KennyRosenberg: The Movie

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1="This is the worst movie I have ever seen in my life! This movie was so disgraceful. It ruined my childhood and gave me a bad name for no reason why would they put so many inappropriate scenes IN A FUCKING PG-13 RATED MOVIE! Why the fuck is this not banned in my country? Why would they put so many fillers that have nothing to do with the plot which is like Naruto levels of filler I feel insulted about what they did to me Why? Like what the hell was Mr. Deconstruction thinking? I'm certain that I'll never think of representing my home country in my movie the same way again without somebody informing me that this dumpster fire exists! Thank a fuckin lot Mr. Deconstruction Everybody hated that but I for one never expected cinema to go this route... I regret giving my idea to Mr. Deconstruction"

- Kenny Rosenberg

2="This is so disrespectful to Kenny Rosenberg himself disgusting this is just trash in a dumpster fire... I feel so bad for Kenny, he was so excited to see his movie based on him only to realize that it was a dumpster fire. Shame on you Mr. Deconstruction"

- Thomas Ryan

3="Seriously, why the hell would anyone think of this as a good idea? Why would I want to watch a movie that has lots of nudity and too much explicit content for 8 FUCKING HOURS?! This movie is written like some energetic monkeys trying the pencil for the first time. What the hell was the director thinking? Why the hell is this offensive movie allowed in cinemas? I would rather watch the end credits of the film than the movie itself! I feel bad for the people who had to work on it and Kenny. Also, why does it even exist? Just why?!"

- RebelTaxi

Kenny Rosenberg: The Movie (also known as The Tommy, The Gangster, and The Postal internationally except in Mexico and Japan) is an American-British-Filipino comedy-action-drama live-action/animation hybrid film based on various pieces of media that were based on what Kenny likes. This movie was distributed by BBC Films in the UK, Sony Animation Studios in the US, and GMA Pictures in the Philippines, with various licenses including Grand Theft Auto (specifically Vice City and San Andreas), Postal, Breaking Bad, Street Fighter, Oggy & the Cockroaches, Better Call Saul, The Boys, Tekken, Horrid Henry, Red Dead Redemption, Crash Bandicoot, Need for Speed (specifically Underground and Most Wanted), Earthbound, Super Mario, Metroid, Halo, The Angry Video Game Nerd, Thomas and Friends, Nahuel and The Magic Book, Gravity Falls, The Loud House, The Owl House, Phineas and Ferb, Future Diary, Death Note, and various others. The film mainly stars Jacob Jarno as Kenny Rosenberg, Aaron Paul as Jesse Pinkman, Rick Hunter as Postal Dude, Todd Haberkorn as Jonathan, Anthony Starr as Homelander, Kenny Rosenberg as himself alongside Mr. Murdock, Ian Mcdiarmid as MrDweller, Bryan Cranston as Walter White, Mark Hamill as Dr. Neo Cortex, Joseph May as Thomas the Tank Engine, Yvonne Grundy as Nia, and Chris Sutherland as Banjo and Kazooie, among others. The film also stars a few celebrities and other people playing themselves such as Lady Gaga, Kenny Rosenberg himself, Weird Al Yankovic, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Michael Rosen (if only for a quick cameo), PewDiePie, DanTDM, Dream, KreekCraft, Flamingo, Adele, Justin Bieber, Harry Styles, Millie, Bobby Brown, Joe Keery, and plenty of others. Plot-wise, it forms the first part of the "Dweller Saga", the first of three arcs forming the Kenny Rosenberg Cinematic Universe, with its sequel concluding it. The film premiered in an IMAX Cinema in the SM Mall of Asia. Ever since the movie premiered, despite grossing over $4.5 billion over its $300 million budget, it has been negatively received for its plot.

Plot
Kenny Rosenberg and his friends decide to go on a trip across the Philippines, visiting Manila, Laguna, Bulacan, Pampanga, Cavite, Pangasinan, Tarlac, and many more. However, an unknown villain plans to ruin the vacation, and someone must stop him before he succeeds.

