Alvin and the Chipmunks: War Against the Chip-Offs

Alvin and the Chipmunks: War Against the Chip-Offs is a 2023 American live action/computer animated musical comedy film directed by Alex Zamn. It is the 5th film in the Alvin and the Chipmunks film franchise and is the sequel to Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip.

Plot
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Why We Wager War Against This Movie
UNDER CONSTRUCTION
 * 1) For starters, a fifth installment in the Alvin and the Chipmunks film franchise was totally unnecessary. As Road Chip seemed like a good ending to it, plus the reception the first 4 movies got were pretty negative, so there's no point in continuing a film franchise that has all 4 previous movies hated.
 * 2) This film was made almost 8 years after it's predecessor, which is way too late to continue a franchise.
 * 3) Like the previous 4 films, the film suffers from unfunny and gross-out toilet humor:
 * 4) *In a scene Alvin, Simon, and Theodore mails a jar of farts to their rip-offs hoping they would be too disgusted to continue their career.
 * 5) *A scene of Theodore trying to use the bathroom but keeps falling into the toilet.
 * 6) The concept of the movie is good, but it's executed horribly.
 * 7) The chipmunks were heavily flanderized in this movie, showing they learned nothing from the first 4 films.
 * 8) *Alvin is now a deranged troublemaker who causes Dave trouble all around the house. He becomes a psychopath once he meets the rip-offs of him, Simon, and Theodore and try in all possible ways to get them to stop copying them and to end their career. Even going as far as to attempt to straight up murder them!
 * 9) *Simon is now a know it all nerd who keeps telling Alvin and Theodore to not do this and to not do that, and it gets annoying pretty quickly. Plus he gained this personality in the first place just to pander on the nerd memes.
 * 10) *Theodore is now just a glutton who likes eating marshmallows and White Cheddar Cheez-Its. He also has a weird obsession with twerking "for a joke" which is highly inappropriate for a kids movie!
 * 11) The new characters introduced, Cameron, Peyton, and Eyore aka. The Squirrels are all generic and one-dimensional bullies and rip-offs of the Chipmunks who have opposite personalities from The Chipmunks.
 * 12) *Cameron is the generic rip-off of Alvin who decides to mock The Chipmunks for no reason. Though unlike Alvin, instead of being a trouble-maker, he is a "peace-maker" who likes keeping his room tidy.
 * 13) *Peyton is the generic rip-off of Simon who decides to mock The Chipmunks along with Cameron and Eyore for no reason. Though unlike Simon, instead of being smart, he's incredibly dumb.
 * 14) *Eyore is the generic rip-off of Theodore who decides to mock The Chipmunks along with Cameron and Peyton for no reason. Though unlike Theodore, instead of being fat and sweet, he's skinny and rude.
 * 15) Out of the 5 films in the franchise, this one has the MOST product placement (So far). These include the first 4 Alvin and the Chipmunks films (different scenes), McDonalds, IPhone, Windows 10, ScrubDaddy, YouTube, Captain Crunch Berries, Kroger, White Cheddar Cheez-Its, PornHub (Thankfully indirectly mentioned), Among Us, Peppa Pig etc.
 * 16) The film tries way too hard to be hip and cool with the kids, including stuff like characters using internet slangs like "wtf" "sussy baka" "only in ohio" "lowkey" "simp" "whooper whooper whooper whooper" and more. There is even a scene where Theodore burst into the room and starts singing the whooper song except every lyric is replaced with sussy, and Alvin replying with "Whooper Among Us in Ohio".
 * 17) The movies steal some elements from The Amazing World Of Gumball episode "The Copycat", Like the rip-offs of Alvin, Simon, and Theodore copying their moves and The Chipmunks trying to get them to stop copying them.

Redeeming Qualities
UNDER CONSTRUCTION
 * 1) Like said before, the concept of the movie is interesting, but was horribly executed.
 * 2) Dave remains likeable in the movie, along with The Chippetes (Despite them not getting that much screen time in the first half of the movies).
 * 3) Despite being weak characters, The Squirrels serve as great antagonists.
 * 4) The final battle (or sing fight?) is well done and entertaining.
 * 5) Disney thankfully saved some elements of the movie, despite kind of declining in recent years.

Reception
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Trivia
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Dialog from the movie
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