Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken remake

'''NOTE: This page is not about the original film. This is just about how awful a live-action remake of this film would look like. You can also add more WISGD reasons, you can even add any character of your choice on WISGD#3, but whatever you do, please do not vandalize it.'''

Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken is a 2058 adult live-action film produced by an anime fan, written by a monkey, and directed by Troy Bobber, the same mastermind behind Fucky Day Sweeping the Shits Away Can you Tell me How to get Drunk at Sesame Street. It was distributed by I Hate You Entertainment, the same company behind many shit movies. It serves as the live-action remake of the 2023 film of the same name. The movie premiered in theaters on May 20th, 2058 and received extremely negative reviews, with many people considering it to be one of the worst films of all time.

Plot
A sixteen-year-old girl, Ruby Gillman learns that she is next in line of legendary sea krakens. Despite her lofty destiny, she is desperate to fit in at Oceanside High School. Ruby struggles to fit in even more though when her mother forbids her from going to the beach. After disobeying her mother’s rules, she discovers that she is descended from the warrior Kraken queens and will ascend to the throne as the Warrior Queen of the Seven Seas, her grandmother. The Kraken is a race sworn to protect the world’s oceans from the vain, power-hungry mermaids by battling for centuries. The general confrontation comes to a head when a popular mermaid named Chelsea enrolls at Ruby’s school.

Why It Should Get Drowned
UNDER CONSTRUCTION
 * 1) The main problem with this film is that it lacks all of the charm of the original 2023 animated film; whereas the 2023 version is about finding yourself and who you truly are, this movie pushes all of that to focus on sex comedy, randomness, and slice-of-life.
 * 2) * Because of that, it’s obvious that all of the people who worked on this movie know nothing about the original film.
 * 3) Most, if not all, of the characters are flanderized:
 * 4) * Ruby Gillman, the main protagonist, went from a nice and friendly girl that just wanted to fit in to an extremely annoying, selfish, rude, and whiny brat that wouldn’t hesitate to push others down the stairs just so that they could “get out of her way”.
 * 5) To add something to WISGD#2, they even added characters and celebrities that have absolutely nothing to do with Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken, and they are also flanderized:
 * 6) * Ness is now an idiot who does nothing but spam PK Fire.
 * 7) Extremely poor, atrocious, unrealistic, stupid, and cringeworthy acting, as all of the characters feel no emotions, mutter their lines, and move in weird ways. Heck, even one critic claimed that he had seen middle school plays with better acting than this movie.
 * 8) Despite the PG-13 rating, it doesn’t really fit this film, and the humor ranges from childish to outright offensive, and there are tons of sexual themes, inappropriate language, extreme violence, etc.