Why It Ruined Our Vacation

 * 1) The main problem about this film is that it's not written and directed by Kenny Rosenberg himself. As a result, everything he dislikes appears here, such as Cuties, NTR, Black Comedy, and more. Hell, even every single second you will be witnessing a ton of profanity, lots of nudity, over-the-top disgusting toilet humor, or any other thing that may be outright "adult" for PG-13 film standards, and since this is in the film itself it makes the film seem more like an adult parody than a movie based on a user! This is why the movie fakes its rating just to trick a bunch of teenage audiences into thinking it's a PG-13 movie and not to mention the runtime is 8 hours, Kenny Rosenberg even points this out.
 * 2) *In all honesty, this film should have probably been rated R or to be more extreme, NC-17 instead of PG-13.
 * 3) Most of the characters have either been flanderized from their original counterparts or have unnecessary additions to their personalities for example:
 * 4) *Kenny Rosenberg, although still a likable character as the main protagonist, is an annoying comic relief character and would say racial slurs to anyone who annoys him.
 * 5) *Jesse Pinkman, the deuteragonist, is now a racist person who is extremely racist to Americans and Africans, and also became a gangster who disrespects the deceased as he said that Coolio, Michael Jackson, Chester Bennington, and Kazuki Takahashi deserved to die and should never be remembered. Not to mention Aaron Paul, the actor who portrayed Jesse, did not approve of this version of the character!
 * 6) *Postal Dude, while likable, is now a Russian stereotype.
 * 7) *Homelander is turned into a manchild who always cries and throws temper tantrums.
 * 8) *Wavera, while tolerable, became a punching bag to Jesse Pinkman.
 * 9) *Dr. Neo Cortex is now a leader in a satanic cult and he is also a hypocrite and an SJW not to mention he is played by Mark Hamill
 * 10) *MrDweller, the main antagonist is nothing but a Generic Doomsday Villain who will never shut up in almost every scene he appears, not to mention he acts like a child when he fails, he cries and destroys things.
 * 11) *Shrike Sanchez the tertiary antagonist is a spoiled annoying tempered man who will rage over things often, not to mention his screen time is only 15 minutes.
 * 12) *Ken is now a pervert who is extremely obsessed with sex.
 * 13) *Percy became a serial killer who killed 9 people and got away with it.
 * 14) *James is now a Dream Stan who would bash anyone who dislikes him and even has the guts to disrespect religion which caused the movie to get banned in all Muslim-majority countries.
 * 15) *Henry, while likable, became whiny over his trust issues.
 * 16) *Nia is now a Mary Sue. That's all we have to say.
 * 17) *Skyler White became a woman who is obsessed with destroying things. She would also accuse someone of breaking things making her a Karma Houdini.
 * 18) *Ness is nothing more than a moron who would spam PK Fire nonstop.
 * 19) *Lucas (Mother 3) became a crybaby who watches Elsagate videos daily.
 * 20) *Marie Rose (Dead or Alive) is now a whiny spoiled brat who defends Lucas every time he is called out and would spit on people.
 * 21) *Nicole Watterson became a carbon copy of Mr. Krabs from SpongeBob SquarePants.
 * 22) *Prince Poo, despite being somewhat likable, is on LSD.
 * 23) *Stacy, while a tolerable character, is mostly portrayed as a smart Asian stereotype who always gets an A+ on her tests.
 * 24) *Some of the members of the Loud Family are heavily flanderized.
 * 25) **Lucy Loud is now another stereotype of a selfish girl who wants to be alone.
 * 26) **Luan Loud is now a huge SJW who harasses anyone with an opinion.
 * 27) **Lola Loud became a mean jerk who would throw things at people when she gets criticized not only that but she would cuss at anyone when she doesn't get anything she wants.
 * 28) **Lana Loud serves no purpose other than to talk about food and animals.
 * 29) **Lisa Loud, while likable, became a Butt-Monkey.
 * 30) *Mabel Pines almost NEVER SHUTS UP IN THE MOVIE.
 * 31) *Wendy became a romantic idiot who wants to date boys all the time and always celebrates Valentine's Day.
 * 32) *Dipper Pines became a full-blown SJW who hates Michael Jackson and kills every anti-SJW in front of him.
 * 33) *Almost all of the members (except for Donkey Kong, Cranky Kong, and Tiny Kong) in the Kong Family were flanderized as well.
 * 34) **Uncle Kong is mostly portrayed as a grump who lacks any sense of humor and almost barely smiles.
 * 35) **Donkey Kong Jr is now a stereotype of introverted people as he hates everyone and wants to stay by himself As he will attack everyone that messes with him even going as far as to set deadly traps on them.
 * 36) **Diddy Kong is now a so-called “epic gamer” who always plays many video games and rages over something so small In one scene he raged in Grand Theft Auto 4 over a bad FPS rate.
 * 37) **Dixie Kong is now obsessed with animation memes and Gacha videos for some reason. She also makes "Fandom reacts to" videos on Gacha and posts them on YouTube.
 * 38) **Chunky Kong despite being likable became whiny and a punching bag to MrDweller to the point he got killed by MrDweller.
 * 39) **Kiddy Kong became a Gary-Stu who never has to suffer through any problems whatsoever, to the point he never shuts up about his life being a perfect one. He can also be pretty snobbish in some scenes.
 * 40) *Conker The Squirrel is now a creep who can't stop stalking and kidnapping people 24/7.
 * 41) *Wanderlust and Sara (The Dancers of "Can't Stop The Feeling" from Just Dance 2023) are only in this film for filler.
 * 42) *Baby Bonnie Hood is now sweet, nice, and caring towards others, which goes against her personality.
 * 43) *Phineas Flynn became a stereotype of a "hip and trendy" teenager who uses TikTok all the time to make cringeworthy dances.
 * 44) *Candace is now, believe it or not, a porn star that wants people to leak nudes of her and hates everything family-friendly.
 * 45) *Ferb Fletcher is now an NFT supporter claiming that they are “Environment friendly” when they are not! He also likes to make profits off of NFTs which is somewhat harmful to the environment.
 * 46) *South Korea remains her flanderized counterpart from Art's Animations: The Movie, Starch Brotherhood: The Series and the rest of the Yu Xia Hsieh Art's Animations franchise, as she is still an iPhone addict who is obsessed with TikTok. The same applies to the other Art's Animations characters.
 * 47) *Fia (Fia's Fairies) now has grandiose delusions about fairies being real.
 * 48) *Glover, while likable, became a Butt-Monkey and is only used for filler.
 * 49) *Blaithin (Fia's Fairies) is now a whiny jackass who has pyromaniac tendencies.
 * 50) *Bay Kennish from Switched at Birth is now a spoiled brat who would throw tantrums in front of people. She is also a toxic fanbrat of The Amazing World of Gumball who watches the show most of the time, mainly in filler scenes.
 * 51) *Paige Olvera from Bizaardvark became a very annoying fangirl of the band Union J to the point she wants to have sex with them.
 * 52) *Emma Honeywood is now even more unlikeable and annoying to the point she yells at everyone.
 * 53) *Uncle Fester became a dumb person who thinks that urine and feces are wine and chocolate, respectively.
 * 54) *Arsenic (Atom Town) now poisons innocent people for his malicious pranks.
 * 55) *Gold (Atom Town) is now even more of a jerk than ever.
 * 56) *Microphone became a loudmouth who would shout at people for no reason whatsoever and would scream and Yell most of the time, which can get annoying. Sure, she was already loud in Inanimate Insanity, but this even cracks it up further.
 * 57) *Baseball became a pervert who can't stop showing his penis to the others around him, which is just disgusting.
 * 58) *Lightbulb became a prostitute just because she was sexually harassed.
 * 59) *Fan became a jerk to the others around him, as he would sexually harass others most of the time. He would also go as far as to attack others every time they touch his egg.
 * 60) *Meryl Hinton (from Oddity) became a Psycho pervert towards the others (especially Alisa), she would also do sexual activities in public, mainly in filler scenes.
 * 61) *Daggett Beaver became obsessed with tentacle porn.
 * 62) *Norbert Beaver is just like Phineas Flynn, except way worse.
 * 63) *Alastor became a creep who would sell organs and all sorts of disgusting things on the Dark Web.
 * 64) *Vaggie is now a Social Justice Warrior who has online arguments with people on various social media platforms on the Internet.
 * 65) *Angel Dust became obsessed with Softcore porn.
 * 66) *Firey is now some sort of weirdo who is obsessed with destroying consoles for no reason at all.
 * 67) *Bubble became a whiny brat who would complain over small things. She is also a toxic TWICE stan.
 * 68) *Flower reverts to her BFDI personality.
 * 69) *Makima (Chainsaw Man) is even more manipulative to others.
 * 70) *The BlakeIsHere characters have been Flanderized sadly, but not all of them have:
 * 71) **Blake is now a massive narcissistic egocentric jerk, sociopath, gambling addict, and French stereotype who's obsessed with baguettes, he also doesn't care about his friends, at all. He even speaks in a stereotypical French accent.
 * 72) **Lily May, although tolerable, is now a massive idiot.
 * 73) **Maddie is now a neo-Nazi, white supremacist, racist, porn addict & spree murderer who likes being racist, looking at porn, and killing people.
 * 74) **Azure Sauber, although somewhat tolerable compared to the other BlakeIsHere characters is now a stereotype of non-binary people.
 * 75) *Rowland the Owl became a narcissist and doesn't care about people's health anymore, and only cares about himself and his drug addiction. In one scene, he doesn't care about a Rowlands Pharmacy burning down.
 * 76) *The National Tyres & Autocare characters, of all things, have also been flanderized, much like in BlakeIsHere: The Movie.
 * 77) **Tyreman is now a Satanist cult owner and does satanic stuff.
 * 78) **Exhaustman is now an idiot.
 * 79) **Brakeman is now addicted to her smartphone and only cares to use it.
 * 80) **Batteryman, like Brakeman, is now addicted to their smartphone and only cares about the said phone. they're also now transmasculine, even though they were originally a cis man. (please note that the National Tyres & Autocare characters do not have official genders, as neither National, Axle Group, Halfords, nor the designers ever revealed their genders, so all of the characters have fan genders)
 * 81) **Oilman is now an arsonist and continually commits arson in the movie.
 * 82) **Shock Absorberman is now a filler character.
 * 83) *Blodwen the Welsh Fuzzy Caterpillar remains her flanderized counterpart from United Kingdom: The Movie, as she is an overly tense, impatient, and bossy caterpillar, and she also has a tendency to angrily shout at her friends, whenever they do anything wrong, which is mean-spirited. She's also now non-binary for some reason.
