worst movie targeted to teenagers of all time Metacritic gave this an audience score of 2.5 and a weighted critic score of 20 out of 100 indicating "generally unfavorable reviews"

In addition to this many of the people who worked on the movie were also very critical of it too, most notably Thomas Ryan, Anthony Starr, Wavera, and Kenny himself who all disliked the inconsistent portrayals of most of the characters, Anthony Starr even dislikes Homelanders' portrayal in the movie claiming that "Not My Homelander, This Version of Homelander Doesn't Go Home".

It has a critic score of 3% and a 13% Audience Score on Rotten Tomatoes The site's critical consensus states: "KennyRosenberg: The Movie is beautifully animated and has a fantastic variety of favorite characters with faithful designs that match their original counterparts but that doesn't save the fact that it has offensive content and the characters act nothing like they were" and 3.6/10 score on IMDb.

However, despite its negative content and controversies, it would quickly gain a "so bad it’s hilarious" cult following due to its random content and the fact that the events of the movie have little to no context in them.

Trivia

 * This movie was banned in China, India, Australia, South Korea, Malaysia, New Zealand, Turkey, Iran, Russia, and Zimbabwe due to its use of explicit content.
 * During the premiere of the film, many people watching the film didn't realize that the film is 8 hours when the director told them its 8 hours 2 hours into the movie, many people left the cinema and never got refunds.
 * The movie spawned quite a few internet memes, which include:
 * A scene where Horrid Henry faints after watching a scene where Luan and Benny Kissing in the Loud House Episode "Stage Plight".
 * The infamous Mr. Dwellers Cover of White Stripes became a popular and famous internet meme.
 * The lyrics "I haven't paid my taxes for 88 years" from the song No Taxes became a popular meme.
 * As mentioned before the line "I Love Kicking Balls while Dancing like an idiot" became an internet meme.
 * Alphonse Elric's cameo appearance.
 * Jonathan himself became subject to many memes, thanks to being the protagonist of the two most popular Need for Speed games. Such memes include:
 * His reactions whenever his cars are stolen/wrecked.
 * The aforementioned scene of him running over MrDweller.
 * There is a sequel in the making, which is expected to be released in 2026 titled KennyRosenberg and Friends, in the Vengeful Return of the Nemesis and Mr. Deconstruction wasn't involved in the movie but KennyRosenberg was the one directing instead.
 * A TV series titled The KennyRosenberg Show, likely premiering in 2025.
 * A video game is also in the works.
 * Even though the movie is rated PG-13, the creators of this film (Mr. Deconstruction) admitted that the movie was targeted more towards adults rather than teenagers.
 * After KennyRosenberg posted a youtube video about his thoughts about the movie Fans and Critics sent Mr. Deconstruction death threats because he disrespected Kenny Mr. Deconstruction tweeted his response to this was that "Stop sending me those "stop disrespecting Kenny I will kill you" or I will block you and stop supporting Kenny he is a crybaby" the tweet immediately got negative attention since then the tweet got deleted.

Dialogue from the Movie
Postal Dude: What you want for lunch, Kenny? KennyRosenberg: Hey, why not try Jollibee? Postal Dude: Okay. Mr Murdock: Hmmm i wonder if its good Scene: Eating at Jolibee

Jonathan (in his M3 GTR): Can you please keep your mouth shut for just one minute?! *starts the car* MrDweller: Fuck! Someone, help me! Jonathan: Fine, then. *runs over MrDweller* MrDweller: Arrrrrrgh! Get in the car, my merry men! Scene: MrDweller Gets Run Over

Cast

 * 1) Jacob Jarno as KennyRosenberg
 * 2) Aaron Paul as Jesse Pinkman
 * 3) Rick Hunter as Postal Dude
 * 4) Todd Haberkorn as Jonathan
 * 5) Anthony Starr as Homelander
 * 6) KennyRosenberg as himself and Mr. Murdock
 * 7) Ian Mcdiarmid as MrDweller
 * 8) Wavera as Herself
 * 9) Bryan Cranston as Walter White
 * 10) Mark Hamill as Dr. Neo Cortex
 * 11) Joseph May as Thomas the Tank Engine
 * 12) Yvonne Grundy as Nia
 * 13) Chris Sutherland as Banjo and Kazooie
 * 14) Keith Wickham as James the Red Engine, Percy the Small Engine, Gordon the Big Engine, Henry the Green Engine, Skarloey, Sir Handel, and Sir Topham Hatt
 * 15) Vic Mignogna (if none of that KickVic nonsense ever happened) as Edward the Blue Engine (see the joke?)
 * 16) Wolfgang Schaeffer as Lincoln Loud
 * 17) Anna Gunn as Skyler White
 * 18) Lizzie Waterworth as Horrid Henry
 * 19) Tom Kenny as SpongeBob SquarePants
 * 20) Shea Brady as Odo
 * 21) Claire Emmett as Herself
 * 22) Kristie Inglethorpe as Herself
 * 23) Morgan Berry as Ness
 * 24) Lacey Chabert as Alisa Bosconovitch
 * 25) Lani Minella as Lucas
 * 26) Christine Marie Cabanos as Marie Rose
 * 27) Brad Swaile as Light Yagami
 * 28) Aaron Dismuke as Clotted Cream Cookie, Alphonse Elric's cameo appearance, and many background extras
 * 29) Jenna Warren as South Korea
 * 30) Casey Mongillo as Allister (for a few seconds anyway) and Skater Cookie (the Cookie who is forgotten by everyone else)
 * 31) Jeremy Shada as GingerBrave and Finn the Human for his cameo appearance

Soundtrack of The Film

 * 1) Introduction - Hans Zimmer
 * 2) Back in Black - AC/DC
 * 3) Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
 * 4) Dont Start Now - Dua Lipa
 * 5) Baby Blue - Badfinger
 * 6) Nothin on You - B.o.B (feat Bruno Mars)
 * 7) Inactive - Weird Al Yankovic (KennyRosenbergs Cover)
 * 8) TiK ToK - Ke$ha
 * 9) Don't Stop Me Now - Queen
 * 10) Toxicity - System of A Down (Postal Dudes Cover)
 * 11) Royals - Lorde
 * 12) Sadistically Terrifying Overachieving Neglectful Enragement - Aaron Paul
 * 13) No Taxes - Jacob Jarno
 * 14) Get Low - Lil Jon and the Eastside Boyz
 * 15) Nine Thou (Superstars Remix) - Styles of Beyond
 * 16) Choy Suey! - System of A Down
 * 17) White and Nerdy - Weird Al Yankovic (Perfect Peters Cover)
 * 18) Athletic Theme (PAL Version) - Siivagunner
 * 19) Peform This Way - Weird Al Yankovic
 * 20) Sweet Child O Mine - Guns N Roses
 * 21) November Rain - Guns N Roses
 * 22) Seven Nation Army - White Stripes (MrDwellers Cover)
 * 23) Thunderstruck - AC/DC
 * 24) We Built This City - Starship