Inanimate Insanity: Fuckin' Potatoes Man

'''NOTE: Like the other pages I have created, this is an archive of one of my old fake movie blogs so I probably won't edit it much. It is based off of some April Fools joke I made in 2019. If you don't watch Inanimate Insanity or BFDI, then you might not understand this. Anyways, you can edit this page, add your own "Why It Sucks" reasons, etc. However, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT VANDALIZE IT.'''

Inanimate Insanity: Fuckin' Potatoes Man is a 2022 adult animated action adventure black comedy film directed by a fired porn set janitor. It is based on, and is a crossover of the 2011 web series Inanimate Insanity and the 2010 web series Battle For Dream Island. It premiered at ObjectCon 2022.

Why It Should Jump Off The Crappy Cliff And Go To The TLC

 * 1) It wasn't screened in advance for critics... EVERYBODY FUCKING KNOWS WHAT THAT MEANS!!!
 * 2) The animation fucking sucks. It looks better than the animation in Inanimate Insanity's earlier episodes, but is still awful.
 * 3) The poster is awful. It's just a bunch of screenshots of Inanimate Insanity characters making weird faces put together with the title on it.
 * 4) The infamous threesome sex scene between Match, Paintbrush, and Lightbulb.
 * 5) It runs for 169 minutes. This speaks for itself.
 * 6) There's a scene where Steve Cobs kidnaps Balloon, Nickel, Baseball, OJ, Marshmallow, Salt, Lightbulb, Suitcase, Match, Leafy, Coiny, Pen, Eraser, Blocky, Snowball, Ice Cube, Firey, and Pin, and then forces them all to watch The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie!. After the movie skips to the end of The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie!, they all look disgusted and scarred for life.
 * 7) Barely any of the jokes are funny.
 * 8) This movie contains so much pop culture references that will date it horribly. SOME OF THEM WERE ALREADY DATED BY THE TIME THE FILM CAME OUT!!!
 * 9) Everybody conveniently has rocket launchers for some reason.
 * 10) Everyone who acted in the film hated it. Adam Katz and the Huang twins disowned this film and confirmed it was not canon.
 * 11) It tries too hard to be edgy.
 * 12) It was released on Inanimate Insanity's 11th anniversary, which is very insulting!!!
 * 13) False advertising: It only has "Inanimate Insanity" in the title, which makes the viewer think it's only going to be an Inanimate Insanity film. However, it's actually a crossover between BFDI and Inanimate Insanity.
 * 14) A pointless filler scene where Coiny and Suitcase start singing "Come Fly With Us" from Total Drama World Tour out of nowhere and then suddenly stop 20 seconds in to the song. You could take that scene out and nothing would change.
 * 15) The ending is simply inconclusive, as all it has is everyone dancing to "Party Party Party" by Andrew W.K. while standing in a room with eye-searing wall decor.

(W.I.P)