 * 84) *Lieb the German Tick also remains her flanderized counterpart from United Kingdom: The Movie, as she is a crazy, rabid fangirl of slapstick cartoons, and all of her acts are based on slapstick cartoons, it can be exaggerated to the point where she says that only slapstick cartoons are quality entertainment, and refuses to watch anything else.
 * 85) *Wallace, much like in United Kingdom: The Movie, is now CRAZY OBSESSED about eating cheese and crackers instead of everything else that is important, it's like he has a drug addiction. That's further implying that Wallace chooses cheese and crackers over his friends, but at least he still likes to eat legit healthy food.
 * 86) * Bob the Builder is now an incompetent builder who always hammers his fingers by accident and he is such a bumbling idiot in this movie that he would be comparable to Bob from SMG4 albeit a lot smarter.
 * 87) ** In fact, all the machines are now a lot more flanderized too:
 * 88) ***Scoop has become a brain-dead idiot who screams all the time, which is grating. It can be exaggerated to the point where it makes his counterpart in the 2015 reboot look tolerable in comparison.
 * 89) ***Muck has become a genius who has the authority to shut everyone up, and he seemingly has Scoop's personality from the original show except more bossy, cocky, and Gary-Stu-ish.
 * 90) ***Dizzy has become an immature, stupid, and childish knucklehead who never focuses on anything important, always resorts to anger whenever something doesn't go her way, and has a massive hate boner towards the grass and threatens to squash "Mr. Grass" if he "doesn't explain why he exists", the worst addition to her Flanderization has to be the fact that she is also reduced into a fangirl of toilet humor and often relies way too much on telling fart jokes, poop jokes, butt jokes and tons of gross-out lines that are disgusting to hear, which gets very annoying and her character can essentially be considered a scrappy, as her character became infamously hated after the release of the movie.
 * 91) ***Roley has become a nerdy asshole who thinks that fish are the dinosaurs but modern (which is untrue, by the way) and has become a Christian lasher who always forces everyone to believe in science and often takes global warming way too seriously, it's to the point where he had a massive breakdown when he and Dizzy went to Farmer Pickles' cow field all because one cow farted in it, even telling Farmer Pickles to kill the cow. It might be true that cow farts cause a lot of methane and are bad for the environment, but that's not a reasonable explanation to kill a cow.
 * 92) ***Lofty has become a laughing and joking numbnut, who finds even the unfunniest of jokes hysterical and a massive butt-monkey who fails almost everything and seemingly is unable to do anything right, it may be true that he made mistakes from time to time in the original show, but here, he does it regularly that could be comparable to the number of mistakes that Scoop from the 2015 reboot made. Nearly everyone in the movie always compares him to murderers and terrorists. He is such a butt-monkey in this movie that he could give Meg Griffin from Family Guy and Squidward Tentacles from SpongeBob SquarePants a run for their money.
 * 93) **Even Wendy is flanderized as well, she now disrespects the dead to people she hates and is a domestically and verbally abusive partner towards Bob, and she seems to be a figment to how the directors would see the audience's reaction to this counterpart of Bob the Builder, as she is always calling him out for being an incompetent builder as opposed to the intelligent and friendly guy that he once was in the original show.
 * 94) *Spud the Scarecrow has turned into a generic punching bag who is Bob the Builder's chew toy when he isn't around with the UK gang, and almost everyone ignores him when he tries to snitch on Bob (except Travis the Tractor), although he is still likable.
 * 95) *Postman Pat is now a selfish, arrogant, and egotistical prick who always acts like he is better than everyone else and never has any empathy towards anything or anyone but himself.
 * 96) **Pat's wife Sarah was also flanderized, and became an abusive mother to her son Julian and often violently spanks him whenever he makes simple mistakes, even when Julian is apologetic.
 * 97) **Julian is also flanderized into a gullible child who believes that aliens are real and tries way too hard to get people to think that when it's clearly shown that aliens still haven't been discovered yet and it's still not certain if they're real or not.
 * 98) * Fireman Sam became a hot-headed, angry, and unlikable jerk who has an extreme hate boner towards Elvis Cridlington and he constantly yells at him if he makes a simple accident or he does something that didn't go to his plan, which mostly comes across as very mean-spirited as Sam's reasoning for why he does this is completely unjustified and ridiculous.
 * 99) **He also for some reason has a big, big, hatred towards clowns, and he says that clowns "Are the worst Firefighters ever, as they cause buildings to burn just to be funny when they are SO NOT FUNNY! and their makeup makes them look like people who have given up on life".
 * 100) **Even worse, he is also shown to be a neglectful uncle to Sarah and James, as there was a scene where he left both of them behind when they went to a giant forest with the UK gang to find the Gruffalo and got lost, and Sam had zero care or worry for whatever happened to Sarah and James.
 * 101) **He sometimes has some sick-minded thoughts and even attempted to kill Elvis at one point in the film.
 * 102) ** Not to mention, he and Postman Pat are now Bugs Bunny/Daffy Duck-like rivals but they become friends 40 minutes later.
 * 103) * Although Elvis Cridlington wasn't flanderized at all in this movie and he thankfully retains his original dimwitted personality from the first five seasons, as opposed to his profoundly stupid personality from the CGI seasons, Elvis is more of a butt-monkey because of the way that Sam poorly treats him and he also seems to have a pretty bad obsession with potato waffles, often having quite a few moments where he goes on and on about why he loves them.
 * 104) * Norman Price was even more flanderized than he was in Season 6 of Fireman Sam, all of his redeeming qualities from the CGI seasons are non-existent, as he's essentially nothing more than a heartless sociopath who has no sympathy for anyone but himself, never bothers to listen to any rules that people tell to him, and he manages to becomes a terrorist in this movie, as there was one scene in the movie where he even went as far as to burn down an entire hospital filled with innocent families.
 * 105) **To make matters worse, he never gets any sort of comeuppance for his actions and neither does he apologize too, not helped by the fact that Fireman Sam himself doesn't even care about the horrific actions that Norman has committed.
 * 106) * Sarah and James were also more flanderized than they were in Season 6 of Fireman Sam, as they have become siblings who both hate each other's guts so much that most of their screen time involves the two of them fighting each other in a Super Smash Bros. styled battle.
 * 107) *Tom Thomas has been reduced into nothing more than just an Australian stereotype and he seemingly has Elvis Cridlington's personality from Season 6 of Fireman Sam, in which he is now profoundly stupid and is terrible at his job at being a helicopter pilot and a mountain rescuer.
 * 108) *Wedsen from Vs. Dave & Bambi Popcorn Edition and F from Alphabet Lore, who are both minor antagonists in this movie are both NEO-NAZIS in this movie and also go as far as to commit crimes in this movie.
 * 109) Executive Meddling: During early production, Kenny was originally going to direct the movie with the length of 10 hours it was originally going to be released on March 23 2021 but was replaced by Mr. Deconstruction due to Kenny having problems with his health, had it delayed to 2023 which caused the film to have a lot of bad problems.
 * 110) Throughout the film, we meet loads of filler pointless special guest appearances and cameos that aren't related to the story, which include:
 * 111) *Homelander playing the Russian bootleg Felix the Cat game, then losing the game.
 * 112) *Oggy eating some Chinese food.
 * 113) *A pointless cameo of Lady Gaga eating lunch at a Jollibee branch at Balibago, Pampanga.
 * 114) *Jesse Pinkman outright defending Leaving Neverland.
 * 115) *Horrid Henry doing a Nazi salute in front of a large group of Jewish people, before singing the national anthem of Nazi Germany during the introduction of the movie.
 * 116) *Shrike Sanchez attacking a hummingbird with a nail gun.
 * 117) *Mario eating at KFC.
 * 118) *One of MrDweller's henchmen getting a drink in a vending machine.
 * 119) *Kenny attempting to solve a sudoku puzzle, then rage-quitting.
 * 120) *The scene where Todd Alquist finally gets his iPhone back only for the police to fine Todd for being accused of destroying many products which is an obvious rip off of the ending of The Crazy-Ass Group Show: The Series, Television Presentation episode, "Donovan Loves Felicia's Feet".
 * 121) *Ness playing at the playhouse.
 * 122) *Weird Al Yankovic singing the songs the protagonist requested.
 * 123) *Diddy Kong raging in Grand Theft Auto 4 over a terrible FPS rate.
 * 124) *Jesse Pinkman making an Uncyclopedia article about this movie, which counts as shameless self-promotion.
 * 125) *Bay Kennish binge-watching The Amazing World of Gumball on HBO Max while eating popcorn in her apartment.
 * 126) *Fedora Kong having an argument with Redneck Kong over food.
 * 127) *Phineas filming a Tik Tok promoting NFTS as requested by Ferb.
 * 128) *Fia being hooked to Telepizza.
 * 129) *Ness committing arson with PK Fire.
 * 130) *A parody of the Tweenies intro, done by some of the characters.
 * 131) *Bubble badly singing along to "FANCY" by TWICE, while also dancing to it.
 * 132) Speaking of pointless guest appearances, most of the guest appearances and cameos of random celebrities and popular internet users whose cameos are rather wasted and don't contribute much to the film with some of them even having different personalities compared to their real-life selves to the point where they act like completely different people. Such examples include:
 * 133) *Harry Styles is now nothing more than a useless comic relief who is insufferable to go through. Not to mention he is only used for filler.
 * 134) *Weird Al Yankovic does absolutely nothing other than to compliment the main characters and perform his songs. You could easily take him out and nothing would change!
 * 135) *Flamingo is only there so he can be one of the villains of the movie, which feels out of place because he isn't evil in real life.
 * 136) *Melani Garcia is now pointless to the point where she defends Microphone.
 * 137) *Miriam Bigvava became a psycho pervert who would try to rape people by having sex with them, she would also sexually violate people at times.
 * 138) *The Members of the K-Pop girl group Kep1er also act nothing like themselves.
 * 139) **Yujin became a short-tempered jerk who would get angry every time someone annoys her.
