Countryballs: The Movie!

Countryballs: The Movie! is an American adult animated adventure “coming of age” film that is based on Countryballs: The Animated Series, which in turn was based on the Countryballs fandom & comics. It was released into theaters on August 20th, 2028. COMING SOON

Plot
One day, a young countryball named Japan wanted to have sex with her crush, Australia, and every other countryball to ever exist. She gets out of her house and visits everyone else while doing sexual activities with them. Then, all of the countryballs go on the fuckiest adventure you will ever see.

Why It’s Intentionally Racist

 * 1) The concept of a film based on Countryballs: The Animated Series was completely unnecessary, considering the fact that the original series had mixed-to-negative reviews and there’s no need for a movie.
 * 2) The animation still hasn’t improved from the original show as it always tries too hard to be like Sr Pelo’s videos.
 * 3) Most characters barely improved from the original series. Some of them have even gotten worse:
 * 4) *Japan, the main protagonist, is still extremely obsessed with sex, hentai, and other countryballs touching her breast. In one scene, she had sex with Germany, then makes an anime intro about hentai.
 * 5) *Australia, the deuteragonist, is even more annoying and one-dimensional than he originally was in both the original show and Australia & New Zealand’s Misadventures. He likes to call everyone “mate”, and scream in an extremely loud voice.
 * 6) Too many pointless filler scenes, with examples including:
 * 7) *Italy ordering pizza.
 * 8) *North Korea and South Korea having an apple-eating contest to see who the real Korea is.
 * 9) *A scene of Chile, Argentina, Bolivia, and Ecuador arguing over TikTok which lasts three minutes straight.
 * 10) *Tajikistan having a conversation with Mongolia.
 * 11) *Austria, Denmark, Serbia, Italy, Slovenia, Lithuania, Portugal, Belgium, and Germany all having a pillow fight during the night scene.
 * 12) *Finland giving Russia a cup of vodka, laced with cocaine.
 * 13) *Romania rating his friends’ EAS alarms while playing them on a speaker.
 * 14) *Panama riding a boat on the Panama Canal (for some reason).
 * 15) *Palau singing a song about why jellyfish are more important than politics, with Micronesia nodding in agreement.
 * 16) *Fiji saying “Bula bula” for no reason at all.
 * 17) *Indonesia watching KennyRosenberg: The Movie on a VCD player.
 * 18) *Sweden and France drawing themselves.
 * 19) *Canada ranting on South Park on Vyond.
 * 20) *New Zealand buying ice cream for his dependent children (Niue, Tokelau, and Cook Islands).
 * 21) *Barbados hanging out with Saint Lucia.
 * 22) *A scene involving Norway and Denmark watching Tough Act! including the credits.
 * 23) *Latvia eating a bunch of potatoes.
 * 24) *Germany telling everyone to “wörk”.
 * 25) *All of the Countryballs making a cringeworthy cover of “Let it Grow” from The Lorax.
 * 26) False Advertising:
 * 27) *The second poster has Cyprus wearing a red backpack, even though he doesn’t wear one in the actual movie.
 * 28) *The Canadian DVD and Blu-ray covers of the movie claim that fans of Hetalia will love this movie when they won’t.
 * 29) *The third poster has Haiti on it, despite the fact that she has a minor role in this movie.
 * 30) *Croatia and Estonia are lovers in this movie, but in the trailer, they said that they are not in love with each other.
 * 31) **As a matter of fact, the scene where Croatia and Estonia say that they aren’t in love with each other is not even in the actual film.
 * 32) Lackluster voice acting.
 * 33) There is a pointless scene where all of the characters are in CGI. Also, the visuals look worse than computer graphics from the 1980s or 1990s with very hideous character designs and atrociously bad animation. Heck, even Arthur’s Missing Pal (which has cheap CGI animation) looks slightly better.
 * 34) Similar to Norm of the North, the film feels the so-called “need” to remind the audience of what the characters are doing once every five minutes as if they were too stupid to know what they are actually doing.

Diverse Qualities
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 * 1) This movie is faithful to the original series and meant to be bad on purpose.
 * 2) The scene where United Kingdom and France have “countryball sex” is extremely hilarious.

Reception
Despite being universally panned by critics, the film gained a “So Bad, It’s Good” cult following and a large fanbase due to how bad it is.

Transcript
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Soundtrack From The Film
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Trivia
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