 * 140) **Mashiro, while the most tolerable, was reduced to comic relief.
 * 141) **Xiaoting became obsessed with Splatoon and other video games for some reason.
 * 142) **Chaehyun is now a creep whose purpose is to leak nudes to others, which is just disgusting.
 * 143) **Dayeon, while also tolerable, became a punching bag towards Fan.
 * 144) **Hikaru became a whiny brat who would complain all the time when she doesn't get anything she wants, which can get annoying.
 * 145) **Huening Bahiyyih suffered from the worst derailment in all of the Kep1er members, she became a mass murderer who commits all kinds of crimes, not only that, but she can't handle criticism, as she would harm people just for the sake of it, she keeps on treating the others around her poorly, especially Xiaoting, by giving her bootleg copies instead of the real deal.
 * 146) **Youngeun became a stereotypical depressed emo who is very sad and only listens to emo metal, as well as using Discord, which can get tiring most of the time.
 * 147) **Yeseo became obsessed with object shows for some reason.
 * 148) *Kpop And Earthbound Fanatic, for some reason, despite being tolerable, is now obsessed with California and Filler.
 * 149) *Rattata Kid, while tolerable, has become a punching bag, but at least she is self-aware as in certain scenes.
 * 150) *Nare Ghazaryan became a toxic NiziU stan who would scam people.
 * 151) While the voice acting is okay for the most part, there is some very atrocious voice acting within the film, as if they feel like they are depressed or somewhat uninterested for example.
 * 152) *Anthony Starr's voice acting is very atrocious. It sounds like he was depressed and doesn't want to be in the film, and Anthony Starr even regrets being in the movie.
 * 153) Most of the soundtrack is full of copyrighted songs and covers and some of the covers are terrible versions of the original examples include:
 * 154) *The infamous cover of Seven Nation Army by White Stripes, done by MrDweller. We don't even have to explain why it's terrible!
 * 155) *Perfect Peter's cover of White and Nerdy by Weird Al Yankovic is terrible mainly due to off-key singing, and the fact that his voice is too young to sing the song.
 * 156) *The cover of the Tweenies theme song done by the movie's cast during the parody of the Tweenies intro is pretty bad due to the off-key singing.
 * 157) The movie wasn't even test-screened for critics and audiences making it a major red flag.
 * 158) Missed Opportunity: Polygon Man would have been a fitting role as the main antagonist instead of MrDweller but instead they make him secondary.
 * 159) The directors wanted the movie to be multicultural so they had to do several obligatory character race changes just for the sake of diversity and representation.
 * 160) *Lance Vance went from being Dominican to Filipino.
 * 161) *Walter White went from American to British.
 * 162) *Horrid Henry went from British to Canadian.
 * 163) *Phil Matibag went from being Filipino to Mexican.
 * 164) *Ness went from American to Iraqi.
 * 165) *Alisa Bosconovitch went from Russian to Spanish.
 * 166) *Ronnie Anne went from Mexican to Filipino.
 * 167) *Stacy went from being Filipino to Mexican.
 * 168) *Baby Bonnie Hood went from being Northern European to Colombian.
 * 169) *Yukiteru Amano is now of partial Filipino ancestry for some reason.
 * 170) *Blake went from Welsh to French-Canadian.
 * 171) *Rowland the Owl went from British to Slovenian.
 * 172) *Yongeun went from Korean to Irish.
 * 173) Another thing the directors wanted was LGBT elements in the cast, so they changed the gender identities of some characters. Others had their sexualities edited, which helped the movie get banned from being shown in cinemas in the more conservative countries. Some examples include:
 * 174) *The tomboyish characters are all either genderfluid or closeted transmasculine people.
 * 175) *Lincoln Loud is now non-binary.
 * 176) *Lightbulb (Inanimate Insanity) is now explicitly a trans girl (a popular headcanon of Lightbulb among fans of Inanimate Insanity).
 * 177) *All of these would be kept in the later films, though with much better execution.
 * 178) As mentioned in some places, there are some very disgusting violent, and inappropriate scenes for a movie targeted toward TEENS. lots of examples include:
 * 179) *Horrid Henry pulling Postal Dude's pants and underwear and kicking his genitals.
 * 180) *Starlight getting her bra cut off and her breast being shown on camera.
 * 181) *Ken watching NTR Hentai onscreen.
 * 182) *The close-up of Amity's feet in one scene, and the scene where Ken licks them.
 * 183) *The scene where Postal Dude cuts someone's head off onscreen.
 * 184) *A scene where MrDweller takes a shit on the roof.
 * 185) *The scene where MrDweller gets stabbed in the eye, which explains why he has an eye patch.
 * 186) *A scene where Jesse says the N-word right in front of Lance Vance, which understandably caused Lance to slap him in the face.
 * 187) *The scene where Kenny Rosenberg accidentally pees on John Marston, causing him to faint.
 * 188) *A rather controversial scene where MrDweller has sex with Dixie Kong in the bathroom, followed by a scene of MrDweller saying to Chunky Kong that he just fucked his sister implying that MrDweller engaged in bestiality and then killing Chunky Kong.
 * 189) *The scene where Shrike Sanchez falls and survives but a falling knife stabs him and gets crushed by a chair after fighting with Tiny Kong in Vikings and gets kicked by her and falls from the fourth floor in The Block.
 * 190) *Candace Flynn watching pornography that she stars in.
 * 191) *Uncle Fester eating dog feces on-screen much to the disgust of Karlie Dell.
 * 192) *Blake, while in the mayor of Carlsberg City's bedroom, nearly has sex with Azure Sauber, a robot, thankfully Blake retracts that and they don't have sex.
 * 193) **There exists an alternative version of the scene where they actually do have sex, and is shown uncensored, causing the mayor of Carlsberg City to ban Blake from his house.
 * 194) *Fan and Meryl Hinton having sex at Disney World on-screen, which caused them to get banned.
 * 195) *Baseball showing his penis to a worker at Del Taco just because they got his order wrong.
 * 196) *Angel Dust masturbating to Softcore Porn online.
 * 197) *Homer Simpson getting hit by a car a la Brian Griffin.
 * 198) *Blake making out with Blodwen, a caterpillar, which is bestiality.
 * 199) *Blake reading The Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx.
 * 200) *Lightbulb airdropping her nudes to many people.
 * 201) False Advertising:
 * 202) *The teaser trailer shows that Percy was going to be the main antagonist but in reality, MrDweller was the main antagonist though this most likely changed in development.
 * 203) *Lance Vance was heavily marketized in the second poster in front, showing that he was going to be one of Kenny Rosenberg's friends, yet he only appears as a supporting character.
 * 204) Throughout the film there are major shameless placements for stuff like Jollibee, McDonald's, SM Supermalls, Pizza Hut, Disney Channel, Nickelodeon, Discord, Ikea, Xiaomi, Popeyes, Panda Express, Krispy Kreme, Subway, H&M, IMAX, Cocomelon, Youtube, Nintendo, Sony, Apple, Amazon, Suzuki, Ford, Kia, Cheetos, Doritos, Pringles, Lays, Microsoft, Nike, Adidas, Yellow Cab, Totinos, Coke, Pepsi, Fanta, 7 UP, Cafe France, KFC, Burger King, Supermac's, Wingstop, Raising Cane's, Starbucks, Golden Corral, Del Taco, Bewley's Coffee, Telepizza, Wienerwald, Twitter, Facebook, and more. The product placement consists of over  218 products  in them. This movie has so much product placement to the point that it won the Guinness World Record for "The Most Product Placements in any media".
 * 205) The movie also teaches terrible lessons such as you always get what you want disrespecting the elders is okay, hoarding is good, and making fun of dead people is okay.
 * 206) It tries to be hip and cool to the teenage audience but ends up being cringy. Here are some noticeable examples:
 * 207) *Horrid Henry flossing after kicking Postal Dude's genitals.
 * 208) *Overuse of Gen Z lingo such as "Bruh", "Yeet", "Ratio" and "Amogus".
 * 209) *That one scene where Kenny sees a billboard saying "You won't believe what would happen to these guys! The ending will shock you!" for an advert for a new TV show.
 * 210) *Kenny playing Wordle.
 * 211) *Nia watching the Coffin Dance meme, when the film was released the Coffin Dance meme was already uncommon.
 * 212) *James watching Dream on his iPad.
 * 213) Cringeworthy and laughable dialogue, some of which have become internet memes, such as:
 * 214) *"Dudetendo Justendo Saidtendo Intendo Hatendo Nintendo"
 * 215) *"Jank it off I hate buggers"
 * 216) *"I’m under some trucks"
 * 217) *"Tick like me tock"
 * 218) *"I love dis blayehose"
 * 219) *"I love kicking balls while dancing like an idiot!"
 * 220) *"I just need to fuck the audience!"
 * 221) Just like United Kingdom: The Movie, they often mispronounce words incorrectly, and we have too many examples of that for us to list.
 * 222) The movie cannot take criticism and tends to jab at critics who dislike the movie for its content. For example, when Jesse Pinkman looks at the screen he says "Critics, if you don't like this movie, you are a moron and I will block you! This movie is the best movie ever!", even Blake lampshades this.
 * 223) They even infamously insult and disrespect the survivors and the people who lost their loved ones during World War II by the Nazis and the Communist Reign of the Soviet Union, this led to much controversy and resulted in a lawsuit in the UK which almost got the movie banned worldwide.
 * 224) *This scene was thankfully deleted from later releases and TV prints.
 * 225) *The scene where Ronnie Anne licks Lincoln’s face in front of everyone caused controversy in the Philippines.
 * 226) Even though this movie takes place in the Philippines, it has some historical inaccuracies involving the Philippines such as claiming Jose Rizal died on December 25th, 1896 when Jose Rizal actually died 5 days later, martial law still exists in the Philippines and Andrés Bonifacio was the 1st president instead of Emilio Aguinaldo.
 * 227) There are a handful of very mean-spirited moments in the movie such as:
 * 228) *Lola Loud beating Lisa Loud up for 90 seconds.
 * 229) *Horrid Henry kicking Perfect Peter out of the house.
 * 230) *Kitty-Fairy beating Blake up in front of everyone for 2 minutes. Even Blake himself hated the scene so much that the scene was shortened on later releases and TV prints.
 * 231) *Diddy Kong throwing the controller to Tiny Kong after raging over Grand Theft Auto 4.
 * 232) For some reason, the movie has a weird obsession with adding tons of stereotypes and overusing them for no reason whatsoever, and unlike most shows with stereotypes, they are more offensive and annoying than funny.
 * 233) It overuses generic stock sound effects, mostly Hanna-Barbera sound effects.
 * 234) Overall, it gave the user Kenny Rosenberg a bad name, and even Kenny himself regretted watching this movie!

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) While wasted, the idea of a movie based on a user and his favorite characters going on an adventure is pretty interesting and original but unfortunately, it got wasted due to the explicit content, overloads of filler, disrespecting the dead, overusing stereotypes, and racism.
 * 2) Thankfully, not all the characters are flanderized. Examples such as Mr. Murdock, Walter White, Hank Schrader, Saul Goodman, Tommy Vercetti, Postal Dude (despite being inexplicably turned into a Russian stereotype), Melina Treshcove (Mr. Murdock's love interest) Ryu, Guile, Baraka, M Bison, Starlight, Oggy, Jonathan (who is the protagonist of the Underground games, Most Wanted and Carbon combined and given a name), Nahuel, Grunkle Stan, Lance Vance (who isn't as annoying as he was in Vice City and especially Vice City Stories), Luz, Amity, Shadow the Hedgehog, Silver the Hedgehog, Ren, Stimpy, SpongeBob, Sandy Cheeks, Quack, Banjo and Kazooie, The Powerpuff Girls, Spyro, Prince Poo (despite being on LSD), Light Yagami (who is a bit saner), Odo, Claire Emmett, TilleyParis (character), Clotted Cream Cookie (who is rather self-aware), Tori Vega, Motor Mille, Tina Armstrong, Jade West, Neasa (An Siopa Ealaine), Karlie Dell, Yukiteru Amano, Yuno Gasai, Redneck Kong, Baby Bonnie Hood (despite the change being against her personality), Olivia Birchenough, Beavis, Butthead, Bridin Ni Mhaoldomhnaigh, Clara Murray (RTEjr), Yuzuki Shimori, Kristie Inglethorpe, Koyuki Aoba, Xbel (3txulo), Honoka Akahoshi, Kirari Momose, Ameer (Fia's Fairies), Sora Nanairo, Sarai Shihara, Gabby (Gabby's Dollhouse), Daphne Vasquez, Happy (Happy the Hoglet), Rin Shirayuki, Mitsuki Hanamori, Kohana Aose, Pip (Fia's Fairies), Saki Asumi, Hydrogen (Atom Town), Oxygen (Atom Town), Pip (Skyline Gang), Shiori Hoshina, Candi (Skyline Gang), Phosphorus (Atom Town), Yuria Nijiro, Pheobe (Pop Paper City), Vinny (Vinesauce), Ellie Thorsby, Hooper (Pop Paper City), Sulfur (Atom Town), Jeremy Throckmorton III (The Wee Littles), Itsy (The Wee Littles), Momoka Aino, Tibor (Pikwik Pack), Anna Knight, Jo Tarr, Melba (Animal Crossing), Carbon (Atom Town), Seira Kureha, Duhalka, Helium (Atom Town), Superintendent Chalmers, Axel (Pikwik Pack), Willy Fog, Muffy (Animal Crossing), Calcium (Atom Town), Ray (Ray of Sunshine), Aluminium (Atom Town), Karolin Jurise, Titanium (Atom Town), Katrine Lukins, Lead (Atom Town), Sodium (Atom Town), Hollie-Anne Popeley, Hinone Rotsu, Yogoe Miko, Bincon, Yai, Weriasu, Bowie Dell-Duncan (Karlie's daughter), Pochita (Chainsaw Man), Denji (Chainsaw Man), Fluorine (Atom Town), Sora Harewataru, Ann G. Lina, Chlorine (Atom Town), Nijigaoka Mashiro, Kristina Riahi, Charlie Morningstar, Spud (Bob the Builder), Silver (Atom Town), Yoichi Isagi (Blue Lock), Levi Knight (Anna's daughter), Jinpachi Ego, Cozmo and his older brother Vector (who're based on Anki's robots of the same name), Power (Chainsaw Man), Dec (Ray of Sunshine), Aki Hayakawa (Chainsaw Man), Seishiro Nagi (Blue Lock), Anri Teieri (Blue Lock), Gabriella Montez (High School Musical), Spadge (Worms), Chigiri Hyoma (Blue Lock), Potassium (Atom Town), Yudai Imamura (Blue Lock), Copper (Atom Town), Lithium (Atom Town), Rin Itoshi (Blue Lock), Boggy B (Worms), Asahi Naruhaya (Blue Lock), Leafy, and many more.
 * 3) *Yukiteru and Yuno are a much healthier couple than they were in "Future Diary", their source material. Yuki is also not as much of a pushover as he was.
 * 4) *As mentioned before, Lance Vance has improved into a likable character who wasn't as annoying as he was in Vice City and especially Vice City Stories.
 * 5) Some moments can be funny and entertaining, with examples including:
 * 6) *Postal Dude yelling "Why won't this traffic go away?!" in a silly Russian accent.
 * 7) *Jonathan's cars constantly getting stolen and/or wrecked by the protagonists.
 * 8) *Fedora Kong slipping and spilling the food all over the table.
 * 9) *Yuno and Yukiteru cooperating in the fight with MrDweller.
 * 10) *MrDweller getting his foot run over 5 times by Jonathan in his M3 GTR during the climax, right after reverting from his MrNemesis form.
 * 11) *Blake's self-awareness and self-deprecation are hilarious, but Blake yelling "Why am I even in this movie?" takes the cake for the funniest.
 * 12) The animation and visual effects are decent.
 * 13) As mentioned before while there is some atrocious voice acting, most of the voice acting is alright, with some good examples being Todd Haberkorn as Jonathan, Vic Mignogna as Edward the Blue Engine, and Dafydd Iwan as Rowland the Owl.
 * 14) Some of the songs on the soundtrack are catchy and memorable for example:
 * 15) *No Taxes, sung by Jacob Jarno, is a decent and catchy rap.
 * 16) *The memetic Horrid Henry Theme Song Remix is very well done and rocks a lot.
 * 17) Awesome final battle climax between Kenny and his friends and MrDweller where MrDweller and Polygon Man fuse and turn into MrNemesis before destroying Manila with his summoned men, with Kenny and his friends teaming up to stop him, with many, many more joining in! Even better is that the climax was 25 minutes is incredible and epic to watch!
 * 18) The movie has its emotional and heartbreaking moments like the scene where Mr. Murdock gets impaled by one of MrDweller's men during the final battle climax and after MrNemesis got defeated, there's an emotional scene where Mr. Murdock thanks everyone for being there and he had a lot of fun with the adventure he had with him slowly dying after he finishes his speech and Everyone in the gang starts mourning his loss and then he's brought back to life by the ones who were killed by MrDweller, and when Mr. Murdock wakes up, everyone hugs him
 * 19) Some heartwarming romantic scenes like when Mr. Murdock wakes up, Melina Treshcove, his love interest confesses her love to Mr. Murdock and Mr. Murdock accepts her and shares their first kiss.
 * 20) The henchmen in the movie are competent unlike many other films, so it avoids the "henchmen are stupid" cliche.
 * 21) The movie introduces plenty of new characters and all of them are likable.
 * 22) *Fedora Kong, introduced when Cranky Kong goes to a store in SM North EDSA, is a humble and relatable person with ADHD.
 * 23) *Ivan the Space Biker, who was a likable biker, despite being a Russian stereotype.
 * 24) *Graggle Simpson is a likable character.
 * 25) *Polygon Man, the secondary antagonist, is a threatening and scary villain with a deep and menacing voice done by Rupert Degas.
 * 26) In later releases, they have Kenny himself along with all the characters and cameos throwing popcorn and complaining about the film, but only in the end, as demanded by Kenny himself.
 * 27) Unlike United Kingdom: The Movie, the ending doesn't end with everybody dancing. Instead, Kenny and the gang walk through the end of the EDSA and the population, The President (Bong Bong Marcos) and Vice President (Sara Duterte) congratulate Kenny and the gang for saving manila in SM Mall of Asia and it ends with the crowd carrying Kenny it even uses the song "Don't Stop Believin" during the scene, which was a fitting song.
 * 28) It was nice to see some characters who haven't had any relevant hoaxes or scrapped returned to the big screen for newcomers examples like Glover, Aero the Acrobat, Graggle Simpson, Sparky the Dog, Fedora Kong, Uncle Kong, Polygon Man, and more.
 * 29) At least it wasn't targeted at kids unlike Junior Eurovision: The Movie, Julkalendern: The Movie and Art's Animations: The Movie but doesn't save the fact that it misleads its rating to teenagers.

Reception
Despite the massive box office success, Kenny Rosenberg: The Movie was universally panned by critics and audiences alike and is considered one of the worst movies of all time or the worst movie targeted to teenagers of all time. Metacritic gave this an audience score of 2.5 and a weighted critic score of 20 out of 100 indicating "generally unfavorable reviews".

In addition to this, many of the people who worked on the movie were also very critical of it too, most notably Thomas Ryan, Anthony Starr, Wavera, and Kenny himself who all disliked the inconsistent portrayals of most of the characters, Anthony Starr even dislikes Homelanders' portrayal in the movie claiming that "Not my Homelander, this version of Homelander doesn't go home". Some were more enthusiastic about the movie, such as Jessie James Grelle (who voiced Yukiteru Amano and Vector).

This movie scores a 3% Critic Score and a 13% Audience Score on Rotten Tomatoes. The site's critical consensus states: "Kenny Rosenberg: The Movie is beautifully animated and has a fantastic variety of favorite characters with faithful designs that match their original counterparts, but that doesn't save the fact that it has offensive content and the characters act nothing like they were" and a 3.6/10 score on IMDb.

However, despite its negative content and controversies, it would quickly gain a "So Bad, It’s Good" cult following due to its random content and the fact that the events of the movie have little to no context in them.

Trivia

 * 1 month before the movie was released, Kenny and The Gang did 3 cover songs for each week to anticipate the release of the movie.
 * This movie was banned in China, India, Australia, South Korea, Malaysia, New Zealand, Turkey, Iran, Russia, and Zimbabwe due to its use of explicit content.
 * During the premiere of the film, many people watching the film didn't realize that the film is 8 hours when the director told them its 8 hours 2 hours into the movie, many people left the cinema and never got refunds.
 * The movie spawned quite a few internet memes, which include:
 * A scene where Horrid Henry faints after watching a scene where Luan and Benny kiss in the Loud House episode "Stage Plight".
 * The infamous Mr. Dwellers Cover of White Stripes became a popular and famous internet meme.
 * The lyrics "I haven't paid my taxes for 88 years" from the song No Taxes became a popular meme.
 * As mentioned before the line "I Love Kicking Balls while Dancing like an idiot!" became an internet meme.
 * Alphonse Elric's cameo appearance.
 * Jonathan himself became subject to many memes, thanks to being the protagonist of the two most popular Need for Speed games. Such memes include:
 * His reactions whenever his cars are stolen/wrecked.
 * The aforementioned scene of him running over MrDweller's foot.
 * The mere appearance of Future Diary characters was enough to spawn memes, especially for Yukiteru, as he isn't as much of a pushover here.
 * Yukiteru and Yuno's introductory scene.
 * The below-mentioned deleted scene became a meme among Future Diary fans thanks to its sheer over-the-topness.
 * We can't forget Light Yagami's appearance in the movie.
 * Ness' cover of "Squidward Nose" by Cupcakke became a popular meme in the Super Smash Bros community.
 * The Horrid Henry Theme Song Remix became one for some reason.
 * Even though the movie is rated PG-13, the creators of this film (Mr. Deconstruction) admitted that the movie was targeted more towards adults rather than teenagers.
 * After Kenny Rosenberg posted a YouTube video about his thoughts about the movie, many fans and critics sent Mr. Deconstruction death threats because he disrespected Kenny. Mr. Deconstruction tweeted his response to this, which was "Stop sending me those "Stop disrespecting Kenny, I will kill you" tweets or I will block you and stop supporting Kenny he is a crybaby". His tweet immediately got negative attention, and since then the tweet got deleted, with Kenny Rosenberg reportedly face-palming when he saw it.
 * Alfred Molina was originally cast for the role as MrDweller but after reading the script, he left and was replaced by Ian McDiarmid.
 * They are some deleted scenes that are either found or lost as the film was originally going to be 10 Hours.
 * A scene where Ness sings Gucci Gang by Lil Pump.
 * The scene where Jesse Pinkman is shown criticizing Häagen-Dazs after trying their ice cream.
 * A much more violent version of the scene where MrDweller gets stabbed in the eye.
 * The scene where Uncle Kong destroys a guitar and complains to the cashier.
 * A lost deleted scene where Polygon Man kills Kiddy Kong as Kiddy Kong was originally going to get killed off instead of Chunky Kong.
 * Shrike Sanchez's death scene was originally going to be Shrike getting burned and causing a huge fire in a mall but was cut due to the director thinking that it would take too long to animate the fire.
 * Another lost deleted scene where MrDweller sexually harasses kids in school.
 * A lost extended version of the scene where Chunky Kong meets Fedora Kong.
 * The original ending was going to consist of only the scene where Kenny and the gang dance in Roxas Boulevard, but the directors thought it was too cliche so they decided to change it to the ending that we know today.
 * Finally, we have the most legendary of all the deleted scenes, which is one where Yuno mercilessly dismembers MrDweller before beheading him with a scythe, which was originally intended to be how MrDweller was defeated.
 * Scripulous Fingore, a New Super Mario Bros. character originating from an urban legend, was originally going to appear as the main antagonist but was cut due to Mr. Deconstruction finding it too cute to be a villain and was replaced by MrDweller. However, Kenny said "Fingore might appear in the sequel", implying that he would possibly appear anytime soon.
 * Blake was the one who suggested that Rowland the Owl be voiced by Welsh folk singer Dafydd Iwan.
 * A recut version of the film, titled "Kenny and Friends: The Adventure Begins", was later released in preparation for the second movie, with all of the filler being gutted out for a streamlined experience.

Dialogue from the Movie
Kenny Rosenberg: Are you ready for us, Manila? Kenny and the Gang: *jumps up in the air* Let's go! Scene: The Adventure Begins

Postal Dude: What you want for lunch, Kenny? Kenny Rosenberg: Hey, why not try Jollibee? Postal Dude: Okay. Mr Murdock: I wonder if it'll taste good. Scene: Eating at Jolibee

Mr. Murdock: Wow! This mall is big! Lincoln Loud: Yeah, I agree. Leni Loud: I see so many stores! Scene: Visiting SM City North EDSA

Yukiteru Amano: Hey, Yuno! Want some ice cream? I've got your favorite flavor... *whips out a cone from his sleeve* right here! Yuno Gasai: HELL YEAH! Tiny Kong: Who are you two? Yukiteru Amano: I'm Yukiteru Amano, but everyone else calls me "Yuki". Yuno Gasai: And I'm Yuno Gasai, the official girlfriend of Yuki and ice cream lover extraordinaire! Scene: Meet Yuki and Yuno

Karlie Dell: What's the place called again? Pochita: It's Wienerwald. Kristie Inglethorpe: Ah, a restaurant with sausages. Hikaru (KEP1ER): I WANT BURGERS! Karlie Dell: Calm down. Scene: Inside Wienerwald

Shrike Sanchez: I found you, Kenny! Kenny Rosenberg: Oh, shit! He found us! Shrike Sanchez: Everyone, leave now, or else I will start a shootout! Redneck Kong: Ugh... I can't eat! Donkey Kong: Mr. Redneck, Shrike found us.

Jesse Pinkman: This food is so tasty- HOLD ON, HOW DID SHRIKE FIND US!!??! Shrike Sanchez: I will dominate you guys. Tiny Kong: Stop, Shrike! I'll beat you to a pulp. Shrike Sanchez: This tiny monkey wants to fight? How pathetic! Tiny Kong: We'll see about that. Kenny, find somewhere to hide in! Shrike Sanchez: *throws chair* Cranky Kong:ARRGGGGGHH!! MY LEG, GO NOW!

Tiny Kong: No Cranky! *kicks a janitor's cart* Shrike Sanchez: Not on my watc- Aaaaugh!! *runs and kicks Tiny* Tiny Kong: Ouch! Tiny Kong: *throws utensils* Shrike Sanchez: You think I can get hurt by thi- AARGHHHHH!! *falls*

Tiny Kong: Do you think I'm too small to fight? Shrike Sanchez: I will not give up! *shoots at Tiny* Tiny Kong: *dodges* You can't aim properly aren't you huh? Shrike Sanchez: Stop it, dumb tiny monkey! Tiny Kong: Aaah!

BlakeIsHere: *in a mock baby talk accent* Aww, just look at you! Is the baby girl afraid of getting hurt? *takes out his rocket launcher and points it at Taiwanball* This is serious business anyways. Taiwanball: Please don't shoot me, I'm neut- *Blake shoots her* BlakeIsHere: I thought Switzerland was the most neutral country anyways. David Cameron: Hey, what's going on he- *Blake shoots him with a rocket launcher* BlakeIsHere: Be gone, Tory bastard!

Shrike Sanchez: I have proved you wrong, Tiny Dick! Tiny Kong: No! I can't give up. Shrike Sanchez: You will eventually give up when I shoot your legs in 10 seconds, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4- Ivan the Space Biker: Catch this! *throws knife* Tiny Kong: *gets the knife and stabs Shrike in the arm* Shrike Sanchez: EEEUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHH!! Tiny Kong: Bye, bye, worm! *throws knife* Shrike Sanchez: *falls and breaks the window" YAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!! *hits the ground* Looks like I survived. Tiny Kong: Not so fast! *kicks a chair* Shrike Sanchez: Oh, crap. *gets crushed and dies* Scene: Fight All You Want Buffet

Meryl Hinton: Do whatever you want at Disney World, fuck me harder, bitch! Fan: Okay *thrusts Meryl harder* Meryl Hinton: Si papi!! *erotically moans* Fan: I love having sex with you! Meryl Hinton: *licks Fan's private parts* Disney World Cast Member: That's disgusting, you know families are watching. Fan: What are you, my girlfriend, and I gonna do about it? Disney World Cast Member: You and your girlfriend are banished from Disney World, now get out, and never return! Fan: Okay… Tina Armstrong: Intercourse in front of families? This is horrifying. Daphne Vasquez: Oh god... *retches* Scene: Fan and Meryl Have Sex Live at Disney World

Oxygen (Atom Town): Look at this, MrDweller has abducted babies and cut their privates off left and right. Willy Fog: *worriedly* Oh, dear. Karlie Dell: I'm glad to be a good mother to my kids, so let's save these poor babies. Kristie Inglethorpe: Let's do this. Yoichi Isagi: Score! Scene: Oxygen Prepares

Bowie Dell-Duncan: Mummy, who's that man? Karlie Dell: That's Yukiteru. He's training me to defeat MrDweller. Yukiteru Amano: Hey, little ones! Buddy Dell-Duncan: *waves shyly* Karlie Dell: Bless him. Scene: Karlie's Training

Spadge (Worms): Alright, gentlemen. Fire your weapons! Karlie Dell: Yes. Yuno Gasai: TASTE MY VENGANCE! *kills MrDweller's goon* Potassium (Atom Town): And my banana! '''Calcium (Atom Town): And milk! Scene: Wormlands Range

Near the training grounds, we see Alphonse Elric (with a character design combining traits from both his manga and Conqueror of Shamballa designs) casually standing near a light post. Alphonse Elric: Uh... what am I doing here? Light Yagami: Figure it out yourself. *writes Al's name in the Death Note* Alphonse Elric: Hey, can I join- *falls to the ground* Tibor: OH MY GOD, HE'S DEAD! Yukiteru Amano: You bastard! He could have been an invaluable ally! Lead (Atom Town): Poor guy... *puts a blanket on Al* Scene: Is That You, Al?

MrDweller: Yes! Yes! I got the power! Polygon Man: Haha! Kenny, you can't defeat him now! We're going to be combined with MrDweller and turn to MrNemesis! Tōma Kamijō: We're gonna shatter your illusion, Nemesis! MrNemesis: Oh, really? Kenny Rosenberg: Then bring it on, MidDweller! MrNemesis: Don't call me MidDweller, you stupid- Sodium (Atom Town): I'm glad to snack on lychees before the battle! Scene: MrDweller Turns Into MrNemesis

MrDweller: God fucking damn it! I lost my powers! Yuno Gasai: *in a mock baby talk accent* Aww, just look at you! Is the baby afraid of getting hurt? *takes out her guns and points them at MrDweller* MrDweller: G-Get the hell away from me! Denji (as Chainsaw Man): *chuckles* Just look at yourself. Yukiteru Amano: You cannot beat us, Dweller. We have gone through shit that you can't even imagine, and we're still going strong! Jonathan (in his M3 GTR): Yeah, now can you please keep your mouth shut for just one minute? *starts the car* MrDweller: Fuck! Someone, help me! Jonathan: Fine, then. *runs over MrDweller's foot* MrDweller: Arrrrrrgh! Sulfur (Atom Town): *stomps on MrDweller* Fool! Karlie Dell: This is for everyone you terrified. *slashes MrDweller's legs* Kenny Rosenberg and Tōma Kamijō: And for the finishing move, we'll smash your last illusion! *they both strike MrDweller with an uppercut* Scene: Everyone and Their Mother's Fighting MrDweller

Oxygen (Atom Town): Use your magic notebook, Light! Light Yagami: Right. *takes out the Death Note and starts writing on it* Artyom Uspensky. Time of death, 4:18 pm. Cause of death, the usual. Oxygen (Atom Town): Yes! *pats Light on the back and starts clapping* Gabriella Montez: Woohoo! Sulfur (Atom Town): Take that, you no-good villain! Phosphorus (Atom Town): Sulfur's right. MrDweller: *starts having a heart attack for 20 seconds, then passes out* Scene: The Pen Is Always Mightier

We see Kenny and his castmates sitting in front of a large TV in a living room, having just finished watching the movie. Real!Kenny: God damn. This movie was an eyesore! Graggle Simpson: My eyes are red! You're right, Kenny! Yuno Gasai: At least I get to kick a lot of ass. The Angry Video Game Nerd: Speaking of ass, this movie has more shit than the world's most unclean toilet! Alphonse Elric: Anyway Light, why did you kill me back there? Light Yagami: Stupid director told me to do that. Either way, you're more than welcome to join us in the sequel. Kristie Inglethorpe: I don't even know what to say. Uncle Kong: I can't believe that the film industry went down this path. Gordon the Blue Engine: What a disgraceful film! James the Red Engine: I hope the sequel will be better than this. The 10th Doctor: This is dirtier than British teeth! *throws drink*  Edward the Blue Engine: Wanna know something, Al and Clotted Cream? I'm YOUR BROTHER. Alphonse Elric: Really?! Clotted Cream Cookie: To be frank, I thought you were joking. Edward the Blue Engine: Yep. For some reason, I'm now in the shape of a steam engine and now I have no idea about what to do! Denji: *chuckles* I can't even imagine what happened to you, man! Edward the Blue Engine: Uh, actually I'm not a steam engine, and your brother's probably gonna appear in the next one, Al. Later, at 8:15 pm... Light Yagami: *grabs his Death Note and writes Mr. Deconstruction's real name in it, which is not shown to the audience* May the writer of this rotten movie burn in the deepest depths of Hell. Odo: Nice job, Light. Claire Emmett: I agree, Odo! Why did we star in the film at all? Mr. Deconstruction: What the?! *suffers sudden cardiac arrest, causing him to fall out of his penthouse, with his body eventually landing on a garbage truck* Hydrogen (Atom Town): Well deserved. Scene: After the Movie (only found on the home video releases as a bonus feature) MrDweller: Is it... over yet? Yuno Gasai: Stand still now. *pulls up a scythe* You won't feel a thing. Yukiteru Amano: Just don't fucking do it, Yuno! MrDweller: N-NOOOO!!! Yuno Gasai: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *slices off all of his limbs, one by one* Mortal Kombat Announcer: Finish him! MrDweller: C-Can I go now? Yukiteru Amano: You know what? Fuck it. I'm out of here. Yuno Gasai: RRAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *decapitates him* Mortal Kombat Announcer: Fatality! Yuno Gasai: You never even stood a chance. Yukiteru Amano: I know he's a bad guy, but you didn't have to go that far, crazy bitch! Sodium (Atom Town): That's... red! Scene: ''Finish Him! (deleted scene)''

English

 * 1) Jacob Jarno as Kenny Rosenberg
 * 2) Aaron Paul as Jesse Pinkman
 * 3) Rick Hunter as Postal Dude
 * 4) Todd Haberkorn as Jonathan and Aero the Acrobat
 * 5) Anthony Starr as Homelander
 * 6) Kenny Rosenberg as Himself and Mr. Murdock
 * 7) Ian Mcdiarmid as MrDweller
 * 8) Wavera as Herself
 * 9) Bryan Cranston as Walter White
 * 10) Mark Hamill as Dr. Neo Cortex
 * 11) Joseph May as Thomas the Tank Engine
 * 12) Yvonne Grundy as Nia
 * 13) Chris Sutherland as Banjo and Kazooie
 * 14) Keith Wickham as James the Red Engine, Percy the Small Engine, Gordon the Big Engine, Henry the Green Engine, Skarloey, Sir Handel, and Sir Topham Hatt
 * 15) Vic Mignogna (if that KickVic thing never happened) as Edward the Blue Engine
 * 16) Wolfgang Schaeffer as Lincoln Loud
 * 17) David Tennant as The 10th Doctor
 * 18) Anna Gunn as Skyler White
 * 19) Philip Michael Thomas as Lance Vance
 * 20) Lizzie Waterworth as Horrid Henry
 * 21) Tom Kenny as SpongeBob SquarePants
 * 22) Shea Brady as Odo
 * 23) Claire Emmett as Herself
 * 24) Kristie Inglethorpe as Herself
 * 25) Morgan Berry as Ness and Baby Bonnie Hood
 * 26) Lacey Chabert as Alisa Bosconovitch
 * 27) Lani Minella as Lucas
 * 28) Christine Marie Cabanos as Marie Rose
 * 29) Brad Swaile as Light Yagami and Shrike Sanchez
 * 30) Aaron Dismuke as Clotted Cream Cookie, Alphonse Elric's cameo appearance, and many background extras
 * 31) Jenna Warren as South Korea
 * 32) Casey Mongillo as Allister and Cozmo
 * 33) Jason Liebrecht as Skater Cookie
 * 34) Jeremy Shada as GingerBrave and Finn the Human for his cameo appearance
 * 35) Victoria Justice as Tori Vega
 * 36) Mille Gori as Motor Mille
 * 37) Melani Garcia as Herself
 * 38) Teresa Gallagher as Nicole Watterson
 * 39) Kate Higgins as Tina Armstrong
 * 40) Micah Solusod as Tōma Kamijō
 * 41) Liz Gillies as Jade West
 * 42) Caitriona Ni Dhomhnaill as Neasa
 * 43) Karlie Dell as Herself and Potassium (Atom Town)
 * 44) Jessie James Grelle as Yukiteru Amano and Vector
 * 45) Brina Palencia as Yuno Gasai
 * 46) Justin Timberlake as Wanderlust
 * 47) Littlesiha as Sara
 * 48) Rupert Degas as Polygon Man
 * 49) Joe Gilgun as Fedora Kong
 * 50) Thomas Haden Church as Ivan the Space Biker
 * 51) Simon Pegg as Graggle Simpson
 * 52) Olivia Birchenough as Herself
 * 53) Mike Judge as Beavis and Butthead
 * 54) Bridin Ni Mhaoldomhnaigh as Herself
 * 55) Vanessa Marano as Bay Kennish
 * 56) Katie Leclerc as Daphne Vasquez
 * 57) Isabella Blake Thomas as Seira Kureha
 * 58) Ellie Thorsby as Herself
 * 59) Brian Koch as Fan
 * 60) Juliet Simmons as Meryl Hinton
 * 61) Miriam Bigvava as Herself
 * 62) Kep1er as Themselves
 * 63) Kari Wahlgren as Ann G. Lina
 * 64) Alison Brie as Rattata Kid (the real Rattata Kid refused the offer to join the film)
 * 65) Hailey Chapman as Microphone
 * 66) Nare Ghazaryan as Herself
 * 67) Lindsay Seidel as Pochita
 * 68) Ryan Colt Levy as Denji
 * 69) Adam Katz as Baseball
 * 70) Elsie Lovelock as Charlie Morningstar
 * 71) Edward Bosco as Alastor
 * 72) Mónica Franco as Vaggie
 * 73) Michael Kovach as Angel Dust
 * 74) Lucas Blake Ashton as himself
 * 75) Elen Rhys as Blodwen the Welsh Fuzzy Caterpillar
 * 76) Hadley Sloan Robbins as Azure Sauber (AZU-948)
 * 77) Dafydd Iwan as Rowland the Owl
 * 78) Britta Gartner as Lieb the German Tick
 * 79) David Cameron as himself
 * 80) Charles Martinet as Mario and Luigi
 * 81) Norwood Hatheway as Canadaball
 * 82) Lian He as Taiwanball
 * 83) Cristen Rhiannon Aylmer as Lily May
 * 84) Quentin Darwin as Maddie Cástano
 * 85) Bill Clinton as Himself
 * 86) Stephanie Nadolny as Helen Henny
 * 87) Ricco Fajardo as Yoichi Isagi
 * 88) Kpop And Earthbound Fanatic as Herself
 * 89) Evan Oglesby as Ray (Ray of Sunshine)
 * 90) Michael Bruzzone as Lightbulb
 * 91) Vanessa Hudgens as Gabriella Montez
 * 92) Paul Tylak as Sulfur (Atom Town) and Copper (Atom Town)

Japanese

 * 1) Tetsuya Kakihara as Kenny Rosenberg
 * 2) Takamasa Motegi as Jesse Pinkman
 * 3) Junichi Suwabe as Postal Dude and Gordon the Big Engine
 * 4) Yoshimasa Hosoya as Jonathan
 * 5) Kenta Miyake as Homelander
 * 6) Kenyū Horiuchi as Edward the Blue Engine
 * 7) Jun Fukuyama as Kenny Rosenberg and Mr. Murdock
 * 8) Kenjiro Tsuda as MrDweller and MrNemesis
 * 9) Ami Koshimizu as Wavera, Melani Garcia, and Blodwen the Welsh Fuzzy Caterpillar
 * 10) Shigeru Ushiyama as Walter White
 * 11) Takeshi Kusao as Dr. Neo Cortex
 * 12) Kumiko Higa as Thomas the Tank Engine
 * 13) Yukari Tamura as Nia and Oxygen (Atom Town)
 * 14) Tomokazu Seki as Banjo and Gold (Atom Town)
 * 15) Romi Park as Kazooie, Finn the Human for his cameo appearance, Edward the Blue Engine (only for the DVD extra), and Arsenic (Atom Town)
 * 16) Hiro Shimono as Henry the Green Engine and Hydrogen (Atom Town)
 * 17) Masakazu Morita as Skarloey
 * 18) Norio Wakamoto as Sir Handel and Sir Topham Hatt
 * 19) Hiroyuki Yoshino as Harry Styles (when speaking)
 * 20) Mitsuaki Madono as Weird Al Yankovic (when speaking) and Lance Vance
 * 21) Mitsuki Saiga as Percy the Small Engine, Azure Sauber (AZU-948), Sodium (Atom Town), and Dipper Pines
 * 22) Toshihiko Seki as The 10th Doctor
 * 23) Jun Karasawa as Skyler White
 * 24) Taiki Matsuno as SpongeBob SquarePants
 * 25) Natsuki Hanae as Lucas Blake Ashton
 * 26) Ai Nonaka as Lily May
 * 27) Marina Inoue as Maddie Cástano
 * 28) Junko Minagawa as Silver (Atom Town), Ray (Ray of Sunshine), and Sparky the Dog
 * 29) Toshiyuki Morikawa as Rowland the Owl and Shrike Sanchez
 * 30) Minami Takayama as Odo and Horrid Henry
 * 31) Yuu Kobayashi as Claire Emmett
 * 32) Rina Sato as Kristie Inglethorpe
 * 33) Daisuke Ono as Titanium (Atom Town)
 * 34) Rie Kugimiya as Ronnie Anne and Tibor (Pikwik Pack)
 * 35) Makiko Ohmoto as Ness and Baby Bonnie Hood
 * 36) Yuki Matsuoka as Alisa Bosconovitch
 * 37) Yuko Sanpei as Lucas, Phosphorus (Atom Town), and Tiny Kong
 * 38) Mai Aizawa as Marie Rose
 * 39) Ryoko Shiraishi as Lincoln Loud and Aluminium (Atom Town)
 * 40) Yoko Hikasa as Lori Loud
 * 41) Naoko Komatsu as Leni Loud
 * 42) Kaori Shimizu as Lucy Loud
 * 43) Mamoru Miyano as Light Yagami, Wanderlust, Alastor, and Justin Bieber (when speaking)
 * 44) Akira Ishida as Clotted Cream Cookie
 * 45) Mutsumi Tamura as Allister and Luna Loud
 * 46) Daisuke Hirakawa as Skater Cookie and Mr. Deconstruction
 * 47) Junko Takeuchi as GingerBrave and Axel (Pikwik Pack)
 * 48) Shihori Kanjiya as Tori Vega
 * 49) Sumire Morohoshi as Bowie and Buddy Dell-Duncan
 * 50) Misaki Tsuruya as Motor Mille
 * 51) Mai Yamane as Nicole Watterson
 * 52) Yuko Nagashima as Tina Armstrong
 * 53) Atsushi Abe as Tōma Kamijō
 * 54) Mandy Sekiguchi as Neasa
 * 55) M.A.O. as Karlie Dell
 * 56) Yuki Kaji as Yukiteru Amano and Glover
 * 57) Tomosa Murata as Yuno Gasai
 * 58) Chiaki Omigawa as Sara
 * 59) Takahiro Sakurai as Polygon Man
 * 60) Tetsu Inada as Fedora Kong and Ivan the Space Biker
 * 61) Hiroshi Kamiya as James the Red Engine
 * 62) Toshiyuki Toyonaga as Graggle Simpson and Fan
 * 63) Chifuyu as Jade West
 * 64) Megumi Toyoguchi as Olivia Birchenough, Melina Treshcove, and Potassium (Atom Town)
 * 65) Nobuhiko Okamoto as Beavis, Butthead, and Lead (Atom Town)
 * 66) Machico as Bridin Ni Mhaoldomhnaigh
 * 67) Aya Hirano as Bay Kennish and South Korea
 * 68) Yui Makino as Daphne Vasquez
 * 69) Shiori Izawa as Pochita
 * 70) Kikunosuke Toya as Denji
 * 71) Miyu Irino as Alphonse Elric during his cameo appearance, Sulfur (Atom Town), Vector, and Nahuel
 * 72) Ran Ishii as Seira Kureha
 * 73) Shiho Kawaragi as Ellie Thorsby
 * 74) Tsubasa Yonaga as Aero the Acrobat and Angel Dust
 * 75) Miyuki Sawashiro as Meryl Hinton
 * 76) Atsumi Tanezaki as Cozmo
 * 77) Maaya Sakamoto as Chlorine (Atom Town)
 * 78) Iori Saeki as Ann G. Lina
 * 79) Miku Itō as Miriam Bigvava
 * 80) Kep1er as Themselves
 * 81) Sumire Uesaka as Rattata Kid, Nare Ghazaryan, and Microphone
 * 82) Minori Chihara as Vaggie
 * 83) Kazuki Ura as Yoichi Isagi
 * 84) Sora Tokui as Kpop And Earthbound Fanatic and Charlie Morningstar
 * 85) Rika Matsumoto as Julian (Postman Pat)

Soundtrack of The Film

 * 1) Introduction - Hans Zimmer
 * 2) The World - Nightmare (plays when Kenny and friends start their journey across the Philippines)
 * 3) Highway to Hell - AC/DC
 * 4) Don't Start Now - Dua Lipa
 * 5) Baby Blue - Badfinger
 * 6) Nothin on You - B.o.B (feat Bruno Mars)
 * 7) Inactive - Weird Al Yankovic (Kenny Rosenberg Mix)
 * 8) TiK ToK - Ke$ha
 * 9) Don't Stop Me Now - Queen
 * 10) Toxicity - System of A Down (Postal Dude's cover)
 * 11) Royals - Lorde
 * 12) Dweller - Ian McDiarmid (parody of Human - Rag'n'Bone Man)
 * 13) Sadistically Terrifying Overachieving Neglectful Enragement - Aaron Paul
 * 14) No Taxes - Jacob Jarno
 * 15) Nine Thou (Superstars Remix) - Styles of Beyond (plays when Jonathan makes his first appearance)
 * 16) Chop Suey! - System of A Down
 * 17) White and Nerdy - Weird Al Yankovic (Perfect Peter's cover)
 * 18) Are You Ready To Play? - Tweenies (Kenny and Gang cover)
 * 19) Athletic Theme (PAL Version) - Siivagunner
 * 20) Perform This Way - Weird Al Yankovic
 * 21) Welcome to the Jungle - Guns N' Roses
 * 22) Gucci Gang - Lil Pump (only plays in a deleted scene)
 * 23) Horrid Henry Theme Song Remix
 * 24) Seven Nation Army - White Stripes (MrDweller's cover)
 * 25) Thunderstruck - AC/DC (plays during the battle with MrNemesis)
 * 26) Fancy - TWICE
 * 27) We Built This City - Starship
 * 28) It's Okay To Commit Bestiality - BlakeIsHere
 * 29) Squidward Nose - Cupcakke (Ness cover)
 * 30) Koushou Taibo - Futei Sekibun (Motor Mille cover)
 * 31) MONEY - Lisa (Nicole Watterson cover)
 * 32) Kuusou Mesorogiwi - Yōsei Teikoku (Yukiteru and Yuno's battle theme)
 * 33) Zetsubou Billy! - Maximum the Hormone (plays when Light writes MrDweller's name in the Death Note)
 * 34) Deal With - Oldcodex (only heard in the deleted dismemberment scene)
 * 35) Don't Stop Believing - Journey (final scene theme)
 * 36) YMCA - Village People (Kenny and Gang cover, credits only)
 * 37) I Want to Know What Love Is - Foreigner (Kenny and Gang cover, credits only)
 * 38) Africa - Toto (Kenny and Gang cover, credits only)
 * 39) Rewrite (2004 Mix) - Asian Kung Fu Generation (plays in the trailer for the sequel, "Kenny Rosenberg and Friends in The Vengeful Return of the Nemesis" which appears in the home video releases)